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The next 22 minutes of the voice mail cover topics such as the weather in Senegal, how weird it is to see common American brands like Cheetos with French packaging, how much better "Belin Croustilles de Fromage" are, which are a French produced Cheeto equivalent, and how she need to find a reliable way to get them in the US, and if the team is allowed to do endorsements yet, because she figures that if she does "Belin Croustilles de Fromage" ads, she could probably swing a box of them every month or two as part of the contract, and also, are they allowed to do commercials in other countries in general, because she doesn't want to pass up an opportunity to a crazy Japanese ad where a cartoon tanuki screams at her while she tries to climb a mountain only to have the camera zoom out to reveal the mountain is the side of the product, and drop of condensation runs down the side of the can and hits her and the rest of the commercial is shot underwater, and she's wondering what the crush depth is of her shield, assuming her orbs aren't going kaput, and if they are, can she get permission to go on sabbatical to explore the galaxy for signs of the Nth as Dabbler calls them and she promises she'll document the whole thing because there's no way that wouldn't be a crazy entertaining spin-off.

Actually, that's just the next seven minutes. Max didn't listen to the rest. She'll save that the next time she has to commute using normal transportation and treat it like an audiobook.

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Justaguy

Max's sanity: Help, help, I'm being suppressed! Now we see the danger inherently in the Sydney!

Thisguy

Thats actually very sweet of Max to say that. Shows that she really does care for Sydney beyond just the Superior/Subordinate thing.

Simon Magid

Oh God, Anvil's expression in the first panel. She looks like *she* is the one who really needs therapy O.O

Hogan

New strategy: Let Sydney be taken prisoner by the bad guys and then stand ready to apprehend them when they come running out to surrender!

Alenil

Second panel. Last sentence is doubled?

Matthew Dodgen

Really wishing panel 4 was a vote incentive right about now. Seeing judgemental Sydney in her undies is hilariously adorable. 😍

Mark N

My first thought was, when was the last time Sydney has taken her meds?

CyberSkull

Given her line of work, I would have believed "non-euclidian fluid".

Sharien

am i the only one who wants to see sydney attend a succinct communication course by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler now? ^^

Greg Morrow

Reminds me of the yarn-spinning that characters like Mouse do in the comic strip Pogo. Weeks of daily strips like a voicemail from Sydney.

Kendra Kirai

Sydney repeated herself in panel one there, right after the first time. I don't think even she'd lose track of herself that quickly

Tannerbot

Sydney needs her ADHD meds stat.

The Man Of Madness

I bet that somewhere in that voicemail there really is some important information. Either mixed in at the middle or right at the end.

Town Crier

Max should have a chat with Sydney's parents. I'm sure that they have all kinds of techniques to prevent run-on commentaries.

Foradain

Panel Three: Popeye gets his strength from spinach, Sydney, not lettuce. ^_^

Jim the Pirate

As someone who is notoriously bad at leaving concise messages, I laughed way to hard and nervously at this...

Tristan N Milner

Sydney, you're not an "elitist" for pointing out something that's cheaply made. That's a good way to point out bad management/bosses.

Aclys

It's the advanced version of Talk-no-jutsu, the Talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-no-jutsu!

Eric Loken

If anyone could talk someone to death, it's Sydney.

JasonAW3

Well, if the superhero thing doesn't work out, and she doesn't become a supervillian, (yeah, Sydney as a super villain is a truly terrifying idea!) she could always do audiobooks...

Whoriar

Is this a new drawing/coloring style? Or is it just that I have a new phone with a scratch free screen?

Marc Vun Kannon

Given that Anvil actually drank some of Sydney's hot sauce, I'm not sure her voice is up to making a report, however concise. Why isn't Dabbler doing it?

Marc Vun Kannon

Hmm, if you hit a flask full of Ooblek, it should harden up, and then you're hitting the Ooblek under that flask with a much larger temporarily rigid object. I'm not sure that a double layer of those things is necessarily safer than one.

Penguin

Wooo Sydney with pigtails is super cute

Lee T Boswell

Love the concept of Max saving all Sydney's reports and voicemails for later listening too, then when hearing them, slamming on the brakes to be sure she heard that right!

KF5TQN

Chee-Wees >>> Cheetos And as a Louisiana native, I will die on this hill.