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Designated Ghost Driver (Patreon)

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2024-07-25 16:00:50
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2026-06
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Kat had a little too much at the bar, so ghost Laura and spirit Willow try possessing her to get her back home with not great success, suggested by Lastotter! Not sure why Laura is a ghost, maybe she's waiting on her Re-Life Insurance to get her back into her own body.

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EnderSlend

Laura, get in the robot!

AskDerpyCat

Keyboard controls granted, but it plays like QWOP

Rook Prime

1% Alcohol and she's so drunk she needs two spirits to move her body. The almightiest of lightweights there. :P

Wilford B. Wolf

So... which one is Joy and which one is Sadness?

Iago24

I was just about to comment, QWOP: The Hard Mode.

Kyle Cope

A whole 1% alcohol

Vicroc4

Laura showing she's a Real Gamer(tm).

Spillthefire6

She is gonna wake up in some strange bed and/or location with memory of how she got there

Michael Weskamp

1%, thats dish water - or is it called hogwash? Some juices have that much.

Ezekiel S. Miles

Dude, this would be such a fun/frustrating game to play with a friend. You get one half of the body while your friend gets the other half and you both have to get the random drunk person home safely! I'd play it for sure 😂

Trenton Bushnell

1%? Good Lord, Kat has the alcohol tolerance of a diabetic 3rd grader.

Travis9x

I literally laughed out loud at this one 😹

Travis9x

I think they're both Anxiety 😂

Onyx Dragon 388

She went from ( basically water to 1% alcohol ) I’m so proud. Cheers 🍻

Dekrosna

Huh so… they’re just playing manual samuel with kat’s body?

MR, ABYSS

That's sweet, she has two little Guardian Angel's, and both are trying their best.

MR, ABYSS

1% alcohol is crazy. I have a Bahama frozen cocktail that's 5 times that and I barely feel a tingling feeling.

Onyx Dragon 388

Objective #1 don’t face plant. Objective #2 get home without vomiting.

The Sexy Beast

A White Claw would wreck her completely.

Mark Temple

in some parts of the world, 1% or less would be classed as a soft drink. i do love the running gag that Kat is a super-lightweight.

SCD

Laura: AND A SEGA SATURN CONTROLLER!!! Willow: O_O

Anonymous1988

Cut to a week later, and Kat can't understand why there's a new dance craze. Or why so many people seem to recognize her.

MrWho

She should try scumble, it's made of apples...well, mostly. Scumble is drunk in thimblefuls, is strong enough to be used for cleaning spoons, and should not be put in a metal container or allowed to come into contact with water. #Pratchett

Saberbeam

ReLife probably processed Laura's claim just fine, perhaps their corporeal reintegration system is down?

Thisguy

Where’s Nora? She’s a Cat! She could have a Cat license! That’s how it works isn’t it?

Netari Icefyng

funny thing is a sega saturn controller is just a 6 button sega gensis controller.

SCD

But with two shoulder buttons.

eddi_TBH

Kat is a flyweight in the drinking game. 1% is non-alcoholic by most standards.

eddi_TBH

Ginger beer might do it. The sugar is a fermentation product.

eddi_TBH

Inside Out and about to be Upside Down.

CAPS

HEH HEH 1% ALC

Ordithus

Drunk sleepwalking Kat is a level of cute I did not expect

Mythilt

Two person QWOP...yeah, that would be a fun mess.

RivCA

This is featherweight class, my dude.

RivCA

There's no way it's just 1% ABV. That bottle had to have been spiked.

Brad Sampson

canonically, keidrans can't handle any amount of liquor. see page 38 of the comic for the first time Flora gets her claws on ale. they also seem to be affected by other substances in drinks (see pages 64-68) and can have their moods greatly affected.

RivCA

I didn't recall that until you made the post, but at the same time, I'm not quite convinced with Kat, here. Most ales start at around 7% ABV, but a breakfast beer (what she drank here) shouldn't really faze anyone, even human children. And furthermore, even if the bottle WASN'T spiked, the brewery needs to be contacted for QA issues. Of course, that will need to be put on the backburner. Willow and Laura still need to navigate QWOP home before they worry about anything else.