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Templar's Kitchen (Patreon)

Published:
2017-09-30 17:33:06
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

Trace is quite demanding when it comes to good cooking. Suggested by Kamaro12 & EbonnyFrostwood!

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LegoBoy71617

Not even Trace can cook raw!

LifeWulf

That seems pretty hard to mess up lol

DarthKeidran

This poor, Terrified, child.

Viktor

Gordon Ramsey Jr

MarvTheHugPharaoh

Trace "My child can cook better than you, and its not even born yet!"

Eladio

To be honest i thought it was gonna be a lambsauce joke.

MidnightBlue78

Quick question... does Trace have a cookbook I can purchase? I would love to learn how to cook authentic Keidran cuisine.

Tomtom

Meanwhile, on MasterTemp Edinmere, Trace makes a blind canine chef cry (with happiness) as he compliments her cooking.

Kasey Sandman

I second this, I want a two kinds cook book, could even have art all around the pages.

TheShadow

Omg, I love my life. :3

blimpeh

THE LAMB SAUCE

Dragonpower

says the person who cant even cook good. i wanna see Trace make a decent meal thats edible for Flora

Kaija

"My amnesic Self can cook better than you, AND HE WAS UNABLE TO COOK AN EGG!!"

Kaija

Well I hope it was a cookbook made by our Trace... Because you know, if it is Evil Trace, it will be a far other "Keidran Cuisine" if you see what I mean '^'

Muddypaws

Yes, I'd like my steak tartare served with a nice Keidran Merlow, and a side of Basitin spicy fries.., oh and a nice plate of your best Venison for my Human.

Muddypaws

Or boil water (he probably burned water).

Hello

Trace with a GR accent sounds surprisingly...wow.

Cloud_Basterran

I feel sorry for them too as Trace isn't that good at cooking (as in everything is burnt in the end)

DarthKeidran

Kid’s probably thinking “He’s gonna kill me because I served it the way humans prefer it! Why didn’t I just make Sushi instead!”

DarthKeidran

Unless he’s angry at the recipient of his cooking… That’s when the miracles start happening.

DarthKeidran

Natani: (after observing the outlash) “I knew I should have made sushi!”

Capt Jack

Funny thing is I was watching Hell's Kitchen while this was being sketched.

Kirien Fost

Sounds oddly delicious..

Kaija

"i want this meat so bloody that the plate seems like a crime scene!!"

The Tailored Billy

all of those spots on that Keidran's face look like lipstick kiss marks

CrRAR

Step 1) Slice meat Step 2) Serve

TheShadow

I seen shit with more talent than YOU! I wouldnt even feed this to a dog begging for food on the streets!!!\

MoppyPuppy

Trace should have said: "...RAWWW!!!"

SCD

Trace Ramsay: Revenge is dish best served raw.

Capt Jack

YOU CALL THIS STEAK!?!?!? I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A REAL STEAK ( goes to fridge grabs steak and puts it on a plate) THIS IS A REAL STEAK NOW MAKE IT AGAIN!!

Shadowkey392

Mm...needs more censored swearing, but I love it!

Kaija (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 15:00 Well, I think Keidran Girl like the guy who know how to cook >w> ! (And how to hunt)
2017-10-01 11:44 Well, I think Keidran Girl like the guy who know how to cook >w> ! (And how to hunt)

Well, I think Keidran Girl like the guy who know how to cook >w> ! (And how to hunt)

Rocky4life3

what does trace know about cooking? he cant tell a slab of meat from a golf club

Rie

Gordon Tracey

Caspian Yuichiro

Damn trace can't even cook!! Unless your either looking for raw or burned to smitherings

Alec The One
>>7511011

Being a cook, this is depressing, yet blissful. Thanks tom. You pulled the lever that starts my roller coaster.

DarthKeidran

So, Trace is Sasha in Titan form?!?

Caspian Yuichiro
>>7503333

(goes back to fridge and grabs more meat and makes more food ) YOU SEE THIS LOOK AT THIS!!!! THIS IS AUTHENTIC S#%7!!! YOU GOT THAT U USELESS COOK!!

Toby T. Tobes (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 15:00 Wow I just love this one! It's humor is clever and seeing Past Trace part of this clever joke is just Perfect! Good idea Kamaro12 & EbonnyFrostwood! and amazing job Tom!
2017-10-03 19:21 Wow I just love this one! It's humor is clever and seeing Past Trace part of this clever joke is just Perfect! Good idea Kamaro12 & EbonnyFrostwood! and amazing job Tom!

Wow I just love this one! It's humor is clever and seeing Past Trace part of this clever joke is just Perfect! Good idea Kamaro12 & EbonnyFrostwood! and amazing job Tom!

Paul Gabbard

"This pork needs to be so raw that Kermit the frog will try to shag it".

Sunfish43

That Leopard's poor face XD

Ashley Williams

Kathrin: It's ok, Leopard. You can help me cook for Eric!