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Another Baby (Patreon)

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2018-05-16 17:36:42
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Adelaide considers embiggening her family, suggested by BluePhantom90!

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Wolf guy

You must color this. It’s hilarious.

LupusK

I lost my shit at "Ade-laid."

Thunderclap421

Wat! I thought men would be lining up to have a child with the King!......At least I'd volunteer. :P

RobertC

"You puny males are sentenced to death by Snu Snu!"

iitzEnzo

I guess this means whomever was the father of Maddie told people how Adelaide can be in the bedroom. No one wants any of that 😂

Dimensional

Does it have to be a Basitin? Why not a Keidran, or a dragon? Seriously makes me think of a joke about the Last man on earth being the last Male on earth, and yet every woman would prefer being lesbian than date him.

gechi

yes it's a must have

Norvin Fisk

The newspaper is priceless.

gechi

that's the way to go

Wolf guy

Wait... Are all the males in entire island gone!?

DarthKeidran

Adelaide: Perhaps now is the time to rejoin the island’s people’s. After all. The great Bi-Directional Migration did happen when it was only men in charge of both sides. A 3 Day Journey Later… Western Queen: Yes. Let us rejoin forces in the quest to find mates. Adelaide: What should we rename our nation until we retrieve our men? Both:… The Amazons! Western Queen: So where should we start our search? Adelaide: I know that my daughter has left towards a town called Edinmire. It’s the nearest port to here. 4 days of sailing later: Lt. Peeping T.: Uh! Mr Western King? Western King: Yes Son? Lt. Peeping T.: there are two big Basitin women on the bow of that ship that’s only about 50 meters away! Western King: What’s the problem? Lt. Peeping T.: One of them is My King!!! Western King: EVERYBODY SET FULL SAILS!!! THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND US!!! 1 Glorious Naval Chase Scene Later: Adelaide and Western Queen: Got Ya! All the males (thinking): Save Me! Don’t Pick Me Adelaide! Adelaide: Is that you Chuck? Chuck Norris (Basitinized): Drat! Yes Alfair, it’s me. Adelaide: Maddy left the nest you know. I want another child before it’s too late. Chuck: But, I was in the hospital for weeks as my SHATTERED, Mind you, Pelvis Healed! Adelaide: Too Bad. Chuck: 😭 Western Queen: Also, Honey, we’ve decided to join the nation again. Elections are scheduled a few days after we get home. The males: *Panic Ensues*

iitzEnzo

It’s known around the world that cross breeds are impossible (outside of Trace and Flora) and not many know that Trace is the father of Floras child. So most assume it would be pointless to mate with a Keidran, Human or Dragon. Although these sketches are not canon so maybe.

DarthKeidran

So, You volunteer to have your manhood snapped in half by Adelaide’s Musculinity during the act? 🎶Oh Thunderclap, the pipes the pipes are calling...🎵

DarthKeidran

#BasitinizedChuckNorris Is Only Survivor of Mating with Adelaide.

DarthKeidran

Lt. Peeping T. Is the Basitin at the far right of Western Attire 2.

Thunderclap421

I don't believe it'll snap. I don't think the king is that cruel. She WAS bred before so..

Kuroko

I volunteer as tribute!

Anonymous

COWARDS! I thought basitins were tough, but when their king wants a new child they're all hiding, a bunch of cowards. King Adelaide, I would be happy to volunteer.

DarthKeidran

I guess my question is: “who is Maddie‘s father and why does it seem like he is dead?” Perhaps Lynn is Maddie‘s father, emasculated by the act of conceiving her.

Fennex (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 >ade-laid
2018-05-16 18:33 >ade-laid

>ade-laid

Dimensional

But everybody knows dragon's can make anything happen. they don't care about what species you are, they'll make it happen. And as it so happens, there is a sleeping ancient dragon on the island.

Ryan Reaper

“Ade-Laid” Oh my god XD hahaha

Panther

Then comes the mass hysteria XD

Panther

It's not because some basitins are cut of it to stop some biological needs when they're traveling out of the islands ?

Panther

As a lord cattenis (even a prince and practically crowned king) , i would be happy to help you , queen Adelaide . But i'm already married and faithful , sorry X_X ............... OH WAIT , i know *pushes Zen into Adelaide's arms* He owes you one since you've spared his sister XD

Hello

Good thing. Otherwise their pelvises would have been broken beyond repair.

Hello

Well, one must not forget the nine-month wait between volunteers...

Panther (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 All basitin males being afraid of Adelaide ? Why this ? I've thought a long time about it ; and honestly , i don't understand why ........................ <a href="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&amp;token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&amp;token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D</a> XD
2018-05-16 19:21 All basitin males being afraid of Adelaide ? Why this ? I've thought a long time about it ; and honestly , i don't understand why ........................ <a href="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D</a> XD

All basitin males being afraid of Adelaide ? Why this ? I've thought a long time about it ; and honestly , i don't understand why ........................ <a href="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D</a> XD

Gray Scribe

The strongest Basitin gets to be King. Considering one of the Basitin Generals had knives bouncing off his skin she has to be extremely strong. I guess you could compare it to 'death by snu snu'.

Panther

Or death by snug snug ^_^"

The Sexy Beast

Surely they didn't empty out the prisons when they all fled, did they? I could think of less pleasurable ways to go... 😏

AstroChaos

Well, it's a tough job but I have faith that I can rise to the challenge, if needed.

Rejected

‘Death by snu-snu!’ XD Best death ever

MoppyPuppy

Wow, the world of TwoKinds in a nutshell, everyone scared to death of sex.

Timmainsson

I am willing to risk death for "Adelaide and country" ( it takes a fox to take on a Basitin) hee hee

Frodo

hah. it made me laugh XD

FurrySunny

Adelaide is the King. Would her male partner be a princess? Also a lot of people here know Futurama.

FurrySunny

They are not afraid of Sex, they're just horrified of Adelaide.

Dennis Babb

There are worse ways to go out, come on guys... take one for the queen... I mean team...

FurrySunny

I red you comment and imagined Adelaide as a belly Dancer. . .😕Im realy confused right now of that imaginary picture.😯

BobMcBurger

It’s certain doom for Adelaide to take a male they will get a forever broken pelvis

BobMcBurger

I know Futurama but is this a reference in your comment?

John (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 Why did I think Maddie was adopted?
2018-05-16 21:08

BluePhantom90

lol I just can't wait to get part 2 and 3. I believe you all would have a good laugh.

Tomtom

King Addie, the solution is simple: just adopt Natani and Zen in an alternate timeline where they never became assassins.

FurrySunny

There is the talk about snu snu in some of the comments above. Had better separated the first two from the last sentence.

Ex_04LLZ

If theirs a continuation its probably going to be about that one male who slept in and is wondering why all the males are gone, and all the females giving him surprised looks.

Ex_04LLZ

I'm guessing even nora booked it off the island when she heard the news.

DresdenQ

ade-laid is good, well done

noxamillion

"All males gone!" Good. Less competition for me.

Kirien Fost

I guess not many are all too keen on the thought of dying from SnuSnu. Still, that amazes me how little daring males on the island. They're practically extinct!

MrWho

Moment...who is maddies father at all? Or did he not survive the "fun". XD

DarthKeidran

Good luck surviving the mating ritual. Specifically, should you do the deed with the most muscular Basitin in history.

DarthKeidran

Nah. Nora was just tempted to play with people’s genders, but decided it wasn’t worth it because none of them were harming each other, or Adelaide.

Mattgames4110

Ok lol that is funny when all males are gone even the Western males are gone.

DarthKeidran

Because Adelaide is the most beastly of all the Basitins and they’re scared of 2 things: A. Nasally Bleeding out when seeing her Rock Hard Abs and Bountiful Womanliness with no clothing on. B. Losing their Manhood to the raw strength that she undoubtedly possesses throughout her entire body.

Darkwolf

I'm dying over here this has me laughing so hard

DarthKeidran (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 I had to luck up “Snu Snu” on the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu%20snu&amp;amp=true" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a> to figure out what you all meant. 🤦‍♂️!!! Of Course Futurama would come up with such a painfully pleasurable way to die.
2018-05-16 22:34 I had to luck up “Snu Snu” on the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu%20snu&amp=true" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a> to figure out what you all meant. 🤦‍♂️!!! Of Course Futurama would come up with such a painfully pleasurable way to die.

I had to luck up “Snu Snu” on the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu%20snu&amp=true" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a> to figure out what you all meant. 🤦‍♂️!!! Of Course Futurama would come up with such a painfully pleasurable way to die.

DarthKeidran

<b>FurSuna</b> is right. They’re not affraid of coital acts. They are scared of what will happen to them if they engage in it with Adelaide.

DarthKeidran

Next sketch. That scene from the King Kong with Jack Black where the girl (I’m bad remembering names) is being offered up as sacrifice, But Adelaide is King Kong, And a Basitinized Thunderclap is the offering.

Thunderclap421

I'd love that, a Basitinized Thunder xD

noxamillion

Hey, if she likes it rough then fine by me. It means I will not hold back.

Shadowkey392

But that only solves it for that alternate timeline, not this one!

Shadowkey392

“All males gone”? More for me!

DarthKeidran

I did not realize that I accidentally made some “Futurama: Amazons in the Mood” references there. First: Adelaide and the other queen choosing “The Amazons” Second: Chuck and his “Crushed Pelvis”, AKA, the “Death By Snu-Snu” That people are mentioning. Did I make any more on accident?

FurrySunny

My Nickname and a pun with fursona? And so an easy one, too! Why didn't I Notice???

DarthKeidran

To amend what I said, unless you are Chuck Norris or Arnold Schwarzenegger, good luck surviving.

DarthKeidran

She can still adopt them. After all. They’re still teenagers. X3

DarthKeidran

It’s funny. I don’t watch it, but somehow made two references in my story comment.

LifeWulf

Are you trying to reply to people? If so, it's not working properly, it just looks like you're talking to yourself for the last half hour.

LifeWulf

See, when I read "males missing" I took it to mean Adelaide had them all locked in the palace, unable to leave until one of them sired a new sibling for Maddie. Didn't even cross my mind they all fled in a panic. Not sure what that says about me.

Luckysniper2424

And that kids is when the western side of the island was suddenly more populated

Luckysniper2424

But on that point it only says Keidran, Humans, and Dragons can’t mate not basitin there is nothing said about that

Luckysniper2424

“Its not priceless it probably cost 5 cents” I said sarcastically

DarthKeidran

Most, yes, replying. My comment about the two accidental references, that was replying to myself. The problem is that Patreon doesn’t have nested comments.

DarthKeidran

Yes… I guess. What do you mean exactly? I is confused.

Luckysniper2424

Teenagers on a Mission and if I knew teenagers they’re stubborn take it from me I am one

Adamas

#BasitianizedSegataSanshiro

noxamillion

I'll do me and you'll do you. Living without taking risks is not a worthwhile life.

Hashtag

Death by Snu-Snu!

DanthePaniniMan

Just look in the very bottom left corner of the newspaper. That's all I'm gonna say

The Furry Centinel

I think the best past of all was where it says: "Adelaide preparing to get ade-laid?" jajjajajajaja

HandsomeKrazyGamer

I saw a ship left a minute ago maybe that where the males

Thisguy

That did not occur to me, but it makes so much sense.

Glenn Sellers

But, you're not supposed to refuse your king when she makes a request. Right?

pierules4000

I can't think of anything pirate-like to say, but this is funny and amazing nonetheless.

SilverKnights

You ask me i think she kidnapped them.

SCD

All the male Basitins went on to create a group called NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood/Numb Old Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians).

Baxter Heal

You can't refuse if she can't make the request. And she can't make the request if she can't find you.

jay maechtlen

odd, I don't see the downside for the guy...

Rj

-travels to the island- finally a vacation here -every basitn male takes my boat- REALLY -sees Adelaide- NOPE -swims after my boat- GET OFF MY BOAT!"

Rj

Getting crushed by her body

Panther

Think about it , Adelaide : do you want another pest as Maddie ? ^_^"

DarthLeonite

Aww. Poor Adelaide. Simultaneously rejected by every male Basitin on the entirety of the island. I feel your pain, King

DarthLeonite

I cheer for you, sir. If I was a guy, I’d take an interest myself

Callie Flores-Tam (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 I feel like there's a futurama reference that needs to be made... "Death by snoo-snoo!" is the consequence of helping the King with her ordeal
2018-05-17 05:41

Cass. Wyvern (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 Maddie's father is nowhere to be seen after all &gt;_&gt;
2018-05-17 06:41 Maddie's father is nowhere to be seen after all >_>

Maddie's father is nowhere to be seen after all >_>

TheShadow

Why is that a bad thing, Im down. Hook me up princess I got time.

Markvincible

Hey as long as you get to be on top I’m sure you’ll be fine

Carlysle Brown

Prepare yourselves! Pervert comments incoming!

Reseen Dalls

Cowards! You're supposed to be fierce soldiers! Okay the basitin females' natural "aggressivity" mixed with her build must be something physically... challenging... but come on!

Glenn Sellers

LOL. That was going to be the second part of my comment. I'm glad to see someone thinks like I do.

Patrick Jackson

I thought you Basitins were supposed to be brave!

Kaija

Oh my god!! She even tamed Chuck Norris :'D

Kaija

I would also be gladly wolunteer.... But... She seems quite energic and impossible to exhaust, so I fear for my life. In other hand, it would be a great death ! A true warrior death 8D

Kaija

Madelaine Dad: *In his dying breath* Kiddo! Go say... To your commrade... That... *kof kof*... That King Adelaid is impossible to exhaust... If one day she want another kids... Run... Run far away you all!

Rj

-teleports Eric there- you deserve this

Llethander

"Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?" I lost it.

mrpane

Nope, mating clamp with legs break spine.

mrpane

Nobody snuggles with Adelaide, you strap yourself in and feel the G's

FirstOfThFallen

First, props for the Kamala Khan reference in the description; second, this does make one wonder about Maddie's dad. FWB, failed romance, dead?

Kaija

If he was the father, we would have know it... Because is death was quite violent, so King Adelaid and Madelaine would have said something about it!

Kaija

Volunteer, not suicidal XD

Anonymous

EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

DNMZ

Either she locked all the males in a room with the intention of sleeping with all of them in some massive orgy, or they all ran because they knew she'd snap the lucky guy in half

Panther

With females and males going together only to breed ............ I doubt there is really love between genders or males for their childs X_X

DarthKeidran

It would be the second unless she didn’t want the father to know that he’s the father.

Heidi

Don't think he would either way. Amnesia is imminent even if she's gentle.

Jordan Dean Ezekude

This looks like the exact opposite of GNFOS, which almost catharsis for the titular protagonists' acts of gendercide.

Sons of Lorgar

Crushed? I doubt king Adelaide would drop her self control like that, she's the King after all, not a female bond villain... ;)

Panther

So , it's very possible Adelaide and Madelyn aren't very sad about the death of general in arms (if he was the father)

DarthKeidran

It’s a Futurama Reference (I didn’t get till I looked it up) that essentially means “Death by getting your pelvis endlessly crushed by a long line of Amazons in heat .” #Censored

DarthKeidran

<b>Foxy The Pirate</b>: Arrg! Ye be scarin’ off ye crew King Ad’Laide. King Adelaide: Do you know if foxes can breed with Basitin? Foxy The Pirate: I beg yur pardon missus, but we foxes be not able to give ye children. King Adelaide: Too bad, I think a Fox Basitin would be cute. Foxy The Pirate: Perhaps ye should join me crew fer a while. Then ye can plunder some Booty after we catch up to ye mutinous crew. King Adelaide: Ok. When do we go? Foxy The Pirate: After ye put on yur uniform missus, we be setting sail. King Adelaide: *puts on Pirate Queen outfit (Suitable for One Piece)* But I can’t see out of this eye with this on, and they’ll all get nosebleeds if they see me in this. Foxy The Pirate: Aye King Pirate Queen Adelaide! The idea be to strike fear in the heart of ye crew, and to be placing them at the disadvantage. Now, Give me ye Pirate growl! King Adelaide: AARRrrr. Foxy The Pirate: Ye growl could use some practice missus. Nothing some time at sea trackin’ down ye scurvy dogs couldn’t help. How about ye Pirate scowl? King Adelaide: *makes the same face as in “Adelaide Takes the Crown”* Foxy The Pirate: *Runs and Hides behind a Cannon* Please Missus, Don’t cause me harm! I be just a lowly Pirate. Wait?! Er, Missus, perhaps ye might hold off on ye Pirate scowl when we find ye scaliwags, lest we scare them into jumping ship.

DarthKeidran

And, last I’ve heard, there are Muscles down there as well, like, ones that in Adelaide’s case, are likely to debilitatingly crush an unwitting victims manhood.

DarthKeidran

Most of them have already come and gone in the form of Futurama references.

Tael

... Does this make Carver the only male left on the island?

Caleb Rosa

Better yet this looks like the exact opposite of LISA, a world of only men, most of which want to get laid by the last woman in the world.

pierules4000

Ye be the greatest at tellin' tales! I be delighted ye took yer time ta comment on me post, ye be amazing!

pierules4000

I believe ye meant this: "I'll do me, and you'll do you, and we won't do each other. Probably." (quoted from Markiplier)

Steve Gloria

I would ask why they're all afraid then I remembered she can collapse a building with her bare paws.

DarthKeidran

Yes. Yes it does, because the Basitin males don’t care to save the lives of “Keidran Vermin”. Oh, wait, it’s the templar that say that.

DarthKeidran

In non-canon sketches, once. In the official canon, never.

DarthKeidran

Arr! Ye be very welcome Cap’n Foxy. Oh I be a humble storyteller to think o’ what’d happen. (Name That Reference! (Hint, it’s from an animated Disney movie.))

Rj

You'll need this -gives LOTS AND LOTS of armor-

pierules4000

Arrgh! Ye got me on that one lad! I can't seem ta recall where I heard it from.

Jackrabbit

Why male Basitins so afraid about her? She seems so kind! (That made me curious what happened to Adelaide's husband...)

Panther

She's always putting her nose everywhere ^_^

Xavier

Death By Snu Snu

Kend

“Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?!”

No_Name

I think I missed the joke and reference here. Can someone care to explain? Thanks!

Vyserage

O.o but why would htey run? I'd say with the artwork we've seen of Adelaide the broken bones and internal hemoraging would be well worht it.

Vyserage

NO no you are not

Daud

Well, she is enormous. And she does spend her spare time drinking tea and lifting peoples houses.

Argonwolf

@Murader Late reply, but in the non-canon sketches King Adelaide goes from being unusually strong to basically the Hulk. She's often seen throwing dragons and houses around and whatnot.

Argonwolf

I don't think her physics-defying strength is canon either, not by virtue of evidence anyway.