Alex Proves He Can Still Do Sit-Ups (Patreon)

Patreon Request / Suggestion!Alex -|- Stardew ValleySit-up. Singular. Maybe. The town jock is getting that retired football player look before his career even kicks off— what a speedrunner! Another bachelor of the valley falling prey to the farmer's profound cooking skills....I know damn well I have such a kink for like, performative work-outs. Exercise that only truly exists to highlight a character's amassing abundance, a visual foreplay where they don't get a chance to break a sweat. 💖