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DiLemon! DiScript! (Patreon)

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2026-08-24 01:03:52
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GUYS! Patrick here. What a fucking journey. Thank you so much for joining us today. As always, passing the script along so you can read it to your hearts' content. Love you all so much--it might have been a punishment but it really was for you (and I'm NOT being Mr. Sarcastic) 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

Patrick

Comments

e_squared

Thank you so much Patrick, it was so much fun for all of us!

Hannah Banana

We are SOOOOO PROUD of you Patrick!!!! You are so insanely talented. And I’m NOT being Mr.Sarcastic

Poll Administrator (AOA hub)

Patrick, when I say you slayed, I mean you SLAYED AND THEN COOKED AND THEN BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN WITH THE ABSOLUTE FIRE PERFORMANCE THAT THIS WAS !!! 💪🏼🔥

the humdizzler

I will be singing LA LA and That’s Spice forever now thank you legend

zara

how many broccolini’s do i owe you for this script?

Delly

yayayayay

rin

the most fun i’ll ever have researching vanilla 🍋🍋❤️🍋

Lime De’Lime

An absolute honour to have a feature🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

Flala-Kayleigh

Patrick this was once again incredible !!! You all killed it 🍋💛

nyx foresti

genuinely one of the best and funniest scripts ever written

mr. sarcastic

imagine how different this would’ve been if patrick knew what vanilla was before writing the script. we might never have gotten iconic lines like “I’ve had milk before, mr. sarcastic”

Heidi

it was incredible!! all so talented and hilarious!

Lime De’Lime

Try introducing vanilla to Hollywood on the ONE night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

postman priestly (grace)

patrick, that was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed, you did amazing 🍋🫘

Richy

this was unreal patrick the songs were absolutely insane

Ben Frohman

This was an absolutely wild time, y'all were insane lol

Mr. Wheelz

You can’t just leave us with two seconds of Mr. Wheels I am captivated

vic pinto

Thank you sooo much! What a fun laughter filled Sunday night in my home thanks to you!! We love and appreciate you all and all you all do!!

Karima Raharjo

Can we get a studio version of the PFT songs? He sounded so good. And then maybe the solos for 2 people?

Meggymoogabooga

It was well work the early morning! I will have La Sweet en Rolls stuck in my head for...a long time

Capt. LiptonMist

Congratulations, Patrick!! Thank you for giving your all (day) wooohoo!!!

Geordi

That was such a blast, thank you Patrick for all the laughs 🩷🩷🩷

maddy clem

i was also not aware of what vanilla beans looked like

Si Brubaker

Best thing I could have done with my Sunday evening was watch this. Thank you for your talents Patrick. Sincerely, Mr. Earnest

Sammyfein

You're a maniac, Patrick, what an incredible script (and even better parody songs!). Was legitimately thinking it ought to be a real movie as I was watching lol. Congrats, what a fantastic show

Agatha Brunch

Can’t believe we fully skipped the “Full Overture (15 minutes)”

Mik

thank god for lemon di lemon the musical, which invented solos for two and “get your head outta the beans”

samanthaismurky

oh my god I was literally watching the livestream on the way to watch one night only with my friends I think my brain imploded

sarah tran

watching it at 5:30 AM, clapping to myself as my kid sleeps. amazing work.

Bad Broccoli

We need DiLemon: DiMusical: DiSoundtrack

Imo

i may be a member of the silent majority, however the joy that DiLemon DiMusical brought me has compelled me to comment to say 1) Patrick you are incredible and your brain needs to be studied and documented for generations to come 2) everyone was perfect in their roles, and the casting of PFT was the best choice 3) finally to paint a picture, my repeat messages in the livestream chat of 'ITS A POD' in reference to a vanilla bean, were equal to my shouting this alone in my flat at 1am (uk time) and i stand by it. i will now return to being the silent majority, thank you for this incredible gift!

Coach

Thank you so much gang! It was great!

Kelly M

Tremendous work Patty this is an incredible piece of art🍾🍋🍋🍋

sarah tran

[In the TV Detectives Aftershow]: Kylie: Can I lock in one more guess? Is it an Italian immigrant story? Is it Frank Sinatra? Angela: Is the song “That’s life” in there? --- they're so good. these friends know each other so well