Grrl Power #1485 - Zenithectomy (Patreon)
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When Mt. Atrocitous was just a little butte going to Elementalry School, he got called "bismuth brain." Also "pepto," because apparently Pepto Bismol has bismuth subsalicylate in it? That's why it's called Pepto Bismol, I guess? In fact most generic Pepto is just called Bismuth Subsalicylate, or Pink Bismuth. I never thought about what's actually in the stuff.
Anyway, they were all, "Hah, hah! Your brain is an antacid," or "Meatsacks lick your brain when their poop isn't viscous enough!" Or possibly, "Your brain is colorful!" Geomorphs can be cruel, and not always terribly creative when it comes to insults. Presumably their brains were formed from something else. Possibly Hoppered Galena or Fenster Quartz.
Maxima has destroyed a significant portion of a mountain once before, in her first fight with Darude. That does depend on how you define "mountain." I'm sure cartographers and geologist might argue that point, but Max insists it was a (very small) mountain, and not a rather tall hill. It turned out to be a poor decision, tactically, because she would up freeing a bunch of granulated rock for Darude to add to his storm of sand. Or as one might say, his Sandstorm.