First crewed mission to Mars (Patreon)

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TRANSLATION:

Welcome to Mars, Earth inhabitant! It looks like you’re going to be our guest… indefinitely. So I hope you’re comfortable in the seat we’ve prepared especially for you, because we have many questions about your planet...

What planetary defenses does Earth have? Where are your command centers located? What kind of weaponry do humans use?

You know, the usual for a peaceful first contact… MUAHAHAHAHAHA! "