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 your great uncle is so great, he’s really great, a great guy who everyone likes a lot 

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J.E. Melton

When your cheese slicer slices cheese it clears the whole building. Your stoop is stoopid. You've got the only toilet bowl on the block that goes snap-crackle-pop. Your pop-up toaster is hawt and your air conditioner is kewl but your vacuum cleaner really sux.

Coyoty

Your god is so fat, he's not just the fattest thing in the universe, he IS the universe!