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Breezy Beach (Patreon)

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2026-09-21 16:00:25
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2026-09
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Laura trying to wrangle a large beach umbrella, suggested by Ironbark Jim!

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1 week ago

This is something I'd totally expect from Laura! 😆

J. N. Squire

Sand skiing and Marry Poppinsing? Nice!

Fortress120

It’s not just that I’m worried; I also want to know how far she’ll go.

wjd1206

But she's over water! Why would she need re-life coverage? Can't she swim? 😉😉😉🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RemyHindle

She's Mary poppins y'all! :)

T- Wolf

Funny and adorable as always. Though I got to wonder how many people even know what speed dial is anymore? I can only assume it worked like contacts do on smart phones.

Rook Prime

Pretty similar, though more annoying to set up and you had to remember which speed dial went to which number.

Rook Prime

I can't even IMAGINE what her Re-Life Insurance premiums are at this point...

REDemon14

Impromptu Mary Poppins

Vk102_Artworks

Man, imagine how high must her insurance premiums be

Bell Keiser

You would enter a speed dial number in your contact info for that person, then when you want to call them, you only have to dial one number. As far as smartphones go, it'd be similar to Favorites.

Anonymous1988

Random Child: "Mommy, Mommy! I just saw a flying fox!" Mother: "That's nice, dear." Child: "And she was really cute!" Mother: "...Is this going to happen at every beach we go to?"

MrWho

Okay, that's a lil bit hardcore kitesurfing. O.o

Wyatt Banfield

*explosion* "....WOOF..." (I really hope someone gets my reference so I don't sound insane or something)

octave

Kedrians in the sky i can fly twice as high Take a look In a book Flying laura

Bebere

I love how unmoved Kathrin and Willow are at Laura's deaths that they just call the insurance and are done with it ^^

Aurora Astralis

Wow her Insurance Premiums are going to go through the roof... Literally!

Michael Marcoccio

I’ll catch her. I won’t release her, but I’ll catch her.

Mika Kyubi

Someone has an insane relife cost, as Laura racks up frequent flyer miles on them.

SCD

She'll have the same fate like Shary Bobbins, she'll get sucked into the engine of a passing airplane.

okami-zero

Depends on how high she gets... and if she stays over the water. XD

wjd1206

Nice reference! How many remember that scene?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Halo Hybrid

Brace for your life Laura!!!! 😭

wjd1206

And how stubborn she is!😉😉😉

RemyHindle

Thank you and hopefully, quite a few got it lol

Bingo Goat

Re-Life must absolutely hate Laura, she costs them so much

Bingo Goat

that meme of the beach umbrellas tumbling along. "Run."

Oswald

She's Laura poppins now

mustangdrew4

Resurrection life insurance. Long running joke.

Ironbark Jim

Well if she lands in the water she should be fine otherwise that’s going to hurt.

Your name

Or how high she gets. Get too high, water becomes concrete

wjd1206

Yeah, that's what I mean about stubborn. Just let go before you get to a critical point!

John Mooney

I would love to see this in color!

eddi_TBH

Somebody throw her a line!

Earendil

I guess the crabby crab got blown away, too.

Metally Sane

If only I hadn't been asleep and then at work. I probably would've beaten you to it 😅

Aaron Peterson

Good thing Nora wasn't involved. That would probably result in her flying through the air in just her fur.

Trigfur

Their re-life agent is going to retire early.

Lounna

what is speed dial ?

Mark Linafelter

Since the month of November is well known for being rather blustery, I wonder if dear Laura prefers to stay indoors for most of the time? Just imagine she's outside raking up the leaves and a strong gust blows the leaves and her around? How much time would her friends spend keeping grounded?