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Scientists have determined that a show needs 12 murders an episode for maximum murder enjoyment. More than twelve murders and the cleanup hassle outweighs the murder joy 

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Tudza

I think the largest I've seen in a British murder mystery show is 6. Can't recall if that was Midsomer Murders or Inspector Morse. I know in one of the Morse shows the ME or whatever complains about all the murders.

Sean Eric Fagan

See that's how Buffy's vampires were so considerate -- they just turned to dust when you killed them. Less cleanup than Thanos required!

Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon

did you notice how even in mass-combat scenarios the visibility from dusted vamps never wavered? That was a huge loophole that HAS to be considered in any reboots. I'll be holding them to account!