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Will you please pull out Patreon's dick from my ass and replace it with yours?

This is a shitpost/therapeutic exercise for me to process my recent feelings about censorship.

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Dyo

Title made me laugh nice

Oreo Cookie

Gosh, Miss Astra, I adore you! 😂😂😂 I was laughing so loud, but at the same time, you made me horny. 😎 amazing😘 you made my evening

Dyo

Of course, at least we got something out of this whole thing :)

Eat Dirt

I mean, someone’s gonna need to put a shift in, under these circumstances. Also, thank you for the LOL.

lyonhaert

y'know, i didn't think you'd ever make an audio i just couldn't get aroused to, but this is just too funny. and a too-notch job, like all your work. i cracked up again at the end with Patreon cleaning it up. thanks for the belly laughs today. XD

NashvilleKink

That funny and arousing all in one! Definitely provided a much needed distraction from work.

Vodyinoi

Can't listen to it just yet but I'm already getting a laugh from the title. Right there with you (Patreon is NOT being that inviting space) and also thanks for the laugh!

Luke Yogel

Lol loved this a lot.

SavvyCat

I still came 😳 With such a poor performance, though, the least Patreon can do is suck my dick 😤🤬 You deserve better, Astra! ❤️

Xavier

This is amazing!! Thank you!

Guy of Vengroove

Censorship has been a real plague lately.😤

Bryan Prucha

Looks like I'll be swtiching to fansly pretty soon then.