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Obviously, Dabbler should run this up the chain of command. As a "civilian specialist," there is surely a hierarchy she's supposed to answer to, or there would be if Archon, and Arc-SWAT specifically was the size of a single company. As it stands now, I'm not sure they even qualify as a platoon. (For the non-military types (myself included) a squad is 7-14 troops, a platoon is 3-4 squads, and a company is 2-4 platoons. The exact numbers vary a lot depending on which military and which branch you ask.) But since Arc-SWAT is so small, really she only answers to Maxima, and that's really only when Max feels like it's worth taking her to task. Maxima is a wildly, unrealistically permissive commander, and the only way it works as well as it does is because I don't like writing about the sort of baggage the typical "TV Drama" character has. You know, the police captain only got his position because he grew up best buds with the guy who became the lead gangster of their city, the sergeant is secretly hooked on laudanum, this detective is using a network of unapproved C.I.'s, that one is dating a defense attorney, this one is in a love pentangle... Stuff like that. 

Basically nearly everyone at Archon is there because they're mostly good people who like their jobs and do them. I know it's not terribly realistic, but I'm writing a funny webcomic, not a super powered spin-off of The Wire. Actually, I guess that'd just be "The Boys," wouldn't it? 

So, Dabbler in on board. There may be consequences. I guess Sydney finally found something to spend her rich person money on. Heh, I realize I wrote on that page Sydney saying "I've gotten used to my fancy new lifestyle," but she hasn't changed her lifestyle at all. She's still driving the same Honda Element I think I've put in the comic all of one time. She's still in that same apartment. The biggest change, besides her job, is the comic shop has moved to much nicer digs, from a strip mall to a repurposed church. (Which is modeled almost exactly after the one my parents dragged us to every Sunday until I went to college. I mean, why make up a different layout that I would undoubtedly accidentally change every time I drew it?) She probably hasn't even upgraded her internet or anything like that because she's only spends a few nights a week at her apartment any more. 

Dabbler probably shouldn't wear lavender. It's odd, actually. Exotically skinned characters are slightly limited in what colors they can wear, because if your skin has a strong primary tone, there are some colors that conflict with it pretty dramatically. Whereas most human skintones... aren't really a color. I mean, they are, of course, but they're not bold, saturated colors that clash easily. Obviously, no one should wear something like a lose top that goes halfway down their butt, and then skintight leggings that are the exact color as their skin tone. But that applies to any skin tone, not just a white, brown or black person. Although, seeing a woman with especially dark skin wearing "Caucasian" leggings has definitely made me do a double take a few times. But that's about something messing with expectations out of the corner of your eye, not about color clashes. 

These are some of the things I think about when I'm picking colors for Dabbler and Cora and Altus's clothes. I guess Sylv too, though he's a less saturated green, and the clashes usually happen at the more saturated end of the spectrum. 

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TrixieTurner

Damn I never actually noticed how stacked harem is, shes got that wagon on her.

Thisguy

Dabbler herself knows she needs more “non lethal” weapons, and any sort of stun hammer would have its uses in the field.

Whoriar

To be honest, Dabler would definitely be someone who would wear skin coloured clothes (her own skin colour that is). The closer match the better. And if it's skin tight and perhaps has some... ehhh... anatomically accurate prints in strategic places?, all the better. After all, she is still clothed!

Sharien

as a conversation between sydney and peggy once pointed out: all the supers do... "not a b-cup among them" its why the a-team has to stick together XD

Nicholas Cordero

I love how Dabbler is like Syd's wine aunt who encourages her

Czarzhan

What Sydney really wants is a baton that projects the illusion of a maul (and most of the haft) that seems rigid until it hits something solid, then deforms slightly and delivers its stun and/or debuff effects.

Michael Obert

Oh, Harem brings the tush push hard!

Michael Obert

I had the same thought, if only because the Maul weighs nothing in Hammerspace. In reality, she pulls it out and falls over backward trying to hold it - unless one of those orbs grants enhanced strength that we don't know about :)

Michael Obert

The Uninitiated: is this really the best use of the teleporting hivemind? Sydney: Shut your dirty freaking mouth! 🤣

Edward Lott

The mental images here are probably more fun than actually drawn images!

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

I hope it makes a loud comedic "BONK!" Sound when it hits people.

Miyaa

I still think having a hammer space for Sydney’s orbs would be good for her.

Jonathan Hamilton

Far as I can tell, Dabbled is like a sub contractor. They have agreements in place to get her help and in exchange...maybe over look a few things. However, she obviously has access to more resources than the US government, what with her own star forge and all that. As such, if Sydney decides to commission something from Dabbler with her own money instead of getting the government to pay for it, ARC likely has no say in it. Maxima might lecture her on wasting money on something that impractical...but Sydney has proven that off-the-wall answers can solve unusual situations.

William Elliott

That smile from Dabbler at the end...pure cinema!

Stephen Gilberg

I think "debuf" is supposed to be "debuff."

LucasTheLost

Bonus points for throwing an illusion of spinning stars around their head that is tied to the debuff duration! And I'd wager that Dabbler could also pull off some weird 'mass frame of reference(whereby the mass is different depending on which end you're touching)' or gravity assist thing so Syd could whip it around without falling over.

Hugh Eckert

Depending on how it works, it might put them "too far away" from her. Unless she keeps the top open, as it were.

Hugh Eckert

I like that Sydney asks for a Looney Toons weapon and then starts acting like a Looney Toons character.

Town Crier

Y'all do realize that when Sydney joined the ARC Unit (term to use when you are not sure of the unit size and/or name) she brought life and joy to what was probably becoming a tedious job. Just sayin'.

Town Crier

I can see ARC wanting everyone to carry the stun units.

Town Crier

Just make it an inflatable maul that squeaks as it bonks. One of the funniest things I ever saw out at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, was in my first year (2000), when I saw a man walking along, and a young girl (6-8), obviously his kid, came charging up behind him with an inflatable spiked ball and chain and "whomped" the man on the back of the head. The man didn't even react, just kept walking. I nearly peed myself laughing. Needless-to-say, the child rinsed and repeated the whomping.

Matthew Paulin

I actually thought Sidney was looking for a glyph to hide her orbs so she doesn't have to carry that silly bag, and it would prevent people from immobilizing her by trapping the orbs.

Teksura

I honestly feel like Max is decidedly "Not officer material" in the eyes of the US Military. However, someone decided that they NEED a super to be the CO. Arc-Swat is unique because it is only really military on paper. They can't afford the usual system that filters out people who aren't up to it because supers are rare and supers who have abilities that make them useful in combat are even more rare. So in my mind, command recognized that they NEED to be a lot more lax with their Super Military Force otherwise they will have too many people quitting and they won't have a Super Military Force anymore. So as long as they are getting results, it's okay to not follow traditional military culture. In my mind, I imagine there was probably a meeting with Max and some generals where this problem was discussed and Max probably arguing that her first round of recruits are all basically civilians who could easily make a fortune selling their abilities on the private market if they decide Arc-Swat is too hard. And the prospect of losing those assets convinced them to authorize Max to "do whatever it takes to keep her people in Arc-Swat."

Erin Palette

Warning: autistic infodump inbound. Dabbler is primarily a Winter in seasonal color analysis. On a human woman that would mean deep, rich jewel tones and blacks, while avoiding pastels and earth tones like brown, orange, and yellow. As an example, look at how her skirt echoes her hair color; that color wouldn't work as well as a top because it's too close to her hair, but as a lower garment it's a great effect. Additionally, Winters should generally avoid pastels, because pale colors and pals flesh tones don't look good together. Dabbler is an odd case in this regard and I'll address that in a moment, but as you've already noted it's too close to her own natural color to look right. Most Winters shouldn't wear white near their face, but I think she could pull off and off-white like ivory or bone. Definitely avoid cyans because they're too close to the color of her stripes. It'd be like giving a leopard a leopard-print jacket. I'd be wary of certain shades of green (like emerald) for the same reason, although a deep forest green should work. Now, Winters typically avoid wearing gold because yellow-gold often makes the skin look sallow or jaundiced and because the warm metal fights the cool undertones. But in Dabbler's case, with an unreal and saturated skin tone, warm gold accents become ornamental contrast and read as a regal accent against a cool base (look at the pleats on her skirt as an example). In fact, gold and purple is an ancient high status pairing going back at least as far as the Byzantine Empire. It gives "royal and decadent" vibes, which is a space that Xuriel absolutely inhabits. She could also probably wear some warm blush tones in the peach to coral range as makeup or as accent/highlight colors. Maybe some salmon pink if you find the right gradient. This is because her purple skin is slightly more red than blue, so some warm pinks can harmonize with it. Definitely avoid colors like mustard, olive, orange, and brown. Those create a muddying effect and Dabbler thrives on clarity, saturation, and deliberate contrast. TLDR Dabbler is a fantasy Bright Winter with permission to use jewel-warm accents.

Anton Schleef

Yep. That sounds exactly what Dabbler would be wearing when called out into public to deal with an 'emergency'. I can also see her 'forgetting' that's what she's wearing so that everyone gets to see her dressed like that.

Anton Schleef

Probably a video of Sydney and Frix enjoying some alone time. I'm fairly certain there's a few people around here who'd then ask for that to be a vote incentive.

Anton Schleef

"So, Dabbler in on board." to "So, Dabbler is on board." Also, I think this is going to start a line of Arc-Joke weapons. Take a look at the ones from Tales of Symphonia if you need any ideas.

Phoenix

I am curious the exact effect of the 'sex memories begone' hammer spell like thing Dabble uses back in #310, because that is almost precisely what Sydney is asking for...

MaxBigfoot

As soon as the term "temporary intelligence debuf" came up, Deus felt a dozen ice cubes run down his back.

Mathew Aaberg

Honestly I fully believe dabbler is basically naked all the time and is just using her succubus powers (that I cant remember the name of Glimmer/Glamour something like that) to makeherself look clothed. How else would she be able to magically change her outfits at times.

Aaron Mauthe

Giving Sydney access to a hammer of looney toonery is possibly the best idea you’ve had in years Dave.

Aaron Mauthe

Must also produce visual hallucinations that plaster the comic coded onomatopoeia “BONK!” effect across the vision of all creatures within hearing distance of the auditory effect.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Maybe with an earth magic enchantment that sinks the hit individual into the ground and causes a stupification debuff when hit.

Mark N

Don't forget that it needs little chirping birds circling the targets head. It almost worked for Roger Rabbit.

eddi_TBH

Of course Sydney wants a shojo mallet. Did anybody list that under what she wanted from Dabbler?

eddi_TBH

"I can do stars!"

eddi_TBH

Parental immunity.

eddi_TBH

Sydney has amused her since the day they met.

eddi_TBH

Being a super herself, the only thing that kept Max in the Air Force was patriotism and strict "hands-off" approach to discipline. Of course she pretty straight laced anyway.

eddi_TBH

Actually more generalized, which may make it harder. It has to effect several parts of the mind at once.

eddi_TBH

Sydney being Sydney. As everyone looks on in various levels of amusement.

eddi_TBH

Certainly useful. Minus the special effects.

Mark Magagna

From what I've seen, this situation could only have come about *after* a more rigidly organized unit got its face pushed in several times. Someone (Max?) then said "This isn't working" with a chance of being listened to.

Teksura

I disagree about the face punching thing. Remember a bunch of their early super powered recruits were doing freelance vigilante stuff before being scouted. It feels to me more like they were given a choice; join ARC-SWAT and keep doing what they were doing legitimately, give up hero stuff, or become a wanted criminal (Marble Maiden chosing the latter in the end). It may very well be that the rigid military culture turned away too many potential recruits, which led to the need to change things up.

Otoger

also max stands next to Sidney so it should be cleared ^^

Geass

Didn't Dabbler have a memory maul some time ago? She hit a guy over the head with it to snap him out of the trance she put him in while sleeping with him.

Steve Brinich

The special effects might be useful psycholgically -- the possibility of being defeated in a way that makes you look ridiculous would probably be a stronger deterrent than just the possibility of being defeated.

Lee T Boswell

Honestly, the instant, interstellar communication from Harem might be the most powerful ability shown thus far. Yes, currently limited to 5 bodies, but from my rough math, likely to spawn another soon. And in actual combat, that alone would be a game changer.