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Harry Potter and the Poorly Chosen Career (Patreon)

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2020-06-12 06:14:07
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 “vaginas are extremely real,” muttered JK’s self-insert to nobody in particular

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Coyoty

Baby-eating jokes aren't tasteful. I mean, do you think that's swift? Sure, he was possessed by part of Voldemort's soul, but is that the 'crux of the matter? We shouldn't be comparing apples to oranges. Unless maybe the apples transmogrified to be oranges. Then are they really oranges, or just apples shaped like oranges? Can you actually get orange juice out of them? If they're blood oranges, can-- No, I won't go there. Is a cat animagus a real-- No, I won't go there, either.

Bryan Dickson

I love this double-whammy of a joke. Great stuff Jon!