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So the exodus from twitter to bluesky has been inevitable, but I've been putting it off because it totally fucking sucks constantly have to rebuild one's entire audience every time we have to shift sites every couple of years. I'm still not over the tumblr adult-content purge and how hard that boned us all over.Anyway, I'm bad at making headers. I always overthink the process. My ideals are too grandiose for my energy and skill level, so I often end up intimidating myself out of working on something I SHOULD really like. Not this time tho'. I was thinking of that 2007 video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a burger off the floor.