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Sydney will eventually gain a +1 resistance to this attack given the frequency of her exposure to it.

Parfait is about three weeks past her 18th birthday, FYI. Young and inexperienced, but not so young that it's icky.

Dabbler has been around, but there are places in the universe she conspicuously avoids. Puritania IV, for one, where people flog themselves for the amount of skin they expose bathing even though they wear shifts, and men wear penis clothespins from the age of 4. (Apparently it's some psychotic anti-masturbation thing that some parents did in the '40's and '50's in the US. I thought I should clarify here because I've heard people joke about it, but I had to look it up. I actually thought it might have been something done for entertainment.)

She hasn't been to a lot of planes of existence, but that's because most of them are theoretical.  Their laws of physics are different enough that corporeal beings can't exist there. Also a lot of them are just plain made up. Demons use these probably fictional planes like theological hells. "Be good little Athorgazi, or you'll go to the Plane of Having to Pee So Bad You've Started to Sweat But You Have to Give a Long, Tedious Speech in Front of a Room Full of Girls You Have Crushes On when you die."

Of course, they don't say all that. They say "...or you'll go to Zirluw when you die." Demons have to memorize the names of at least 128 Planes of Escalating Annoyance and/or Aggravation from Mild to Severe before they're considered "plane literate." The Plane of Never Being Able to Remember Why You Walked Into a Room is on the low scale, (some of us live there already >cough<) The Plane of Really Bad Allergies But Every Time You Sneeze You Have Really Hot, Violent Diarrhea is on the higher end.

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Kizik Ucalegon

The planar thing reminds me of all the various hells they use as a running gag in Big Trouble in Little China.

Demian Buckle

Earth's contribution to the Universe, Hentai. Just got to love that.

Justaguy

Penis clamps are also an incontinence aid sold to men. (Preventing constant dripping in men with that problem) Yes I used to work for a company that had them as a line item. I know way more about this stuff than you want to know.

Magraal

so uhhh. future pin-up. succubus sisters?

Mike

18? Good to know before she shows up in the inevitable monthly pin-up :)

LucasTheLost

They're not anti-masterbation! They're anti-SELF-RAPE! Stopmasturbationnow.org (Which, thankfully, is a spoof site)

killernat

Seeing exliblog got a chortle out of me

Aaron Mauthe

“Not so young it’s icky.” Listen, I don’t know about you, but an 18yoX198yo still sounds icky to me.

Michael Obert

"Don't stab me with a Soul Eater you crazy bitch" wins for best line to use out of context that I've seen in a while. Kawaii Parfait! (Plays Princess Kenny theme from South Park)

Stephen Gilberg

Wait, is she saying that there's more than one Japan country?

Dan Curtis

I like her bejeweled horn.

BJ

That sounds like a plane right up there with the plane of suck.

Ian Brown

So on the subject of the "Plane of Forgetting Why You Walked Into a Room", I just found out that apparently it has a lot to do with the act of walking through a doorway of some sort. Your brain sees it as an entry to a new area and tends to discard what it thinks are unimportant thoughts from the previous area. I wonder if that happens with Demons and interdimensional portals... Has Dabbler ever shown up on a Plane of Existence and forgotten why she portaled there?

Tim Malmström

At least they agree on *something*!!! XD

Dan Curtis

I like how Earth's weird media seems to be able to cross all sorts of cultural boundaries since we've seen at least 3 aliens who have mentioned earth shows by now.

Kevin Wright

"The Plane of Really Bad Allergies But Every Time You Sneeze You Have Really Hot, Violent Diarrhea" got a laugh out of me. That would be horrible in a non-fatal sort of way.

Kevin Wright

I think I really need to see Parfait's dress animated. I'm gathering that it's smoke-like, at least around the edges (which could be very sexy in the "did I or didn't I see that" way.) Not coincidentally, seeing the dress animated would also imply Parfait and her hypnotic boobs would be animated as well...

Jonathan Hamilton

I love how Tom switches to a normal voice to congratulate Parfait

John Winters

This is awesome. Parfait is a sweety, minor beatdown on Tom, which he seems to be (maybe) enjoying, and Sydney is fully boobmified. I like Sydney's hair this way, BTW. No ballistic bobbypins of destruction.