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What is on the flag?

  • A foot 59
  • A cocker spaniel 71
  • A very (very) unflattering picture of Princess Donut 86
  • Carl's new patch (The bigger one. Might want to read chapter 201 first) 31
  • A mongo skull 39
  • Carl 8
  • Carl's boxers 361
  • 2022-03-18
  • —2022-03-22
  • 655 votes
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Content

Each squad on this floor has a unique, system-generated flag. Princess Donut is outraged at the flag that has been generated for her team. What is on this flag? The winning entry will be turned into artwork and an actual flag. If you vote for something dumb (choices one or two, for example) that's what we'll do, but you might want to vote for something kinda cool because I'm going to try to make actual, physical flags available for anyone who wants one. 

Comments

Karis Nelson

Carl’s new patch would’ve been so cool 🥲

Nick

I'd so buy a 3×5 of heart pattern boxers. That would just be awesome without the context.

Kyle Wray

As much as I'd like to go with an unflattering picture of Donut (having that flag would be cool!), knowing the audience.. gotta go with the boxers. (Would make a great flag as well!)

DannyK

I would have gone for an actual donut but ok

Dave

This is the most difficult choice yet

Mad

A flag with boxers on it is not something I’d personally want to own.

Dan

If it’s a System generated flag, a foot is the ONLY answer.

Dan

^said in the breathy molester system voice used for “smush”

mack cunningham

Personally I feel if the SYSTEM generated the flag... it would definitely be Carl's foot.

Patrick Winkler

Thank you for not spoiling newer chapters!

Zach West

I like the foot.... can i suggest something. Hpw abour a nipple(s) ring(s) image, or a Collage of the nipple and foot rings???? Idk. Just spit balling.... but doughnut hated the nipple rings, so a constant reminder of them might be comedy gold depending how it's done.... Been waiting for these chapters. So TY Matt..... keep it up!!!

Arkiula

I was hoping for Ferdinand

Craig Carey

I want the foot with the heart boxers.....

Andrew Webb

Boxers is such a perfect encapsulation of this whole series.

Jacob Richard Palmeno

A bomb with two microphones behind it. Like a skull and bones style pirate flag but with 💣 🎤

DrSubterfuge

Many of the options are amusing but I actually burst out laughing when I saw the boxers, so that has my vote

John Anastacio

For a flag, the most important thing is that the image be easily understood at a great distance even when the viewer has eye problems like myopia. Carl's boxers count. Even myopic, the little red splotches are pretty distinguishable.

Andrew Webb

OH SNAP, the boxers should not be a logo on a flag, the boxers should be tied to a pole AS the flag!

David Willis

Foot. Definitely the foot. The AI is totally off its rocker

André Faes Oliveira

The fact Carl burst out laughing kinda makes some of these not that appealing to me, like the so far winning boxers, or the ideas thrown around about his foot. I mean, doesn't he kinda hate that he has to wear boxers and the foot fetish the system has? Why would he laugh? I like the unflattering donut pic best, maybe something to do with the nipple rings

Dominacus

My first thought was a Skull and cross bones, but with a cat skull and the crossed bones are human feet

Tsantensore

How about Carl's Boxers with additional tiny Carl feet mixed in with the hearts? The AI's personal 'Footnote'.

Respite Studios

Rigged. This is why you don't let the internets vote.

macrocode

I agree with the other guy who suggested an actual donut. Donut is the party leader so I feel the flag should represent her more, well I guess she outraged at the chosen design so it makes sense it's carl centric. Boxers look like winning.

Deepak Kamlesh

Carl's boxer is the funnier option though the flag with the back patch would be preferable to own.

Dan Chianese

Can it be good original ones? Like the one he came into the dungeon with?

Pull Maya-Weiner

Vexillology tells me boxers is the way to go. Also easier to merch.

Daniel Reiss

Is the foot alone or is it straight up the ass of an Orc?

Bookwyrm

I kind of like the Mongo Skull, it feels like it fits with Donut and Carl’s reactions the best and would also be pretty cool to have IRL, but it looks like we’re getting boxers so oh well, too bad.

Robert Hill

It needs to be a picture of Donut with the words”Goddammit Donut!” underneath.

Shinamori

Personally I love the idea of the fans trolling her with a cocker spaniel flag

Konlin Gappmayer

I don’t like the boxers idea as much because I don’t think Carl would start laughing. I think would be better if it was mongo mounting another mongo with the words to victory on it, or donut on the very front of a sinking ship with only water as far as the eye can see.

Shinamori

I dunno how the boxer's is winning - Now that I've read the chapter it makes almost no sense with Donut's reaction or Carl's. Frankly, if Carl got to pick it himself, it seems like the kind of thing he'd select. The cockerspaniel or the unflattering donut track so much better

Clayton Azevedo

Dibs! I want the first flag. And you to sign it. $100.

Dawn Marie

Carl's boxers. I don't think donut would be outraged by the unflattering picture. She was all atwitter about Robot Donut and it was creepy and weird.

Dawn Marie

I agree with clayton. I want a signed flag as well.😁

Athy192

I like the boxer idea - but with the boxers on the skeleton post shark attack from book 4. They already have the image, so money savings. (complete with a crying cat in the background).

Miranda

I voted foot /sorrynotsorry 😂

Bear C. Brown

Wow, that’s not even close. Glad I picked the right answer! 😂

BonArt

@Dawn Marie that’s very true, unless they make her look like a fluffy dog. LoL. When I read your post all I could think of is Mike Wazowski from monsters inc with his terrible photographs but still being sooo happy.

reji

I don't think Carl will laugh at his boxers, foot or unfilial Donut. So only doggie counted

reji

Donut's nipple rings for AI's love of fashion. Because she is the leader.

pizzadahuttt

I really want the dogs that would piss off donut the most

Derek Reilly

9th floor prediction : Gravy boat will be riding Tina like donut rides Mongo. It will mirror her power as a province boss and Mongo as a city boss Also when Carl gets tattooed with his own battle squad, the one of gravy boat will be a trampstamp like Bea’s