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Choose your form of destruction.

  • A massive slug so big it has three balloons attached to its bulk to keep it from crushing itself. It's constantly giving birth to babies 31
  • A lovecraftian shoggoth-like monster. It is a pile of body parts with tentacles and thousands of eyes and mouths. Can cause madness. 24
  • A hercules beetle. Breathes fire. Rolls into a ball. Can also fly. Crushes cities with its jaws. 18
  • A two-headed wolf creature, but it's actually a puppy. It's not necessarily evil. Just big and dumb and jumpy. 119
  • Platypus that shoots acid from its eye. It is very, very angry. 31
  • A giant, lightning-shooting kangaroo rat. Basically a non-trademark-infriging pikachu 27
  • A turkey. 65
  • An enormously fat, silver/blue-skinned lizard demon woman with wings and a whip. Evil. Says cheesy shit. Similar to a Paeliryon from DnD. 17
  • 2021-03-02
  • —2021-03-09
  • 332 votes
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Question. If you are, hypothetically, in a giant bubble, and a massive kaiju-like monster that is almost the same size as the bubble itself is suddenly summoned, what form would you like it to take?I actually had several more ideas for this, but I took a few off so I can use them later at a more manageable size. 

Comments

Mani

Aaaah big pupper!

Arryno

Description from the Turkey option is just too good

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Comment edits

2026-09-05 05:00 Goose -> Turkey, logic.
2021-03-02 13:19 Goose -> Turkey, logic.

Goose -> Turkey, logic.

Prinny Knight

A Giant Sloth With a hundred arms

Moosh7

With most of the monsters the answer is probably to explode it. With the puppy no one's going to want to do that (other than Donut) which will lead to more creative solutions probably!

Grangel

Thank you for including my Pikachu idea (in a non-copyright infrigement version) even though it doesn't seem to be the favorite.

Ray Burns

I think they'll explode it anyway - it'll just be sad when they win.

zalex

I would go with the aborted child of king kong and a jolly chimp (google it)