Revolutionary medical treatment (Patreon)

"Come on, come on, come on, don't give up now, you're making incredible progress. Ten weeks ago, you were barely able to feel anything from the waist down, and look at you now... we already have to resort to the most restrictive containment measures to continue with the treatment. At this point, I believe no more stem cell injections will be necessary, and we will simply focus on stimulating the nervous system to reestablish connections between neurons...

And to think they called me crazy, ha! I laugh in the face of those narrow-minded fools who revoked my medical license. You did well to place your trust in me nonetheless. Cheer up, in just a few more hundreds of hours of tickling, you'll be as good as new."