Oh Shit ! (Patreon)

"-Sergeant, Ibáñez has already been in the stocks for 40 minutes. Don’t you think that's a bit excessive? At least we could tell her the grenade is fake…

-Damn it, absolutely not! For starters, if Ibáñez is in there, it’s for doing something as serious as unjustifiably abandoning her post during guard duty, so at least I know she won’t be abandoning the new post I’ve assigned her. Secondly, an alert shift during guard duty lasts 2 hours, so just remember she still has an hour and 20 minutes left. And finally, regarding the grenade, the non-coms and corporals of the company have placed a bet, to see who guesses how long it takes her to figure out the grenade is fake, or if she ends her shift still believing it’s real. Want to join?"