Random ideas for social networks (happy holidays edition) (Patreon)

I will take 2 random ideas that will be published in social networks.

Rules: 

* One idea per person and between both dynamics.

* I will illustrate underage characters in an adult version.

* You can specify a type of inflation or vanilla, if you don't mention it, I will choose randomly ;)

* there is a 10% chance that your idea will be illustrated as a sequence of 2 or more panels.