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giving away $400 swagboard (hoverbaord) cuz i got an extra one in mail (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-23 21:51:48
Imported:
2026-06

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this is it: https://www.amazon.com/Swagtron-Swagboard-T6-Off-Road-Hoverboard/dp/B01N6NQOA6/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=t6+hoverboard&qid=1629755469&sr=8-5


reply with funny and ill pick someone in replies

Comments

Anonymous

🌊📟baddest dream burger

Ricky Milk

Me when swagboard: ok I pull up

Walnuttie

The big bitch wanna big boardie from the big famous

TreeBones

Loshwanky mcfromp

Travis Rumsey

我的姐姐是他妈的同性恋

Lars

Joe

figgy swift

how about you send me dietz nuts

Anonymous

Shoe sale: baby died!

Anonymous

Swagbruh Obama balls very halal

ARV

not the yaddas

Anonymous

Funny and ill pick someone in the replies

Stiff Sausage

What is a Karen called in Europe American

Anonymous

i have yet to receive my n pass can i please at least receive this homie

Santiago

Me when the bru-

Lorenzo Kline

Nigga gimme the brhu before I squeeze your booba

Anonymous

stage five terminal aids

Anonymous

I put you on my Government Class Notebook. 100% serious I tweeted a picture at you

sunded

funny

Devin

Hi

pengeg

indian accent

Anonymous

Slap the depressed kid's wrist and said "I like ya cut G"

Professor Baelus

alright so two guys walk into a bar. one says amongus. the other says sus. the first guy does tasks. the second guy reports a body. who is the imposter?

Anonymous

Freddy five night markiplier balls HD

Anonymous

I want it so i can give it to kpop jimoon

Anonymous

I need skadboard, give me

Anonymous

Brudda I wish to ride the swagmobile into a bus

Anonymous

I like ya cup g *slaps tits*

Hukitul

Nigga balls

Pump Daddy C

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SGG

bruh

latenitexeno

wiggle woggle dongle sauce shmeggle wopple nopple sheggle shogs

Anonymous

if we really think about it, what is funny? is funny objective? can we define funny with hard terms? is funny a fundamental human concept? or is funny something we created as a society? without modern culture would funny exist? we may never know.

Anonymous

rubix cube competition gambling millions on jim kong bop to win

Anonymous

this shit whack asf cant even post images, pattron got hhemroids?

Anonymous

Mr.breast furburger among us balls. *In Obama impression. “Errr Michael, scratch my balls”.

Anonymous

Hey did you know that Winnie the Pooh is censored in China

Vincent Huckins

i paused my game to be here (the shirt i’m wearing to my first day at school)

Anonymous

give it to a person with no legs lol

Abuzz03

These replies are aids

SGG

nigga cat for the pussy. Xbox 1 PS4 for the pussy.

Vincent Huckins

the devil whispered in my ear “you’re one shot” i told him i got a medkit

Anonymous

Can I have it my moms dads fathers sister died in Chernobyl so i have radiation poisoning and my fragile bones will break if I dont get off road hoverbord

Anonymous

these replies make me want to kms

idiot

Shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll

Anonymous

I doubt shit I'll say will be le funny funny and make Mr two toe mad do the cummy wummy and pissy in his panties so I'll just sit here and cri 😢😢😭 amogs ඞ

Anonymous

If ya don't jiggiladang then you don't jiggilabang on da gang 🗣️💯🤷‍♂️

Joel

Donda is gonna release before September.

Anonymous

wada haell.... letuce....

Anonymous

I legit don't want it, but the old hag(me granny) downstairs needs it

Anonymous

Is that what the point of the mask is?

Anonymous

Oh, Greetings. Until I saw your presence, I was in the midst of exiting this current room, in order to arrive in bedroom so that I could rest. I acknowledge that we did not use the Skype app to talk to eachother through means of wireless connection, but, I think that the fact that we did not do this does not particularly matter. I hope that the rest of your night continues well, I shall be with you again tommorow.

Chōsō

They came through the door because they don't know how to come in through the roof because they are BTS

Corgi_Love

Did you hear about Paul Walker’s rap? Wrapped around that tree.

Anonymous

95% of these replies are just completely unfunny

Anonymous

I hate dream and love you two mad speaking of 2 I hate my 2 gay dads I was racist as a young boy but now as a man I’m homophobic and I blame it on my dads they would always send me dick pics which was gay and I hated it so now I chopped of my penis hopping to win the hover board. I lied I’m an obese 15 year old from America with divorced parents living the American dream. Speaking of dream I will order my family the dream burger if my penis doesn’t get my hair done

Telris

Pick the least funny so the replies have a chance to win

James Gurr

When is Chinese ninja coming?

Anonymous

I did it not too much but it wasn’t good lol I was thinking thinking of it but it was a good thing lol lol I love love mama love her So much oh lol I don’t think I have to get a hold of him I just don’t know what to do that I don’t know know what you mean you don’t know how about it but I’m still at work and I don’t know what to rob.

Anonymous

you think twomad will laugh if i comment

Anonymous

How do I clean lead

Anonymous

I got a 1 in 710 chance that’s less than me getting a girlfriend I like those odds fat men unite

cmrnfrsr

i gave you twomad fone. now laugh at my 6 hour cooldown.

Anonymous

I'm not funny, give

Anonymous
>>66368903

Also I'm from UK (bo'o' o' wo'ah) so idk if that's gonna have any problems with shipping

Mobo Hobo

Ey yo the pizza here, oh nigga!

Anonymous

What's green and smells like bacon

Anonymous

Kermit the Frogs fingers

Curtis

Donkey from shrek Rule 34 Cummies

Cpt Cheez

Dietz Nuts Man idk we all know this nigga never laughs at shit we tell him

Anonymous

ayo wgat the dog doin no im not amngsus 21 im from kenya kenya deez nuts

Anonymous

I'll suck your Jordan's for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous

I'll give you 3tb of pictures of just black cock

Fox

underidoderidoderiododeridoo

Anonymous

Canada be like eat maple syrup pretend not to kill children and be racist headass

Anonymous
>>66371464

or give the hoverboard to Trudeau at the Halloween party call that a magic carpet ride

Anonymous

Got called a Racist at Burger King :/

Anonymous

Hey guys.. um…, I’m sorry this took so long to come out, I was processing things and thinking things through and this is my first time going through something like this and I wanted to go about it as best as I possibly could, and I want to be honest. My relationship with Carson was very complicated, I had a boyfriend at the time and neither Carson nor my boyfriend at the time knew about each other, and while I was clear with Carson that Carson and I were not in a relationship, I still let him on and ended up hurting Carson and my boyfriend at the time very badly in the process.

Anonymous

IS THAT A DELICIOUS HUMBVERBORD.......i can almost taste me riding it.......*HOVERGASM NOISES*

Anonymous

Yo this some booty buttcheeks #howtoremovechickenfromfireextinguisher

Anonymous

Joe mama shashamga wendys Nutts imposter sus Katerino gay lmao

Anonymous

can we please have a moment of silence to remember the 27 (twenty seven) victims who lost their lives in the krusty krab bombing of 2003 😔😔😔🏳️‍🌈

Ian

Uhhhhhuhabauhba

Bonkz

Fuck off cunt

SageKleo

Dude wveryontikes ?? Yeh haeym

LameBrane

Bro, imagine all the places I won't ride to when I get it 🤫

Anonymous

Chum chum the Lee got to go peee Rick ya pickle Rick cumin up hot u don’t know what he got but you gonna go to sleep baby see you in your dreams. -twomad’s father

Anonymous

You are the white version of joji and I'm all for it 👑👑

Anonymous

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Anonymous

in de... begninging

Anonymous

in de begninging

bigdaddyswagmoney

We do be coming in waves with dat superflous whip be hopping on like damnnnn i pull up

Brunorock55

funny among us what the dog doing twomad best do you know the way da people drink da water and fight to survive

Anonymous

i come from the roof cause i dont know where the DOOR is!!

mhvatum

My dog is scratching his balls

Sauciest Suspect

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Joe M.

Hey Shane Dawson, uh... I'm really sorry about your grandma. I know she's still hanging on but-- if-- I know it must be really hard right now. Um... I had to deal with so many people with the exact same thing. So like, that's same things happened to me like 5 times... with so many important people to me and I know that... when she does pass on I'll know that she'll go and she'll be with Jesus. I know that everything you've done really means a lot to her and she really loves you, and um, yeah... so, she's lived a great life, I'm sure. You've done everything you... can? Ya can't do anything to stop it. It's just a part of life. So, um...yeah, I'm really sorry...hope she has a good last while, hope she makes it...um... you're a great guy, Shane. Bruhkunda board 🥰

Anonymous

None of y’all mfs funny

channing

Bro if you just don’t give me the hoverboard you sussy among us built black boi I will come to your house and mouth feed you maple syrup

Gale

N o

Anonymous

Pedophile Freestyle

Gloriq

man send me this shit now before i nut in yo fucking ears

Damo

What the dog doin

Anonymous

i have no supply of funy but pls give flyingboard because it looks sex and it is sex

Anonymous

14. Do not disagree with the moderators or we will ban you

Anonymous

how do i link my discord do i just do this armodillio#4134

GeorgeYTG

If you dont give it to me you are homophobic and don't support LGBTQIAYQUOKHCESGIJNMPVXDLWFRZT++++++++++ PREMIUM HD 4K HDR+ 22.5 PHOTOSHOP

Anonymous

Gongy ging gang gong goon i brokey my bum bum with big sucky wucky cocky wocky tastse like yummy mum num legg

Anonymous

i dont want the board but jae says hello everyone here in the comments 😁😁😁

Anonymous

“”I see” said the blind man to the deaf dog as the crippled grandma walked by.” Told the mute child to the black man who wasn’t starving as he played croquet with his fellow asians in Russia.

Anonymous

I don't have funny but here is a pretty fun story. I fucking flooded stairs in elementary school becuse i opened the fire hydrant valve and i never got caught.

Anonymous

I am unironically British

kiezly 360

Underidoderidoderiododeridoo - Winston Churchill

Anonymous

so i posted some hardcore among us porn in your discord so can i get an unban?

Brobo1235

I'm good I don't need one

Anonymous

please give me hoverboard i always wanted one, im not funny

Anonymous

sooo when is nerf winston gonna be real?

Anonymous

ha hey Twoemad?! (Fards shids Cums)

Anonymous

How does a moose tell you to move over? Moose over

Anonymous

When you’re a women and your homies are feeling quite parched: 🤱

bruhpoop

fart poop balls xd

Anonymous

I’ve always wanted to see Twomad ride his hoverboard to a small boat dock with people on it and then just ride completely off the dock, no hesitation, and land straight in the water. I wonder if the people would actually try and help or just continue to stand there and assume that he’s retarded

purpleturtle

literally fuckin like gimme the goddamn hoverboard and i'll ride it into oncoming traffic no cap

Lennox Frew

My hero acadamia fans when some one suggests that touching children is illegal

Anonymous

Whip and nae nae

Anonymous

Big Juice Mommy Milkers

Anonymous

Greetings from somali brudda in Toronto

Anonymous

This is funny now you laugh

Bowl

My asshole actually burns right now no cap I need something to ride to the er

Anonymous

Toemad the new mrbeast be like bruh

Anonymous

Edp balls did 9/11

Gabe Whittaker

None of the comments are funny who would've guessed lmao

Anonymous

Take this L loser, im gonna through the roof!

Anonymous

Man with the digeridoo

Anonymous

U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? you ever crab walk on da dick? U got yeast in there? ever drink goat blood? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?

Anonymous

Hey can I get that hoverboard with an egg roll.

Brina

Can I put my balls in ya jaw

Luke wasel

use strong password or choose my own fo today

phatcunt

if u give me magic hover tech i will ride around town on it in joker paint and underpants my broda

Anonymous

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Anonymous

chinese ninja fortnite google playstore 台湾不是一个真正的国家，我向中华民族道歉

Anonymous

my guy if u ship to me it will cost $2 mil Australian = 2 USD cuz

Anonymous

why is it called burger king and not fuckin NIGGA BALLS

Anonymous

If I win this, I work at a hotel and I’d ride this shit around all day, I’ll literally Make a video of me riding around my job for this

PapaGuni

Would be pretty funny for you to ship this to me in fucking uhhhhhhh the country schnitzel and hitler are from lmao

Anonymous

i’m not here for funny i’m here for reason and blackmail, if I do not recieve a floaty wheel, Brukanda falls on September 28 2021. No deals will be made and my requests must be fulfilled. Mr. Mad I hope you make the right choice. P.s. I piss in the soda fountains at Mcdonald’s :)

Anonymous

gimme thefucking swagbored BOY

Anonymous

jimin is how hot gimme the hoverboard my brudda

Anonymous

give me the hover, my brown friend

Anonymous

if you give it to me jin will be proud

Lilith Jackson

My mom would beat me if i didn’t listen to her. Only problem is I’m deaf. I have the hearing setting set to 0 my mane

Anonymous

What the dog doin

Bruh Moment

Please mr. Toe, I would like that bored

Anonymous

toemad got da hoverboard? da board that do be hoverin? h?

Shimmy Me

Non copyright music be like