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Will-o-Wisp Microwave (Patreon)

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2024-12-09 21:59:57
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2026-06
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The trio attempt to see what happens when you put a wisp in a microwave, suggested by Ghostderf! Don't try this at home with your own fey!

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coredumperror

Omg I did NOT expect them to actually turn it on!

aphelius

WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?? 😭💥

Atelier Magra

ahh that good old Protoss Quote.

Silent Thunder

Too much power, and she’ll turn into an intangible ball of psychic(magic) energy, shooting bolts at anything that moves

Saberbeam

*Cue the theme from Crono Trigger when Lavos shows up* 😮

Spillthefire6

This is gonna violate their renting terms for sure

Wild Space Saga

Anybody else here remember that YouTube show, "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" Clearly, this was not a good idea. 😨😨😨

Silverwolf14

*high five* thank you for making me not feel like the only one who would've made that connection.

Tiger

Atleast she didn't turn into a Marshwillow

Spillthefire6

Two minutes later Willow is burnt out with her face on the floor, her butt up in the air and her tail on fire...being used to roast a marshmallow properly by Laura.

wjd1206

Well, the black colored spots indicate her energy levels, allowing her to shapeshift, and use her 'magic' so I presume her arms and legs turning black indicate her absorbing mega amounts of energy. Makes me wonder if that would attract Momma Fey to investigate...

Jacob

New item on list of fantasy battles I want to see: peak Trace vs Microwaved Willow

Atelier Magra

*high five!* no problem, it's a classic quote ^_^

evan meacham

Who even is this character. Someone explain

Lord Chaos

True Red Neck logic. "Hey y'all. Watch this."

Nunya.Byznys

oh great, she went Archon mode

Xenow Reborn

Willow the wisp, A Character from a project Tom's working on

Xenow Reborn

I for one, welcome our new, longhaired-Lioness/Fey Overlord

SuperTaster

Watch out though Archons are weak to EMP.

Coalfoot

Dear Lord. "Are you saying I could have microwaved my children and been done with it?"

RemyHindle

Willow's power level is over 9000!!!

Hanatoro

At least they didn't have Styropyro's macrowave.

wjd1206

More likely she could have recharged herself with out leading the lost to their deaths. Oh well, who knew?!

Michael Marcoccio

Her SmXXy levels certainly are 9000. I volunteer to go in and throw myself on the problem.

RemyHindle

I think we all would lol

V1nc3nt

Wow will-ow looks amazing! I wonder who’s idea it was to put the wisp in there

Anonymous1988

No, don't shut it off; this is getting very interesting!

Dekrosna

Ok good to know that Willow is a protoss archon in disguise.

Argonwolf

Pretty impressive she can do all that on 1.2 kilowatts, not gonna lie.

Joe

Absolutely love some science mishaps

Argonwolf

"This isn't even my sexiest form!"

Golden Gears

Why lure souls to their death when you can just hook up to the city power grid?

Timber Martin

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

Sir Reginald Lee IV

"I'm not a marshmallow" Looks at Willow's gentle, naïve nature... and her sizeable squishy boobies. "That's... debatable."

Al

Willow becomes supernatural

SophieTRat-Skunk

Okay... basically, a will-o'-the-wisp is a spirit that wanders around dark forests in the form of a small flame, which lures mortals to their death... Wisp did this by instinct with the feline called Hollow... and immediately regretted it, so linked with her to bring her back to life. Now they live as a symbiont lifeform - but they can separate for short periods. (She is generally called Willow as a portmanteau of their names WIsp + hoLLOW)

Travis9x

To be fair, it was two full minutes of near-constant exposure to 1.2 kilowatts of mana. 🤷

Katfeathers

Over fed her good mana? Heh 🤣

wjd1206

Sorry Evan, and thank you, Sophie!

SophieTRat-Skunk

Not going to lie... when I read the title, I was expecting something more fire type Rotom from Pokémon...

Thisguy

Did not expect a StarCraft reference. Well done.

Thisguy

“They should have sent a poet”

Thisguy

Yeah, but a StarCraft Archon reference is even better

Katfeathers

With the image size on my phone from the post thumbnail, I initially thought the first line of "shut it off" was "spit it out" 😹

Ordithus

This is definitely a good thing. MOAR POWAH!

JasonAW3

I KNEW it! The soul is a quantum energy construct! Adding too much power opened her zero point energy tap!

Rook Prime

THE MERGING IS COMPLETE ...I think? I'm not sticking around long enough to find out.

KaiserDunk

Just what can a fey do with the power of a microwave oven? Does she somehow magnify that power through her lantern?

Doo r

THIS JUST IN: Willow Has Confirmed That She is in Fact NOT a Marshmallow

Doo r

i just wanna know what lead to this decision

Peanuts

I for one welcome our new fey overlords!

RivCA

Um, I vote we run like hell.

Argonwolf

That's only 144 kilojoules, not even enough to boil a glass of water, yet that corona discharge suggests a vastly greater energy density. The ability to catalyze such an immense transfer of magicka with a relative pittance of low-energy electromagnetic radiation is very impressive indeed.

Jean-Luc Pilon

This is what happens when you mix Technology with Magic!!! 🙈

Thisguy

… I now want to see a combination of Kat, Willow and Laura. Am I weird?

Bill Redfern

I'm a really old school fart. I'm reminded of Gay Mitchell from Star Trek's second pilot, "Where No Man Has Gone Before".

wjd1206

Advanced physics gives me an advanced headache. I DON'T SPEAK MATH!

Joshu Kel‘Machan

Just another idea what might happen when girls play 😎 Fine reference, didn‘t expect that.

eddi_TBH

Microwave oven = Mega Mana Generator. Told you not to put it on High.

Ariffet Orlase

An interesting reaction to microwave radiation.

J. Martin Laursen

Willow wanted to know what the worst that could happen is. Now she knows.

Earendil

Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say yes!

SCD

Laura: No way, I want to see where this goes! (Two more minutes later...) Willow: I AM GOD!!! Kathrin: AAAAHHHH!!! Laura: Cool!

Erikkor

When the little wisp turns into a protoss archon, you know the situation is about to get fun with the kitchen cockroaches.

JasonAW3

1+1=2... Let's just say, for the most part, the most basic part of the hypothesis is simply, a change of perspective...

JasonAW3

Well, as she is a being of energy, all they did was, pump up the volume...

AstroChaos

You'll be Yamcha posing if you try 😏

AstroChaos

I'm guessing you must be new here... welcome aboard! We are a reasonably well behaved group, most of the time 😌

AstroChaos

That might unmake everything, unless the Masks get involved 😬

Noxitious

We need to see what happens afterwards!

Emilio De La Fuente

No! No, NO! We do NOT need to see what happens afterwards, are you seen her eyes and fur pattern? She is turning into a being like mother! We dont need another one!

Noxitious

This is precisely why I'm curious. We must limit test!

Katfeathers

Considering the origin of fey in this continuity, maybe wisp and body combine and transition to compleat dragon. Although it might get Noras attention and maybe need her help too.

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Wait... That actually makes sense given how they use mana crystals in lieu of electricity.

Emilio De La Fuente

Mmm full dragon not sure, that is only the physical form, but maybe it would make Nora interest on the matter for sure as Wisp certainly has a more "pure" core currently.

RivCA

It's not "in lieu of," it's "alongside." This would actually make things so much worse.

eddi_TBH

"More Power!" Roof blows off.... "OK, maybe not that much."

Eclipse

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Eclipse

no, i wanna see a kat-willow-laura merge too!

Eclipse

what's an Archon?

Shadowkey392

“IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!”

Muddypaws

She achieves greatness over Flora… in one particular way.

Muddypaws

A few other attributes too😏

Muddypaws

I am BORG residence is futile..You shall be assimilated.