Grrl Power #1204 - PTO request imminent (Patreon)

Thank you for the support! You guys are awesome!

What Sydney really wants is Niles from The Nanny and the MI6 version of Alfred mixed up in a transporter. I never watched The Nanny, but apparently I missed out because Niles can throw shade with the best of them.

If you don't know who Parfait is peeping, his first appearance was as one of Deus's henchmen here, then he suddenly showed up working security at the comic shop. If Parfait has her way, this will be the second time a cameo character adds a notch to their headboard in the comic... well, off-panel anyway. (Prinrin the Goblin also got a hookup.) Maybe I should add that as a disclaimer to the cameo thing on the Patreon page. Like, "let me know your preferred level of chastity for your cameo character..."

Anyway. I know what you're all really asking; Olivia has a smoothie, Sydney is munching on a veggie wrap of some sort, no doubt steeped in moderately spicy-for-her hot sauce, but not scary plasma-bunghole hot. Not everything she eats has to technically qualify as a biohazard, but she's pretty used to some heat in her meals now. And honestly, most veggie wraps probably need a little something to zhuzh them up. Not all, of course. You could get pretty creative, and Sydney has the leeway of being vegetarian, not vegan. Like, fried eggplant with mozzarella and marinara sauce in a wrap sounds pretty tasty. Also, anything with baba ganoush would be good. (If you've never had baba ganoush before, it looks kind of like hummus, but it tastes like the filling of a southwest eggroll, which is weird, because it's mostly eggplant.)

My point is, when I hear "Veggie Wrap," my first thought isn't some of the more creative stuff you can do that would actually be pretty tasty, instead I think of like, lettuce and... I guess alfalfa sprouts. That's it. That's what my brain tells me is in a veggie wrap. Well, maybe some oil and vinegar or ranch dressing.

Oh, and Parfait is eating chili-cheese fries, because as a succubus, she can do that and not worry about her BMI or developing an oily T-zone or whatever humans have to worry about. She's still learning to do the persistent "perfect beauty based on the general local populace ideal" glamor, but even without that, she's immune to cellulite.