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Sydney uses "ADHD wall of text." It's super effective. Exactly what it's effective at is another matter.

I assume that most languages have acronyms. Not like, Chinese, probably. Or even Japanese for that matter. I know Japan knows what they are for sure, (Evangelion's N.E.R.V., etc.) but I think they have to use Romanized alphabets to achieve it. But yeah, probably most written languages with non-ideogram based writing systems probably would. No idea about Korean, which is non-ideogram and phonetic AFAIK, but each Korean... syllable (?) is consonant-vowel-consonant (except the ones that aren't) but that would leave most Korean acronyms looking like something Iceland would name a volcano, or the noise Klingon would make when he got a bat'leth to the groin. KLKTKTK! German seems like a language that would benefit from acronyms.

I enjoy writing Sydney's stream of consciousness manner of speaking, cause it gives me the chance to do a lot of googling about topics I know nothing about. Writing this page taught me what the standard unit of currency is in Senegal, its general exchange rate (it's closer to 600-1 at the moment, but I have to keep reminding myself that less than a year has progressed since the beginning of the comic) and that xylophone is indeed a word in the French dictionary, but isn't French in origin. Oh, and also Bissap. I wanna try it.

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codesurfer

who let Sydney write the status report. also wow I see mission summary training in someone's near future

Phoenix

Maxima's face in panel 4 is the best :)

Wings of Genesis

Yes, german can benefit greatly from acronyms, if they sound any good at the end, i can't guarantee. ^_^

3of4

We use Acronym's in German, yes.

Palmvos

most voice mail boxes I have seen have a time limit. which would make it even funnier and more irritating. I suspect Anvil is going to get asked why on earth she let Sydney do this.

Anton Schleef

Japanese does have acronyms, and not just romanized ones. It actually does rather well with it since each character is a full syllable, so any acronym you could make is actually easily pronouncable.

Fogel

Honestly this is on Anvil for letting Sydney be the one to make the call here

Robert Miller

Thanks Dave. I have tears streaming down my cheeks and I reded out from laughing so hard. In fact, this is the minimal consciousness writing while the main reboots. I need to stop re-reading this page. Soooooo good.

Jan

Of couse German has acronyms. The codeword here is Aküfi, short for Abkürzungsfimmel, which in turn is something like... "abbreviation craze". This also shows a kind of abbrev. we like, ones that you can pronounce, which often means to actually using initials and instead potentially taking a syllable instead. EDIT: But then again, thinking about this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUV3KvnvT-w) I think there are also a lot of just letter ones...

Tannerbot

Sydney used ADHD, she hurt her allies with confusion! Maybe find a pharmacy there Sydney.

Justaguy

She probably left her ADD meds on the plain too. And by the sounds of it is drinking sugary drinks.

Thisguy

Witness the annoyingness of a completely unrestrained and unguided Sydney!

JasonAW3

Ahhhh... I missed Sydney...

Ted Brown

There used to be a time limit for voicemail … I know this as i ran it out once. :-)

Steve Ronuken

At least she started with the important information. Has obviously had to deal with parents and bad news before.

Steve Ronuken

At least she started with the most important information. Has obviously had to give bad news to parents before "Hi mom, first off, I'm fine. Second, can you come bail me out from assaulting a guy who tried to mug me?"

Michael Obert

It's like a kid explaining to his parents why he shouldn't be in trouble for what happened at school, lol

Evil Midnight Lurker

"I will send Sydney the money to fly home. And then, I will murder her." - Maxima paraphrasing Homer Simpson

Evil Midnight Lurker

You can get hibiscus tea here in the States. Look for Celestial Seasonings with "Zinger" in the name, I used to live on that stuff.

Marc Vun Kannon

OMG, that's funny. Imagine trying to get any useful information out of her, especially with drugs. She'd drive Miles Vorkosigan crazy, and he drives everyone else crazy. He has a weird reaction to truth drugs that turns him into a motormouth about anything, including bad grand opera. They'd both probably tell you what you need to know but good luck finding it.

Marc Vun Kannon

As a professional destroyer of black t-shirts, Hiro knows when another on is about to bite the dust. But really it's not the tension in her shoulders but the way her hair starts springing up that gives it away.

Andrew Denton

27 minutes, and Maxima never finds out what happened.

Greg Morrow

Acronyms in syllabic languages like Japanese tend to take the form of the first syllable or two of each word, e.g. "pocket monster" -> pokemon.

Town Crier

"Stream of Consciousness"? More like a flood plain.

J. Kevin Carrier

Sydney: [notices she hasn't been featured in the comic for a hot minute] Sydney: [makes her presence known in the most Sydney way possible]

akrasia

Xylophone oubliette fromage needs to be a thing. I don't care what kind of thing, it just needs to exist.

ValsheaM

I am sitting here laughing hysterically. My wife thinks I'm insane.

Aaron Mauthe

So what’s the French abbreviation for ADHD?

Dan Curtis

This hits home. Keeping on track with the original subject of conversation can be difficult if you don't remind yourself before every conversation. I always imagined it as going from (A) the conversation starter and (B) the point you wanted to get across or the conclusion as a divided space and the only way to get between the two is to hop across several free floating platforms going in random directions that you have to hop between with the platforms representing parts of the conversation. Each platform might take you somewhere you didn't expect and suddenly you're talking about something completely different and you can't remember where it started or how to get back.

martin leske

thats a perfect presentation... thanks <3

Czarzhan

Okay, here's where it would be handy having an AI voicemail assistant that could analyze long messages and give Max a summary. Although there would definitely be a betting pool as to how many of Sydney's messages it would have to sift through before it goes insane and decides to destroy humanity.

Jack Ponder

I was worried about there being so much text in this page but that was just delightful and made me laugh.

eddi_TBH

I like how Hiro lumps Dabbler and Sydney together in the "Things that drive Max crazy by remote control".

Kevin Wright

German absolutely could and does use acronyms, since like half the words are long strings of *other* words, (to the point where the common man sometimes just uses the English word...) but there seems to be a certain zeal for using the entire word sometimes. Goes along with all that precision and technical engineering stuff. Disclosure: not a German, not an expert on German, but of German descent, interested in the culture, and took a few classes on it. So my take may be wildly off.

Eric Loken

Just a quick point: NERV isn't an acronym. It's simply the German word for nerve, as SEELE is German for soul. Why they decided to capitalize all of the letters, I don't know. I do believe Japanese does in fact use acronyms, but they are imported from English. Japanese seems fond of tossing random bits of English in all over. Which is only fair as English has stolen words from most every other major language on the planet. And by 'stolen' I mean 'ambushed them in a dark alley, knocked them out with a sap, gone through their pockets and taken their shoes for good measure'.