A barrel of fun (Patreon)

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“Dost thou see it, my dear? And thou, who wert ever calling me a simpleton, and wert ever cheated at the market… What thinkest thou now of this—how didst thou call it—‘useless barrel of dung’ that I have procured in exchange for the calf?”

“Alright, alright, message received, my beloved and… MERCIFUL husband! But, prithee, couldst thou cease thy tickling of my feet? Hahaha…”

“Hmmm… Let me savor this small triumph a little longer. ’Tis not every day thou grantest me the right so easily.”

“Couldst thou at least unbind my toes? HahahaHAHA, ENOUGHT!”

“Hohohoho… Most decidedly not.”