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Diplomatic Strip Poker (Patreon)

Published:
2017-06-07 16:29:23
Edited:
2026-05-28 21:31:11
Imported:
2026-06
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King Adelaide and Captain Keiren have an unusual diplomatic meeting, suggested by Fence Equalizer!

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WereKeidran

Absolutely love this sketch, we need more Adelaide!

DarthKeidran

It's funny how they're both trying to lose. XD It's like Adelaide is related to Alaric or something.

K.O. PRODUCTIONS

One of the few times in fiction where diplomacy dosen't fail! :D

Backonninja

Who can loose more? You needed to try harder to loose, Keiren. XD

Anonymous

I wouldn't mind winning against Adelaide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Muddypaws

Well we all know that story of the kings new clothes... this king will be just as revealing I bet, in a short time.

SCD

Looks like Adelaide is not only the king of the Basitin people, but she's also the king of poker as well.

StrayXIII

Too funny, love it

Sunfish43

I have a sense that Adelaide isn't your typical Basitin. I'd imagine she would get along well with the main story ones.

unsteddy

King Adelaide will never lose, not even at losing!

Anonymous

...Can I play? <.>

ZombieAstronaut

Silly guard, It's okay as long as her ankle coverings are on.

Fence

Was so happy to see this picked. Love seeing how the other characters interact in the twokinds universe.

MoppyPuppy

Hell yes. A suggestion like this gives me hope for my own ideas winning eventually.

InTheLionsDen

Captain Keiren appears to be very popular and attractive to powerful females. Is there something about his personal "skills" that they are aware of? Perhaps Adelaide and Reni will have to fight over who gets his affections and after reaching a stalemate agree to share.

SailorFederation

This is a really good one! Being a King is boring, how else is she gonna have fun? If there was a followup to this sketch, I don't think it'd be safe to post on here.

SailorFederation

"I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose"

SailorFederation

I feel like there could be a story just behind Keiren, Reni, and Adelaide. Most of it would probably be Adelaide fighting a dragon to prove shes better though.

Tomtom

Maddie always wins card games with her mom. They're both under the impression that she's throwing the game for her daughter, but now we know the true reason.

Adamas

I find myself without a smartalec remark.

csstats

I have a feeling that Adelaide actually wants to strip down. I'd imagine being covered in fur and several layers of clothing wouldn't be all that comfortable. This diplomatic strip poker game gives her the perfect opportunity to lose the clothes and avoid breaking decency laws, in the name of diplomacy. :)

VGR

Coincidentally, “AAAKK” is both her hand, and the word running through the Captain’s head.

Gray Scribe

'Winning' always depends on your goals. What happens when they have only one piece left and they have a draw?

Highlandiest cow

They are going to need a miracle to SURVIVE the game, like someone throws the game or something happens.

Jordan Dean Ezekude (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 15:00 After all the wrong moves Keiren made so far, I consider this a fitting punishment for his misaligned course of action. That's all I need for now. Besides, I'm sure the punishment for Prince(ss) Clovis and the Templar will be...a lot more severe. >:)
2017-06-07 23:50 After all the wrong moves Keiren made so far, I consider this a fitting punishment for his misaligned course of action. That's all I need for now. Besides, I'm sure the punishment for Prince(ss) Clovis and the Templar will be...a lot more severe. >:)

After all the wrong moves Keiren made so far, I consider this a fitting punishment for his misaligned course of action. That's all I need for now. Besides, I'm sure the punishment for Prince(ss) Clovis and the Templar will be...a lot more severe. >:)

dadrobit

What wrong moves? Dude's made all the right moves, but circumstances out of his control keep sucker-punching him.

Adamas

Hijinks. SOOO many Hijinks

Sunfish43
>>5561986

The problem is the person they need to win is the one throwing the games.

Talon Bonacorsi

Yeeeeah babe! take off that tail rapping! but leave the foot wrappings on- we're not savages. D:

Devon Montgomery

Adelaide has a full house, Kei only had two matches. She didn't lose... she's stripping on purpose!

Jordan Dean Ezekude

By the "wrong moves", I mean him reacting to said circumstances and endangering the main cast because of that.

Xavier

Aaaaaaand off come the socks....

Zippo James

i like how this guy thinks