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Crystal Lake 1x5 "The New Blood" & 1x6 "Kill Them, Mommy" Full Length Reaction (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-17 23:49:58
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2026-10

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Oh the attention to details in these two episodes and seeing Pamela in full swing! Glorious!! That end shot in episode 6 was EVERYTHINGGGG! So sad there's only 2 more episodes -we really have to give these shows like 10-12 instead or more.

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Julie D

Wow, are you guys sleeping at all this month?? Excited to watch this; many thanks!

Misfit

I tripped. I tripped in the forest. Pancakes do not make you see things that aren’t there. The wavy hands were more realistic. There is definitely a wavy pulsing feel about eating pancakes.

Kitty Marie

Not you guys reading the report and ruining part of the next episode 😭😂😂 I was like STOP READING loll

The Horror Bandwagon

Idk about “ruined” if they specifically show it to us lol but we just had to look! We always do this.

Kaitlyn Loy

This year has been so good for horror. I’m loving this show so much.

Kitty Marie

Ok maybe ruin wasn't the right word😅, I was just at full gaggery seeing THE priest daddy being, well DADDY 😂😂 I didn't even think to look to see if the dad was listed on the report.

Alieja

That deff wasn't representation, maybe more like pervertation.

Jim Carter

Briana's boss is Ned from the first movie.

Jim Carter

My mom's birthday is May 13th.

SunflowerSmiles

Thoughts and Feeling ( NO SPOILERS AHEAD): Poor Ralph has been through absolute hell—no wonder they call him "crazy." Dealing with PTSD and being blamed for murders he didn't commit is tragic. Pam is giving total Vera Farmiga/Norma Bates energy! But unlike Norma’s toxic control, Pam’s madness comes from pure love and revenge. Love how the side characters flesh out the lake’s history, too. That "pancake" sequence was spot on! And although I never had a "pancake" experience, I had one guided trip at a cabin in the woods of Washington once in the form of a veggie (mushroom), and the visuals—glowing, electric veins in the leaves and wood—were exactly that type. It felt so freeing. It’s why medical professionals are pushing for psychedelic therapy for treatment-resistant trauma. Even Boston’s own Eliza Dushku is out here advocating for it over extreme methods like ECT! 🌲🍄

VV

Briana's boss: he probably allowed those guys to rifle through her desk for one reason only. No respect for a Black Woman in their office in 1972. May 13th, 1960 (which should be Jason's full DOB - based on the fact that it is 1972 in the show and he was like 11-12 when he died) was actually a Friday.

Heidi Louise

I was sent to a Christian camp too. Kindred spirits.

Kimberly S. (Rawr)

Okay loving the shirt & sweatshirt 🙌🏼 Oof that standoff with Dorf & Ralph was tense. “Jesus is watching and he’s got a hard on for my soul.” 😂 Never imagined I’d hear that line in my life. The hippie group wanting to take Grace with them! The kids are here. Not him letting all the kids know a body was found in the woods 😂 Aww Pam comforting that scared boy. She can be so sweet but ruthless. Not the kids spreading a story about Jason haunting the woods & telling it to Pam. Grace snitching on Barry to Claudette was messy. Harmony is kinda iconic. Crushing that role. Dorf’s dad is the worst. Oop Barry shutting Claudette down & dismissing her was wild. Oof Claudette confessing to Pam about the summer Jason died was never gonna end well. Not people photographing Brianna talking to the whistleblower. At least they didn’t force Grace to take the drugs. Oof not Barry ruining Grace’s plan to leave with them. Why would she take all 3?! 😳 The “you do her I’ll do you” scene was funny 😂 Grace seeing Jason! The fireplace scene. So fun to see the scenes & moments from the movies incorporated. Grace?! What a gag 🤯 Oof her thinking she saved Jason by stopping them was so sad 😭 Pamela finishing off Claudette! The look on her face was unsettling. Ahh “mama’s here.” Another great episode. “Kill them mommy” 🙌🏼 Him taking photos of Barry’s body was wild. Yes with the camera kill! Pamela taking them all out was fantastic 🙌🏼 The machete kill! 😳 Harmony escaping! Of course the state police are taking over the case. Not someone sending.Brianna files with Pam in them. The plot is thickening! Levon thinking it’s his fault 😢 Levon telling off Dorf was great! 👏🏼 So much drama going around. Ralph’s monologue was so good. Pam telling Ralph she thinks it was Jason in the woods was crazy. I had a feeling the whistleblower would get taken out. Hamish Linklater! Yes Brianna holding her own & escaping. Everyone getting stuck in the rotating gate was unintentionally hilarious. Pamela coaching Grace on how to talk to the cops 😂 The “TELL ME!” Pamela bringing supplies to the shed and finding the toy gun was so sweet. Oop Levon learning Pam is involved. Not destroying everything she set up in the cabin. Brianna and Levon just being inside Pam’s place is wild. Confronting her in her house & her eyeballing weapons tho. Tell us the backstory Pam! Thanks for reading the files cuz there’s no way I could read those 👏🏼 What a thrilling set of episodes. The drama, tension, kills & gore have all been fantastic. Definitely one of my favorite episodes. It had a lot of setup & payoffs. Amazing reaction, analysis & theorizing 🖤

Pam Nail

It's the GRIP and the shaft, not the tip and the shaft. :P Also, that redo of the opening of the first movie is PERFECT. They're even singing the same songs! I really want one of those camp staff shirts.

Joseph Irizarry

"Omg is she going to take three of them or something?" (Grace opens the tin and there are 3 tabs left) "Bitch..."

Joseph Irizarry

I mean, it's fine. Sure, let's recycle some Pam lines from the first film. Why not? I'm not sure how I feel about Grace being the stabber. Oh well, I don't hate it enough to not finish.

Joseph Irizarry

LSD tends to not make people stabby. But hey, apparently this kid is fucked up

Joseph Irizarry

I am honestly having more fun watching this with you than alone. I might finish the series on here

Joseph Irizarry

RE: Ralph - guys, this isn't canon. It is a revisionist prequel. It is basically fan fiction; another version of events, more passed down lore from another storyteller. So no, this has nothing to do with Crazy Ralph in the first two films.

Joseph Irizarry

Pam killed the counselors in Friday the 13th's opening. This is explicitly not canon. It is a different take on the lore. The movie exists in its own world, as does this.

Joseph Irizarry

omg NO one would be on LSD in a boat with two corpses just totally chill like that