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This handyman is looking to get promoted to security. He practices his taser quickdraw in front of the mirror and phrases like "I.D. please." and "Move along rebel scum." and "These aren't the droids we're looking for." Although good maintenance people are worth 20 security guards. If the doors don't lock and the cameras don't work and the A/C keeps going out and the breakroom microwave keeps going on the fritz, then the guards aren't patrolling a 'facility' so much as they are an abandoned shack.

I can imagine the pranks Jiggawatt got up to in school. "Look, this taser is broken." (zaps self repeatedly) Friend: "Let me try!" (zaps self and collapses backward over the couch)

Actually that's really the only prank that leaps to mind. Well, she could blow breakers and set off fire alarms easily enough, or make old CRT TVs explode by throwing a few thousand amps through them. Maybe she can electrolysis someone and make their hair fall out.

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Justaguy

Or she static electricitys the chair the long haired bully is in and gives them the Young Einstein do-over.

Joshua Brumley

I'd sympathize with the guy... if it wasn't for the fact he likely carries the taser to defend himself from disagreeable "guests" of the secret underground facility.

Fogel

I mean... the guy was surprisingly competent at his job, of being an employee in an evil lair.

Justaguy

Let's see if his preservation skills get jump started.

Justaguy

Please tell me Jiggawatt drives an electric car. The mileage!

Tim Malmström

That was probably the swiftest wrong move I’ve seen in quite some time.

Jathby Dredas

Aback-Man! His power has cursed him into a permanent state of revulsion!

Chase the Dragon

I could see Jiggawatt as a teen idly doing gold or silver plating electrolysis on her class desk during lessons. Like her pens and other random metal.

LucasTheLost

Is it just me who's this retentive, or does panel 3 bother anyone else with how far forward Jiggawatt's center of gravity is? One little tug from Harem and they're both rolling around on the ground, staring longingly into each other's eyes... Gratuitous butt shots are fine and all, but this seems like more of a missed steak.

Andrew

The correct move in the last panel is to just tase himself.

Eric Loken

To be fair to the Evil Maintenance Man (he went to Evil Maintenance School for 2 years), he had no way of knowing Jiggy* was immune. * I bet using that nickname would get me zapped, like, a lot.

Dan Curtis

I like the technicians face in the last panel

Ian Brown

I think I once heard that she took out a Circuit City sometime in the 90's by setting off a shortrange EMP. Also, think about all the "shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up static" pranks amped up to like 10 million times their original effect.

William Kelly

Does Harem ever get confused as to which of her bodies is hungry, has gas or etc?

David Rush

As a Security Guard, can confirm a good maintenance team is more important than the guards. We tend to ignore the alarms on doors that go off all the time and for no good reason.