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Re-Life Insurance (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-15 01:06:39
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2026-06
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Laura making an emergency call, suggested by C. Moneypenny!

See also: Driving with Willow | Re-Life Premiums

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V1nc3nt

I love how Willow has just accepted her fate

Ordithus

Dark humor right there

The Sexy Beast

What a dick airline, not having courtesy parachutes for the passengers.

RemyHindle

They'll be fine, she calling Nora or Reni

The Sexy Beast

Unaffected by gravity, inertia, etc.

Wild Space Saga

Okay, I'm calling it. Tom totally needs to make a comic that has a Keidran equivalent to the Allstate Mayhem guy, doing a commercial for Re-Life! Maybe a lion with a half-burnt mane?

Spillthefire6

Insurer: Hmm Ill try to put the addition form in the express files then. Should take a about 2 months if your lucky

The Sexy Beast

I've suggested Flo before, but no one liked it. 😿

Cliff Warden

Hollow just planking is hilarious... I wonder if she can still technically fly like the bodies of the other wisps

Cliff Warden

Maybe another offshoot willowisp with a more vindictive personality?

Dan Vaelling

Look! It's raining cats and dogs, along with other miscellaneous keidran.

Coalfoot

What I wanna know is, did Willow somehow get them _in_ this situation, or is she blameless?

RivCA

I'm calling blameless, but the pilot is certainly on the hook.

RivCA

The fact we see one parachutist and three ladies without such a safety net tells me they paid for a chartered flight. Great way to see the world you live in, but this can definitely be expensive. It looks like the Laura Games stream is doing quite well, though, so they should all be fine. Probably.

Saberbeam

[Insert joke at expense of whichever airline/s you like here] 🤣 I've flown with ones where it wouldn't have surprised me too much if they charged for the parachutes.

Dwarg91

Sounds like either Ryan air or Spirit airlines. Both notorious for the same reasons.

Indigo

I was going to suggest Spirit Airlines. Pretty sure they sell the seat to sit on separate from the ticket to board the plane.

SCD

Clovis (with a parachute): Victory is mine!

SCD

Person on the phone: One moment please. (Free Fallin' by Tom Petty starts playing) Laura: Really? I mean... REALLY?!

Thisguy

I think Australia is making fun of Quantas at the moment.

SCD

The pilot is Clovis, he sabotaged the plane.

Thisguy

That outfit looks cute on Willow.

eddi_TBH

She leads others to their doom. Whether she wants to or not. That's why Laura took out the re-life insurance in the first place.

MR, ABYSS

You silly gosses. dont'cha know ya need ah pearoshot.

Golden Gears

Now this needs to be colored! This would unironically make a really cool looking shot if colored.

Xhan

*parachute catches fire*

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i agree

silver dragonia

i do wonder if re-life insurance can have multiple in one account and if said person also have to share the pay aswell i would imagine if kathrin were added she'd have to share the pay laura pays re-life and i begin to wonder how they operate too

jeffh4

"No, I can't hold ... I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CAN'T HOLD!!!"

SophieTRat-Skunk

*Mini dragon Nora nonchalantly flies away…*

Markius Fox

*Willow starts singing along* Laura: "Not helping!"

Ezekiel S. Miles

the idea of falling from that high is terrifying, no thanks lol

Cup of Ross

There's a ring on my cellphone, I pick it up. It's the Angel of Death and he says: "What's up?" I say "What is it this time?" and he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell." He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut, so I snicker and say "I'd love to but gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do-oo-ooh"

SCD

Clovis (falling): I REGRET NOTHING!!!

Netari Icefyng

*Uses pellet gun to poke holes in Clovis Parachute*

Netari Icefyng

But I thought cats always landed on their feet.

Netari Icefyng

*sigh* I gotta do everything... *starts setting up trampolines and other things to save the three falling Keidran.* *Starts inflating giant marshmellow

Al

Willow falling? I thought she is a ghost

wayne sampson

I like how casual laura was while she is falling, while Kat is probably panicking

Netari Icefyng

maybe that's why Laura only mentions Kat, Willow is only along for the ride.

Netari Icefyng

*finishes inflating giant marshmallow and teleports the 3-2 ontop of it* Laura you owe me sooo much for this...

Blackjack

Next sketch: Laura, Kat and Willow stuck in the jungle as Re:Life insurance works now works remotely.

RivCA

I like the skunk idea.

RivCA

That, ironically doesn't work. The fabric is stronger than you think. Case in point, if you recall the weather balloon that flew over the United States? We used a missile to shoot it down. The Canadians had a similar issue with different results, as they used a nose gun to shoot bullets. It shortened the balloon's flight to an hour, but the structure of the balloon was still there. I'm with Xhan on this one, kill it with fire.

RivCA

Make no mistake, I'm sure Laura is freaking out, but she's been dead before. I doubt death is something you get used to, but so Kat's alarm is warranted; Laura is just trying to stay composed.

Kaija

This is gonna cost an extra, but, the life of a friend is invaluable XD

Eclipse

and them willow's making a good attempt at being a stick

Wolfy Wolf

Its kinda funny. Like everyone is fallying like u expect it. But willow i guess doesnt have an falling anymation