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Maeve Cooking Lessons (Patreon)

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2026-08-16 23:27:53
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The lessons aren't going so well... suggested by Just_anotherplayer!

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TheAnomaly16

I thought it was cereal or toast.

V1nc3nt

Reminds me of Miia from Monster Musume

Muddypaws

Love the “What the hell!?” look on mom’s face.

Wolfy Wolf

Good luck with that "pizza"

Bingo Goat

where did you go wrong...

RemyHindle

Well at least, it ain't raw, so I think Gordon will approve. Great work, Maeve! :)

Hamers

Atleast its not a Vic Michaelis Pretzel Pizza??

1 week ago

Wow, that's quite the exotic pizza there Maeve! 😋

J. N. Squire

Italians having an heart attack rn 💔

Ebonbolt

Is that steam rising from that bowl… or smoke? This one needs to be colored just to answer this question.

K_he4d

Gosh, I love the expressions

SCD

Maeve gave it to her friend Madelyn, who suffered food poisoning after eating it.

SCD

I don't remember pizza looking like that.

MrWho

Not approved!!!

Ranbowshep

If I try it I could maybe jump higher! (*Gets wither*)

Louis Richards

My last dog loved pizza bones. I don't think that is the type we meant.

Muddypaws

Not all ingredients are dead yet 🦑

Shadow

That can't be a pizza...she needs a professional help here.

KiraKurotsuchi

I feel that it is only appropriate that respond to this exactly as one would to a maddeningly unbelievable situation in the ‘Monty Python Holy Grail’ film: “JESUS CHRIST!!!!” 🤣😂🤣

KiraKurotsuchi

You’ll probably regret that request, LMAO.

okami-zero

I love how *proud* Maeve is, and the contrast of Adira's absolutely shocked horror. XD

Anonymous1988

Maeve: "The soup turned out great, too, though!" The Soup: "My entire existence has been nothing but suffering. End my pain, I beg of you..."

KiraKurotsuchi

Only time I saw something like that was when Arnold Schwarzenegger blended pizza (among other things) together as his quick breakfast before work in ‘End Of Days’, lol.

Chalupacabra

I mean technically speaking that couldn't be a _glass_ bowl, so it may not be as far as initial visual impressions may seem, could be a pita bowl, or some hard crusted bread

feralcat52

"Um..., Maeve, sweetie.... If it...um... has to be served in a bowl, it's... well, it's not pizza..."

Alex Fenn

It may kill me but ill try it bc shes just a lil muffin doing her best

RemyHindle

That would be funny to see what it actually is, if this does get colored lol

Halo Hybrid

She Tried Her Besht Damn it!!!! 😤

Bocu

Pizza soup?

T- Wolf

...Is the pizza in the room with us?

Just_anotherplayer

Oh man this turned out great, was not expecting my suggestion to get picked

Cirian

Hey now, pizza soup is delicious~

Aaron Peterson

"If it was even slightly edible, that 'd be one thing... but I'm not taking a bite of this Mystery Food X."

Lorventus

Dubious food....

Rook Prime

Cooking skill raised by 1. To -19.

Hunter_emerald07

XD Maeve if you want cooked pizza you sould ask Italian person XD lmao 🤣🤣

Foxington

I know a few people who "cook" like that

Cedric L.

No hawaiian in it so... HALF APPROVED

Grayson A Judd

Wait... is she saying she tried to make pizza? Or that it is her suggested alternative to whatever that was? Cause if its the former I am deeply concerned.

Michael Marcoccio

I’m going to make her an offer, she can’t refuse…

mike martin

looks like what i put my parents thru growing up.

wjd1206

Ahhh, children. More exuberance than patience (or experience for that matter). My daughter wasn't allowed near the kitchen until she was 19! Especially after a similar incident when she was 12. Of course, my daughter managed to destroy a large microwave... 🤨🤨🤨🥰🥰🥰

eddi_TBH

Either way. Time to order out.

weylyn1

Definitely smoke

weylyn1

Cooking is harder than it looks. I tried cooking powdered soup, followed the instructions to the letter, and the pasta was still hard, so I had to cook it some more.

Flex Appeal

General rule of thumb for most pasta is to cook for 7 minutes, depending on personal preferences.

albedoequals1

That's what I thought of immediately too

Ryan Kitchen

This just reminds me of Shion’s cooking in a certain slime anime

weylyn1

This was hard as rock even after the 10 minutes the packaging said.

Isenlyn

Funny, feels very much like Sweetie Belle took over for the cooking. ^^

JeKeBe

Positive reinforcement when learning to cook is important, but so is avoiding food poisoning. Or... whatever that helldish would inflict.

Wighar Stamfaste

or is it green (poison) or purple (poison+corruption)

Rook Prime

I think if you poured that on one of the Masks, they would die.

Metally Sane

My cooking when instructions aren't clear enough be like:

MattFlame

. . . why is there a bone in it? HOW is there a bone in it?? :'v "Please dont come to the castle. I've made an absolute dog shit cake. Really fucked it up. Yours truly - Peach"

Bogobi

Reminds me of that viral "pizza pot pie." Italian dude, idgaf if you approve, I'll take 3. And i got that lactase persistence gene working for me, so bring on the cheese 🧀!

Ethan Fisher

If you drink it all you get the how did we get here achievement

KaiserDunk

Did she even pay attention to her cooking lessons and follow the recipe?

Travis9x

I freakin' love the expression on Adira's face 😹😹😹

Argonwolf

Adira looks like a Boondocks character here. Are you proud of what you've wrought, Maeve?

J. Martin Laursen

The only recipe Maeve follows, is a recipe for disaster.

Muddypaws

Everyone off screen is chanting Chug! Chug! Chug!

Keith S.

I mean...it can't be any worse than Luffy's cooking. I'd much rather eat her food than his e.e

Estragon

The bone is a nice touch

Hogan

... and this is where mom realized she was in over her head XD

Kurtis Ryan

Get the cross. No, the Big one.