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Face Stealer - Infiltration (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-16 02:09:48
Edited:
2025-04-16 02:22:27
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2026-06
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The Face Stealer subtly infiltrates a Keidran party, suggested by Starcat13!NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

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Canis Lupis Rex

Can we hitch the infiltrator and say she failed since she was "In too deep"? ;)

Warmfur

Agreed lol

Doo r

i was skeptical, but the woof woof really sold me. yes, i WOULD like to talk about secrets ^^

RemyHindle

She looks so beautiful, along with the other Wolf! :) Yeah, no one will ever find out lol

Halo Hybrid

Fellow KeiDrAan. I come in PieCe. 🖖

Hamers

"Thats a human person" -Bill Wurtz

Vicroc4

Subtly. Yes. Very subtle.

Ranbowshep

Hello fellow two kinds readers. I am reader too!!!! want to talk about lore secret????

Patrick Horton

She might be in need of Refresher Lessons.

Patrick Horton

I sense Refresher Lessons in her future.

Noxitious

Hello! Yes, I am real wolf! You wanna go skateboards?

Rook Prime

Somehow gets into the party. Proceeds to Nat 1 every single check she makes. Somehow still gets out with the host's recipe book.

SCD

Wolf Keidran: IT'S A HUMAN!!! ALARM!!! ALARM!!! The Face Stealer: Crap...

Stephen Gilberg

"Avatar: The Last Airbender" meets "30 Rock"?

Rhawkas

Stealth 100

coredumperror

It's like Lynx Reed but creepier and muuuuuch less wholesome, hahah.

J. N. Squire

As subtle as a jackhammer, alright!

Singe

I'm sure he'll see through disguise sooner or later. :) ( I have no idea why she thinks a random wolf would know secrets, why not pick someone who looks like there prestigious)

Golden Gears

Steal it! No one will ever know!

Anonymous1988

And then it turns out that he's the only real Keidran at the party, and is very concerned (and more than a little weirded out) that so many other Keidran are saying the exact same thing to him.

Linxan

Noob didn't pay attention to the details of how to recognize prestige among the wolves, so she's trying to figure it out at she goes. She doesn't realize this is still another test for her.

Linxan

You forgot the decimal point. 😄

silver dragonia

well she's a little too excited to be with other keidrans it seems though i'd probably be excited too if i were with them but probably not as excited as her

MazatArt205

Yo: pero soy méxicano, no tengo nada en contra de mis compás Keidran además, yo vivo cerca de ellos.

Spillthefire6

She spent several years at the top of her class in Templar University, personally mentored by Sirus himself and given the best magical disguise possible. When she is done, she Will have those precious secrets

Spillthefire6

Follow up to this with him explaining the plot of Evangelion to her while she looks bored

Colin Algire

This looks great, Tom. 👍 Also, wolves are one of my favorite animals.

Singe

My bad

Combak

I like the guy she's talking to. :3

Cheesman435876

the eyes of batshit insanity hath returned

Markius Fox

Some Keidran, somewhere: "I can fix her!" Narrator: "Ultimately, they would fail."

wjd1206

Stop making a face... you'll get stuck like that!

wjd1206

Before the 1 right?

Wesley Farber

Wow this was character I completely forgot.

Danzord Zord

What a nice she can 100% being copy cat fr and poor tat guys he didn't know what gona happent if he stalk with the copy cat a k a safe stealer XD

Joshu Kel'Machan

Infiltration Manual, Volume 1: Keidran Templar Espionage Corps – Classified 1. Use the Templar Special Mask Infiltrator™. 2. Ensure you are using the correct version: • Tigerbabe → Felines • Wolfy → Canines 3. Put on the mask before entering the target area and check for a secure and proper fit. 4. Always make it clear that you are a fellow Keidran. 5. Occasional barking (“Woof, woof”) enhances the effectiveness of your disguise. Use purrs in the feline version. 6. Keep your tail in constant motion—under all circumstances. 7. Absolutely resist the temptation to touch the tail of a target individual. 8. Touching the base of the tail is reserved for special operations only. 9. Subtly inquire about secrets that may be of value to the Templar organization. 10. If your efforts prove ineffective, use alcohol as a tool of persuasion (do not consume it yourself). 11. If the target individual has unusually long ears, is shorter than you, and reacts oddly to your attempts at conversation: • Danger to life! • Run! • Switch to Infiltration Manual, Volume 2: Basitin.

Bingo Goat

tired brain saw "face sitter" -_- an'i was like, wat? Wild-eyed woman comes up and asks if i wanna talk secrets, i'd be like, "sorry, i don't hook-ups."

coredumperror

How is she this bad at her Templar job?

Doomslayer69

Now I want to hear the basitin volume

Drazgon

It's her unique ability though, not a device anyone can use. Still funny, yeah.

Peanuts

Same! Very impressive chest floof :)

Joshu Kel'Machan

Thanks, Drazgon, haven't looked at it in depth. This is from Dragon Masquerade, I presume? Would have to reread it. @Doomslayer69: will need some inspiration on that. If there comes an appropriate sketch, I'll provide Volume 2. Promised. :)

Customaera

Don't sleep with crazy!

Joshu Kel'Machan

Doomslayer, I have accepted the challenge—and succeeded in obtaining the second volume of the Infiltration Manual, thanks to my Tiger Secret Ops Templifier Mask™. I should mention that this was only possible under constant risk of being incinerated. By the end of the mission, I even had to tuck my tail under my Templar robes, as the operation took longer than expected and my mana crystals were completely depleted. Infiltration Manual, Volume 2: Basitin Templar Espionage Corps – Classified 1. Use the Templar Special Mask Basitinator™. 2. Please note: when wearing the mask, your clothing size will be three sizes smaller than usual. Ensure you obtain appropriately sized garments in advance. 3. Put on the mask before entering the target area and verify that it is properly secured. 4. Always make it clear that you are a fellow Basitin. 5. Challenge every second Basitin you encounter to a duel—this significantly enhances the credibility of your disguise. 6. Avoid Basitin of the opposite sex to prevent complications. 7. Under no circumstances should you give in to the temptation to touch a target’s ears. 8. Special operations involving ear contact may only be carried out during one designated week each year. Pay close attention to timing. 9. Subtly inquire about secrets that may be valuable to the Templar organization—or extract them by force if necessary. Note: Proper combat training is absolutely essential for the second option. The mask must remain secure during physical engagement. 10. If your efforts prove ineffective, consider using alcohol prior to brawling (do not consume it yourself). 11. If the target individual has striped fur or is taller than you, and is not the Queen: • Cease all hostilities immediately • Roll onto your back and expose your belly • Switch to Infiltration Manual, Volume 1: Keidran @Drazgon: thank You again.

Sernard

Oh she looks unhinged, nice lol We got another reed situation

Glenn Sellers

Response: "Of course, totally believable wolf Keidran girl who wants to talk about wolf secrets to a total stranger. Let me take you to the person you need to talk to." Takes "totally believable Keidran girl" to a door and says, "Go through that door there and you'll meet who you need to talk to." The Face Stealer walks through the door, steps on a conveniently placed rug, and falls through a trap door. At the bottom of the shaft, she sees about a dozen other wolf Keidran who look at her as one says, "Oh, great! They sent another spy."

Thed Preston

and goes in. The room is full of milkmen, some of whom is^H^H are very old

Drazgon

Many fans would hurry to correct you when you call Adelaide queen. They'd see it as lack of commitment, not knowing basic stuff about the comic.

Joshu Kel'Machan

Yes, Drazgon, we know that the correct title is king. But this is a templar document. I can't alter what I have found on my raid.

Hebu The Lone Wolf

whelp she blew her cover, wolfs dont bark only howl xD

RED FOX

I was creeper out too

Joshu Kel'Machan

I'm not sure here. Imho Wolfs do bark (a short "woof") for example when warnig pack members. Edit: but yes, used the way as shown in the sketch it might blow her cover …

Zera Wolfsung

Poor guy in the background falling for her seduction, he's going to be in for a night if he talks to her

Rhawkas

Y'all really have no confidence in her stealth abilities, do you? =P

Argonwolf

"But seriously, anyone know anything about any LAUNCH CODES!?"

feralcat52

Wasn't that an old Monty Python sketch?

starkiller1286

Are we sure Face Stealer isn't literally a lizard person? Even day 1 amnesia Trace spoke to a silent Flora like a regular person and Face Stealers weird reptile eyes are consistent between forms.

Kaija

You are right, she's suspiciously "Wide Open Eyed"

Glenn Sellers

It could have been. I've seen most of the old Monty Python episodes so I may have dredged up the routine and inadvertently rewrote it somewhat.

Jessman0722

Subtle, very subtle ma'am 😆😅

Your name

Okay, so maybe my previous comment was quite out of line, so sorry Tom

Cecil475

I wonder if this is BEFORE or AFTER finding out about the unintended side effects from leaving the mask on for too long? One day she's going to take the mask off to find herself a full Keidran. There will be no going back.

Shade Jones

I would think the Espionage Corps would be more subtle, but then there could be side effects to massively changing your biology

Shade Jones

I mean, we've already seen instances of form affecting mind in Canon

ElderScrollsMekkan

[X Doubt] =_= Uhuh... *pulls out a weapon* Yeah nice try, Templar scum. Now take off that despicable mask.

kitsune3736

Didn’t Raine bark when Rose scared her in the comic?

IvyReed

Those eyes make it look like she's in season.

Went Brown

She does give that vibe off doesn't she?

Joe

That guy in the back is toast or a gold mine of secrets

Joe

"I'm a wolf too" is WILD

Sir Reginald Lee IV

"Secrets? Sure, I'm game! Let me think... Oh, I've got one! You know the tigress who works in the potions shop? Well, I heard she's been having a secret affair with... Dave, the Accountant from Templar Central." "Oh for the love of... We already *know* that! I mean... Reeeaally? Wooow..."

Wyatt lute

2 ways it goes South, 1, she's discovered, 2, breeding season

Glenn Sellers

Now that I've been reminded of this, do you think that Vanity is a face stealer, too?

patronMan50

It's possible, but I'm hoping Tom doesn't go that route. I feel like it would be a bait and switch that would displease a lot of fans.

Glenn Sellers

I understand what you're saying. I'm just thinking about the drawing that is linked to in the comments on this one. You take the previous drawing and add how Vanity used a mask of Adira to try to fool Kei and you can understand how someone could come to that conclusion. If you think about the bait and switch aspect properly, you should realize that it does fit with the "face stealer" idea quite well. Of course, all that said, the face stealer idea could be another AU.

patronMan50

I see what you mean. I suppose I didn't think about it that way. I'm not denigrating your idea, I just personally would find it off putting if Vanity turned out to be a human in disguise, but we'll see.

Glenn Sellers

Oh, I'm not saying that she is. (After all, the human in the link was wearing robes that could hide her lack of body fur.) I'm just saying that, since there is a wolf Templar, maybe he stole that technology, gave it to Keidran scientists, and, after figuring out how it works, they made their own masks.

patronMan50

I see. I misunderstood before. That's definitely possible.

Glenn Sellers

No problem. I can understand how anyone might think that's what I was implying (especially since I was far from specific on what I was trying to say). I should be thanking you for pointing out how what I wrote could be misunderstood. So, I will. Thanks for point out how what I wrote could be misunderstood. You'd think that, since I'm a writer, I'd realize when I'm saying something that isn't real clear.