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Magnates & Mendicants (Patreon)

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2019-07-22 06:51:32
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 it is pitch black. your retirement savings is likely to be eaten by a grue 


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Sean Eric Fagan

It's funny and depressing 'cause it's true.

Bruce Cohen

I cast Summon Guillotines.

Thomas Maszerowski

I worked over 20 years at Xerox, the title-only promotion and the underwater stock options are totally on the mark. I got out in the last round of voluntary layoffs with a nice severance package. Now they're just jettisoning people with close to nothing.

Andrew Rich

Holy crap Jon, way to motivate a Monday commute

Trey

Oh, man...

Stefan Edward Jones

Came here to write exactly what Sean wrote. Yeah, I'm thinking +2 Flaming Guillotines of Enough of this Crap Already.

Ratel

Hah! I work from home. And yet...I'm trapped.

Coyoty

Oh no! I just looked for my D20 to check the accuracy of your drawing of one, and it's gone! It was a nice one, too, with a small D20 inside a clear blue D20 shell and I don't know if I can replace... STOP JUDGING ME! I *HAVE* A LIFE!!! I DO!!!