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Published:
2026-05-16 01:55:04
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2026-05-16 02:43:42
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Ephemural creates the first of the Keidran... and immediately becomes annoyed by her own creation, suggested by GordonNewport!

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The GreenBlackSoul

Being the first of anything does create a lot of questions...

XDEAGLEXD

Ephemural: *creates Keidren* Keidren: *asks thousands of questions in a span of two milliseconds being alive* Ephemural: I have made a severe lack in my judgement..

Glenn Sellers

LOL. Makes me wonder if God had the same problem with Adam.

KHVathiel

Let's be real, this is exactly what would happen if creatures were just birthed into existence knowing everything

GravTempest

Ephemural really should have seen this coming. 😅 A stack of books may have stopped some of the questions, but I still feel like it would only lead to more questions...

III

It would be crazy to just spawn into life as a fully grown adult already possessing innate knowledge but no memories

RemyHindle

This is very funny and that's what happens when you create something, Neutral, you did this to yourself lol :)

MazatArt205

What's name we would have to give her?

J. N. Squire

Kudos for Ephemural having the insight to create a female keidran first! 🐺

MazatArt205

I have a name, her name is “Ronalda”

InTheLionsDen

Quite the funny situation and dialogue. Is it Ephemural (notes) or Emphemural (sketch text)? Both have been used here. Perhaps it is just the way she pronounces it.

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Quite the inquisitive new species. Also, can't help but notice that even the first keidran still has bigger boobs than Flora :P

Golden_Pawz

The dark person looks friendly. 🙃

MazatArt205

Or, her name can be Rosa or “Samanti”

Ebonbolt

Instantly passing through toddler stage questioning with the mental & emotional maturity of a teenager or adult.

Ebonbolt

Answers almost always lead to more questions.

Oortbox

They have only themselves to blame in the end

Lord Chaos

Can you create one for me?

Xhan

It's misspelled in the sketch.

Halo Hybrid

Oh sweet child. Need not ask so many questions. Immediately born as a full grown being and you have all the questions in the world about your own existence plus everything else’s too. :P

Aucere

"Are you done?" "No. Hey whats a 'crunch wrap supream' and why do i want one"

SCD

(Two Hours Later...) The First Keidran: Okay, I love you, buh-bye! Ephemural: ARGHHHH!!! (She regrets on creating the Keidrans)

Noxitious

In the Keidran's defense, Ephemural didn't answer the questions

Kai Sörensen

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.”

Spillthefire6

And so she made the first male Keidran so he and the female could ask their annoying questions to each other .

Abstract Indigo

I'm glad this got drawn, it was a funny and clever idea.

Michael Marcoccio

If Ephemural doesn’t want her, I’ll take her. I don’t mind questions.

Thisguy

Wow. This Keidran has less sense than a Sperm Whale, who, against all probability, has suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. It should also be noted that Potential's first creation was a bowl of petunias, who's first thought was "Oh no, not again".

Jem

Many Basitin scholars believe that if we knew why the bowl of petunias thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

eddi_TBH

Never stop asking questions. Especially the kind that irritate know-it-alls.

eddi_TBH

And be a lot less happy, I have no doubt.

Anonymous1988

Ephemural: "Okay, that was a bust. Let's start over from scratch." Ephemural, two minutes later, after the first tiger Keidran has just escaped: "In hindsight, that was a poor choice of words. Time to create bandages, I guess. Ow..."

ElderScrollsMekkan

Good gosh, girl, slow down! Let your creator get a word in! You ask a question, you listen to the answer xP Not blabber over it

Phantom Logic

"And thus, it came to pass that Ephemural then created the first male Keidren as a distraction, allowing her to flee and find peace."

Raven Jaxson

Haha! Now this is hilarious. No wonder Ephemural has a bunch of cracks in her mask

wjd1206

Why is it always the girls who question evwrything?! 🤨🤨🤨🤨 Although, it couldn't happen to a better mask! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

wjd1206

When my kids were toddlers the initial question was often deep and thoughtful. Of course, it usually was followed with a simple 'why?' With each subsequent answer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

Shadow

Now I wanna see her prototype attempts before...and what happens after.

wjd1206

HEY! I resemb... uh... resent... yeah! Resent that remark! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

Combak

Wait, Ephemural identifies as female? Neat!

wjd1206

Not that there a chance to... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wjd1206

You mean always. Always lead to more questions!😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣

Ebonbolt

Toddlers usually don't bust out the existential philosophical questions, but I won't rule out the possibility (just call it unlikely).

Markius Fox

Ephemural: "The risk I took was calculated...but man, I am bad at math..."

LifeWulf

Ephemeral: “That’s it you’re starting as quadrupeds first.”

LifeWulf

“I have no concept of self and must understand!” - Toddlers

Isenlyn

Kinda reminds me of H2G2 and the whale coming to life. ^^

Riley ♡

Okay but like could we neme her?Plssssss!!!

InTheLionsDen

Tom has corrected the spelling in the sketch and re-posted it.

eddi_TBH

Tom should do a sequel. Her and her mate driving Ephemural away by double teaming her with questions.

eddi_TBH

It's Ephemural's fault. She filled her with questions then lingered too long.

Hogan

... and every parent looked at this and nodded knowingly.. XD

Mora

Are we there yet?

ijuinkun

Most beings have several years to ask all of these questions and assimilate the answers as they mature. This gal just awakened moments ago and has had none of that.

Delta Hawk

Dear god... not that child... NOOOOO wait... where is her "Buttons"??

ijuinkun

In a "mother of her creations" sense, I think.

Lou

question i wish i could ask

Sernard

Typical child behavior ahah

Alvarin_IL

Not better by a lot, but still better than a "why" loop.

Jackal hellsing

Love it, had a character that would create like this, not nearly as many questions though.

CrRAR

2nd of the Keidran currently: "Yoooo, can you just like... put me back?"

Earendil

Like a toddler asking, "Why? Why? Why? Why?"

KaiserDunk

Is this why keidrans have a relatively short lifespan, so Ephemural didn’t have to listen to so many questions?

AlaricLives87

When Eternal created the first Basitin: Basitin: where do babies come from? Eternal: *blush* panics *blush*

Joshu Kel'Machan

If the last answer raises no further questions, you may want to reconsider your place in the universe …

Joshu Kel'Machan

Most of them perished in the argument that broke out moments later over whether those petunias were, in fact, wearing ankle covers …

Joshu Kel'Machan

It does rather seem the ladies are the smarter species. Men, after all, only have one important question: where’s the beer?

Midnight-Fox745

While clearly meant to be comical, it is a fascinating moment to think about, I hope we'll get to see what the other firsts of their kinds were like right after creation.

Drazgon

I know no one who would say 'an Eva'

Drazgon

It would have been an epic suggestion if was phrased something like 'creation of the first keidren'. Instead of 'Ephemural creates first keidren, who does this and that, Ephemural reacts like this and that'

wjd1206

Well I wouldn't call my kids' questions existential or philosophical, but I was often surprised by how relevant and observant they were situationally. Kids are surprising like that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

wjd1206

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Abstract Indigo

Maybe, but that's aiming for a very different tone as pure lore. I'd also say to be fair to the prompt that Tom does ask for something to work with, instead of leaving it entirely up to him how the piece should work out. "Ephemural creating the first keidran" puts a lot more on Tom -- and even then, in some alt timeline maybe he'd have been in the mood to make it a comedy piece anyway. Who knows?

Glenn Sellers

Well, until God created Eve as Adam's helpmeet, Adam could only ask God those questions. (If I recall correctly, that's what is in Genesis, helpmeet.)

Willie

Me in this situation ( taps kedrens forehead kedran disintegrateing) me problem solved

Wynne Fox

Then they created a bowl of petunias

Mythic Ender

So did they just take a pile of human and animal remains and then magic them toghter to create the keidren?

Crimson Dragon

TIL: Ephemural is a she. Well, time to find the consequences of that knowledge!

Joshu Kel'Machan

Yes, it should have been Eve, but I’m leaving it as it is above so that your reply doesn’t end up hanging in mid-air.

eddi_TBH

For all purposes, she is a toddler. They learn a lot before they can speak well enough to ask "why?". And the questions just keep piling up.

eddi_TBH

As does at least one older sibling. I was a teen when my sisters were born.

eddi_TBH

There's a certain wisdom in that.

Dezmodian

lol this is amazing!

Alex L

>That‘s why there was an Eva … To triple the number of questions? %)

ThePianistDragon

That's it! You can't talk (speak English)! And chocolate *kills* you! - Ephemural maybe

Joltyjiv15

No I say there about the same

Halo Hybrid

That’s a good point. Makes sense to me. lol

Tim Malmström

Welcome to parenthood Ephemural. Brace yourself, the questions don't really stop for quite a while.

Joe

Wow, Ephemural really struck gold on the first try huh