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Woodcutting Contest (Patreon)

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2024-12-26 22:10:19
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2026-06
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Natani and Keith go a little overboard with the firewood, suggested by Feralcat52!

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Your name

Heh, Keith’s taken the time to make the cut logs all smooth

silver dragonia

it'll likely be a tie due to exhaustion but atleast they don't need to chop firewood for months?

silver dragonia

well i'd happily join in to see who can chop firewood the most without passing out from exhaustion

FurrySunny

Just leave them be. Saves time next year. XD

LaughMaker

Y'all remember that scene in Age of Ultron where Cap rips a log in half with his bare hands? That's what this reminded me off. Keith: Don't take from my pile!

DarthKeidran

Cuts to the scene where they’re both exhausted, sleeping against each other, and this is actually their dream.

Saberbeam

And for some reason my mind hears Michael Caine saying "We burnt the forest down." 🤔😂

RemyHindle

They're such a great couple :)

AlaricLives87

Just a couple of guys bonding over manly things. Nothing gay about competing over who has more wood X)

wayne sampson

This kinda reminds me of that scene in avengers age of ultron where Tony Stark and Steve Rogers were copping wood.

Zvoður

Which boy's got more wood? Chopped hard wood, of course. Not any other kind of wood.

The_Racr1

It’s genuinely not gay because nat’s not a guy

AlaricLives87

Don’t start with me over the anti-trans BS. I’m in no mood for it.

Dan Vaelling

Except he is. Natani's a man, that's been made abundantly clear numerous times, both in and out of comic. Your transphobia is not welcome here

Markius Fox

And everyone became weak in the knees when Steve tore a log in half with his bare hands.

Your name

Keith wins in the other wood contest, Nat’s sex prevents him from holding that stuff(right? Please correct me if I’m wrong).

Timmainsson

Only one winner either way😉...Oh well the other way it might be a draw...

Zvoður

Effectively, yeah.

Markius Fox

For me, they joined an exclusive club, the first member in such club. The Block Club.

Your name

Alright, fellas. Is saying Natani’s gender is male but his sex (what’s between his legs) is female transphobic? Need to know before I accidentally commit transphobia if me thinking’s wrong

Your name

Chopped Logs: existing Termites: Is for me?

AlaricLives87

It might benefit my sanity to follow suit, but it usually doesn't take them long to do it themselves, and I'll take being blocked by any of these jerks as a badge of honor

Rook Prime

I've been asked to declare that Natani has decisively more and bigger wood than Ke...DANGIT NORA, STOP MESSING WIITH THE SCRIPT!

AlaricLives87

There is nothing accidental about being transphobic. In fact, it's blatantly apparent, boorish, and deliberately hurtful.

Dan Vaelling

Short answer: yes. Long answer: Keep in mind that not all trans people are the same, and some might not care about something that would cause intense discomfort for another. also keep in mind that I'm a cis guy, and that you should finds and read the perspectives of actual trans people, they can, and have, explained all of this infinitely better than I can. With that disclaimer aside, yes, It's generally disrespectful. A lot of trans people want to distance themselves as much as possible from their birth sex, to the point of getting corrective surgery to make their bodies more in line with their mind. For some, even hearing their birth name can cause significant distress. Pointing out their birth sex is essentially saying that what's in their pants, or used to be for that matter, is just as, if not more important than what's in their head. Consider this: You wouldn't point out a cis person's genitals in normal conversation, so why should you for trans people.

okami-zero

In a contest of wood chopping between Nat and Keith, who wins? Us. X3 Wonderful art, love these two goobers. XD

Daemon Blitzkrieg

Naturally strong Nattie knows how to get Keith's goat, but Keith might overdo it if he keeps that up. ^u^;;

bowman502

it's not about the supply of firewood Trace, it's a point of pride now... XD

MrWho

LOL, he's chopping the wood faster than the speed of sound already. The air gets blurry.

feralcat52

Thanks, Tom! I love it! Big Nat makes it look easy!

J. N. Squire

Kat: "They're such good friends 😃"

RemyHindle

Yeah, Kat, of course they are lol

Kodalynx

That's what elevated woodsheds prevent.

Stephen Gilberg

Only one winner and only one...word that sounds close to "winner."

aphelius

A "little overboard"

RivCA

... You know what? I'm actually not mad at *Your name*. Normally, people make the whole "he's a chick, she's a dude" bullshit with Natani a balls-to-the-wall fiasco, but this actually flirts with the line between tasteless and funny without actually crossing it. Well played.

Argonwolf

Hah, here we go again. You need a safe space where trans people can't hurt your brain with their existence?

RivCA

... and looking at this earlier post chain, I see *Your name* somewhat dropped the ball. The sad thing is, I see my past self here, but at least they're making the effort. Meanwhile, *Argonwolf* can go fuck himself. Seriously, go fuck yourself.

AlaricLives87

We've been lectured in the past about needing to "respect different opinions," but the two-faceted display at work here is pathetic and exemplifies the lack of decency and respect some people truly have.

SCD

(A Few Moments Later...) Trace: STOP! YOU GUYS ARE CHOPPING DOWN THE WHOLE FOREST!!! Keith & Natani: WE DON'T CARE!!! Trace: ......

eddi_TBH

They are well into next winter's supply.

Mythic Ender

Must admit all I can now invison is that one rythem heaven game

Rook Prime

We're gonna end up finding out one day that Nat's worthy of lifting Mjolnir.

Anonymous1988

Natani: "I'm going to get a drink of water. Don't steal from my pile."

Netari Icefyng

Even as a female by birth, i still think Natani has an edge over Keith here.... her larger size allows for more muscle or you'd think and thus yeah....

KaiserDunk

Is that Keith's old helmet on top of the snowman in the background?

Joshu Kel'Machan

Yes, seems to be. We will be able to judge it, when we get the coloured version …

feralcat52

I believe Natani can legitimately claim to both genders, having a mostly male persona in a definitely female body. So yeah, it works.

Rainelover

Not to mention Keith has always been scrawny for a basitin, it’s possible he never developed the muscle that other basitin’s have because he was exiled when he was still young

Cecil475

And before you know it the entire forest has been turned into firewood. Whoops.

Kai Sörensen

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood ?

Your name

To be fair, survival skills are better then sheer muscle mass

Netari Icefyng

Nat and Zen are orphans so that's really debatable.

AetherSprite224

How many seashells could a seashell sell if a seashell could sell seashells?

K_D Lawrence

Considering how much larger she is, and that he is a strong warrior species, I do not know who would chop more.

aleš petrovič

Natani's sex is feminine and Natani identifies as a boy. She' still a girl no matter if she identifies as *HE* or not.