TEAM JEREMY: “I’m shocked” (Patreon)

I recently read a leaked Google doc from the National Oscar draft convention that labeled me and my campaign as the “ally” vote. While I stand as an ally to allies everywhere, we here at team Jeremy are so much more than that. We are Barbie, we are Oppenheimer, we are Godzilla minus one, we are unstoppable. This is a smear campaign from the highest levels trying to destroy our grassroots movement before it even gets started. Everyone should know there are politics at play, bigger than I can legally talk about.

Just want to say thank you to my supporters so far. Y’all are the real ones. I’ll never forget you.