Welcome to my planet too (Patreon)

"Barbaric savages, in the long run, there was a place awaiting you among the rest of the intelligent species in the galaxy. However, due to your actions, your species has been legally classified as irrational animals, granted the same rights as these creatures. Almost unlimited knowledge was being offered to your entire species, yet all you sought were means for a few of you to better oppress everyone else... Luckily, in your stubbornness, you failed to realize that the instructions for the mega-laser you requested were more of an interstellar transmitter than a weapon, configured to send a distress signal and my location, and you built it exactly as I instructed... Well, at least I don't just take a bad memory from your planet; I also take a pet, who unfortunately has shown deplorable behavior towards its owner, deserving an exemplary correction..."

Have I heard someone asking for revenge? 😏: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-welcomes-93991375