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Cucumber Panic (Patreon)

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2024-06-23 18:27:48
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2026-06
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Aaaa, it's a green snake! Maeve panics, suggested by Frost!

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UBE Chief

That's just plain adorable~

Broaster07

Innocence of youth. Why I love Mave. Need more kit and pup cuteness. Maybe Flora will arange for playdates when the kitten comes.

HanLan

Most cat thing ever, poor Maeve !

RemyHindle

I wonder who is the person who dropped it?

Anonymous1988

Adira: "While I applaud your athletic ability, 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨?"

Aured

this is brilliant!!

Xenow Reborn

Maeve: "Oh, that right there?-OH THE MASKS IT'S A SNAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Adira: "It's just a vegetable Sweetie PLEASESTOPSCREAMING!"

The Sexy Beast

My mind won't quit noticing Maeve's RH only has 4 fingers.

Ordithus

Green demon!

SophieTRat-Skunk

...but where are the recipe's MUSHROOM MUSHROOM?!

MR, ABYSS

Ha ha, silly kitten.

Netari Icefyng

Maeve relax it's just a vegetable....

silver dragonia

i do hope this doesn't get out of hand becouse i can see it could get out of hand

Spillthefire6

Her force knocks a pot filled with carrots, egg plants and kiwis. Then all hell breaks loose

Lone Wolf Survivor

I wish I knew where to start to read your stories Thomas. I'm really bonding with some of the characters, but I have Autism so I'd need a manual to know where to start. Otherwise I'd subscribe to a tier, but don't, not because of money but because I don't know your characters well enough to make a good suggestion. Hope I can figure out where to start reading?

nothingsp

Cool as a...no, wait...

SophieTRat-Skunk

It happens to the best of us, don’t worry!

eddi_TBH

Next she grabs a broom and starts beating on it.

wjd1206

Go to: https://twokinds.keenspot.com/ And go into tha archive (left side of screen) and start at the beginning. I've only been a fan for a couple of years, but I binge read the whole story and joined patreon to support Tom! (And others, of course!).

Lone Wolf Survivor

Thank you. When I have the time, I will go over it. Thank you for helping me.

wjd1206

NP! Tom's creation is deserving of the attention of fans! Don't forget he sells printed books as well, and on that same site...

Lone Wolf Survivor

Okay, I will look at it if I enjoy the story. Right now I am saving, so if it interests me, I will purchase copies.

Andrew Copsey

No, she grabs the weed wand from the shed. "Kill it with FIYAH!!!!"

SCD

Maeve: Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? Adira: They're cucumbers sweetie. Maeve: Oh. Cucumbers, why did it have to be cucumbers? Adira: ..........

Glenn Sellers

Actually, it's the shock of seeing something unexpected. If you show a cat a cucumber, the cat will smell it and then walk off. (I've seen videos showing this.) However, if you place the same cucumber next to the same cat when it isn't expecting the cucumber to be there the cat will likely panic. Of course, what the originator of that meme didn't show, or didn't know, is that the cat will have the same reaction if you place a ball next to it.

Warmfur

Maeve: "THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!"