November, December and January Bonus Haiku Spectacular (Patreon)

Hey everyone! I'm behind on haiku, so here's a batch of three to get us caught up. Enjoy!

eat my entire ass

go ahead and get in there

really make it count

what would jesus say

if he had a billion bucks

“fuck you I’ve got mine”

please don’t take that pill

there is a tiny lobster

inside of that pill

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