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The Last Ride (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-15 01:07:57
Edited:
2026-09-15 02:32:35
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2026-09
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More tales from the Modern AU: Kei and Van on a theme park date. She gleefully picks the largest roller coaster while Kei looks in utter horror, suggested by Abstract Indigo!

More Park Activities: King Roberto Water Park | Summer Festival | Coaster

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Jason

do it for her

RemyHindle

It's like that one SpongeBob episode, they may get their spinal cords rearranged lol :)

ArtAnimationFan

As someone too tall to fit comfortably on a lot of rides, especially roller coasters, I’m with Kei.

Amelica

DON’T GO ON THE RIDE. Please, don’t go on the ride.

V1nc3nt

Only vanity is crazy enough to go on it. Also she looks great in a crop top!

AlaricLives87

Vanity would be a thrill-seeking, nightmare fetishist in any universe. This rollercoaster is the kid's ride for her

octave

This is like a custom roller coaster tycoon ride the kind that took someone from 10 to 0 on happiness if you could get them to ride it

1 week ago

Makes me wonder if they'll actually become a couple in the comic...

Brian Herold

Who else is picturing a throuple, with AU Kei dating both Adira and Vanity?

ocbrad1

Vanity would be a worthy last ride!

Abstract Indigo

Thanks Tom, really enjoyed how this came out and you perfectly nailed the tone again. The sign in particular is hilarious, and the exaggerated (uh, hopefully) description is far funnier than the version I had in my head when writing the prompt. Really appreciate the expressions as well, especially Van's gremlin tease! And I'd ride it. Just saying. Thanks again!

Golden Gears

Man, Kei just gets all the women doesn't he? He's basically the human version of Sythe. Which gives me an idea! A sketch with human Syrhe and Kei side by side to compare similarities!

Michael Hunt

Why do I feel this is referencing Transcendental Cha-cha?

Coastal van

You dont want her pass the controller

Max Florschutz

So are her eyes actually that color? Or does she just leave her work contacts in?

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Now I want to see them using the Masks to switch identities just to mess with him. Or pulling the old "Which is the real one" schtick. Which could get rather interesting when they get to the bedroom ;)

Brian Herold

Now, I'm picturing a series of pictures depicting dates with both of them at the same time, except Vanity takes a different appearance each time, with only her red eyes and bow giving away her identity.

Golden_Pawz

I would definitely go with Vanity. She's so gorgeous.

vanityshusband

Vanity looks awesome here!! poor Keiren 😭

vanityshusband

absolute peak, i will be voting for this to get colored! :3

CoyoteTangoStudios

Vanity is gonna be collecting faces off the rollercoaster.

Cliff Warden

She seems a little too duplicitous/malicious. I don't think she's going to be anything more than a side antagonist. I could be wrong.

Oortbox

This is their version of flirting, isnt it?

SCD

Keiren: No, I just don't want to die! Vanity: Too bad, we're going on the ride. Keiren: Help me lord!

Halo Hybrid

Vanity the Temptress 😭

Xac

Time to be 'that guy'... sigh its "existence"

J. N. Squire

Vanity ripping his shirt sleeve is a little worrying 😰

1 week ago

Very well possible, but who knows

The boss

52 heart attacks coming soon 🤣

Kyle

It's her 8th time on the ride this month

eddi_TBH

Yep. She not acting when she plays Vanity. She really is nuts.

eddi_TBH

Has seen 9 future deaths.

eddi_TBH

One use re-life insurance available for an extra fee.

eddi_TBH

She doesn't trim her claws often enough.

eddi_TBH

It is certainly hers.

wjd1206

I knew girls like that! The guys didn't know how to handle the stress! That's why the girls took so long to find mates! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

Kyle

Is just doing as fate showed her

Mikhael B

Look i will ride with Vanity through everything except : Mr. Bones’s Wild Tide Tho I appreciate her companionship, an eternity feels too long…

Timothy Mole

let's do it but let me get a spacesuit first!

Abstract Indigo

Kei's not complaining! I mean, it might be because he's lost the power of speech at this point, but still, not complaining!

coredumperror

LOL, so in the Modern AU, Vanity is equally nuts, just *probably* less malicious. Probably.

coredumperror

She literally trapped Adira in a magical mask that turned Kei into a copy of her... I think that's going to preclude any possibility of romance between those two.

coredumperror

Actually, this is Modern AU (like with Gamer Kat), rather than Backstage AU (where we see the actors playing the characters in the canon story).

Isenlyn

As long as it's with her, I'll take the risk. ^^

Drazgon (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-17 23:00 Shirts are probably consumables for Key at this rate. With their own line item
2026-09-15 09:05 Shirts are probably consumables when dating a keidran. Or a dragon. With their own line item

Shirts are probably consumables when dating a keidran. Or a dragon. With their own line item

Abstract Indigo

Modern AU is scientifically proven to reduce evil by up to 99.999%!

Abstract Indigo

20 or so of them are Laura after she got a really good discount on her insurance policy.

Earendil

I'm a roller coaster enthusiast. But I'll pass on this one.

Abstract Indigo

For what it's worth, I do have a sequel idea sitting in my queue! We'll see what other people submit and what Tom draws I guess!

Abstract Indigo

Natani literally tried to murder Keith when they first met. Flora also threatened to kill Trace within a few comic pages (unintentionally speaking in human). It's not TwoKinds courtship without violence and crime in the mix! I think someone needs to sit them all down at some point and explain how this stuff is supposed to work!

BXSinclair

I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

The boss

Hahaha, that's something she would do xD

Mark Haynes

I think the warning sign is missing some things... This ride may cause: Crying Screaming Projectile vomiting Amnesia Spine loss Embarrassing accidents Uncontrollable gas Explosive diarrhea

1 week ago

@Abstract. That is also something I also had in mind. This is Twokinds after all.

Thomas Shaftoe

Draw Diamond and Puzzle from artist Kadath meeting Flora and Kathrin please Tom.

Oswald

This is both cute and edgy, I love it

feralcat52

I've never met a roller coaster I wouldn't ride... I'd probably ride this one too, after making sure I had my affairs in order. Congrats, Abstract Indigo! (Cool name, BTW)

Anonymous1988

Keiren: "So, this is how I die... At least I won't be alone." Ride Attendant: "Sorry, ma'am, but you're below the minimum height requirement; please wait in the designated area." Keiren: "...Well, fu--"

Muninn_Crow

Vanity could see her own death and not even recognize it. So even with spoilers, she'll still be surprised!

Fortress120

Shortly after, the number of heart attacks rose to 52.

eddi_TBH

Remember this is the actress who plays Vanity. All her masks are just CGI effects. That doesn't mean she's not on the crazy side anyway.

Muninn_Crow

Well aware. Its the modern AU.

Feyascia

Method acting, or is she just like that?

KaiserDunk

Just watch, she’s the one who has to have her paws pried off the safety bar afterwards.

LifeWulf

If she goes on with me I’m game

Wolfy Wolf

Moments before cooked

Snowy Haze

Best vixen, well her and Laura.

Sunshades25

Sounds like Six Flags Rollercoaster!