Variety's Predictions: THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE (Patreon)

Team Patrick here.

Ahead of the big day today, Variety released its predictions for who will win tonight (full article: https://variety.com/lists/2024-oscar-predictions/). We crunched the numbers and saw in this simulation who would win the draft, and the results may shock you.

You have a few hours to move your team in case you might need to.

This is about art. This is about expression. And this is about movies. We're all winners for living in such a world and having such great institutions to keep us feeling alive. But before you MAE-STROll to the polls, you might want to take a look at these cold, hard numbers.

You're all my friends. I would never unfriend any of you. Think of that.

Peace, Light, Love, Joy, Happiness, and Warmth,

Team Patrick