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Thanksgiving 2.0 post show!! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-16 17:00:06
Edited:
2024-07-02 03:44:49
Imported:
2026-06

Comments

jodie

im marrying the idea of a potato in ted kaczynski, as a child's, mind because i think it's important

Robyn W

im fucking the stake, marrying broccoli robert, and killing the idea of a potato from ted's mind

Ansel

I’ll fuck the broccoli Robert dish bc it knows how to please, marry the idea of a potato bc I need a little whimsy in my life, and kill the wooden steak bc it simply can’t be trusted

ava ruljancich

fuck broccoli robert, kill the idea of the potato from ted's mind (i'm sure the potato is a bomb) and marry the wooden stake bc it's truly... in my heart

Caspar

Marry potatoe and leverage my relationship with the potatoe to spread access to potatoes across the world and end world hunger. Fuck the steak just because. KILL BROBERTOLI

stanners KYLIE STOP PLEASE NO PLEASE STOP PLEASE

marry the stake becasue i think it deserves a redemption after the whole mistake stabbing. fuck the idea of a potato becasue maybe I can get into the mind of ted. kill broccoli robert.

Mari

kill the stake to maybe save the impaled person?, who hasn't really been considered in all of this, or avenge their death. marry ted's (child edition) idea of the potato because it seems adaptable, and fuck the broccoli robert dish

Bobby Kennedy

I'd never heard of broccoli rabe before. Also called rapini, it is often served in a porchetta sandwich.

Harriet Thomas-Bush

Surely it's marry the broc, fuck the stake (and the person who is stabbed with it because if they thought they were a vampire, maybe they're kinda hot??) and kill the potato obvs

val gecko

JEREMY i validate your music video consumption! that's almost all i watch & my friends all think i'm insane

dasiasaur 🐈‍⬛

I’m watching all of the content on the Patreon currently (from oldest to newest) and this is my favorite after show so far, it’s genuinely hilarious. I wish I had a group of friends that’d be down for FMK except nothing is as it seems edition. (and the talk about music artists at the end is so silly after so much time has passed considering most of those artists are still relevant/even more popular now)

Stephanie Clinton

Oh my god this is the origin of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Nothing is as It Seems!! 😂

Jingle Belle (with bangs vroom vroom)

The artists talking about the music artists that are all now probably bigger than they were in 2023 😂 watching this in 2025 is funny

Dev

I've been looking for this for so long. I have found it finally. My life is complete

Emily Ward

I’m killing the stake (that’s a murder weapon I don’t want a part of); I’m fucking the broccoli Robert, and marrying the idea of the potato