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Keith tries his hand at massage. Suggested by EightofSpades!

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Dakota

Careful where that hand roams!

masterofastra

To quote Finding Nemo: "He touched the butt"

Constantine

God those two are adorable together

Daniel Benko

Cute, I know that it's indeed very alright, ain't fooling anybody 😘

Ordithus

The wag and blush mean nothing! - Natani, probably.

Wolfie Hc

Love keith and natani. <3

John W. Vinson

"If my hand were to slip a little farther/Would you think it amiss of me?/Oh, no Keith, no Keith, no!"

DiDiDi-X

I love Natani's little blep.

noxamillion

It ain't Kat but Keith will do.

SCD

Keith: And now I’ll give you the traditional Bastion massage. (Starts stomping on her back with his feet.) Natani: YAP!

Tiger

Betrayed by the tail again 😂

Shadow

That tongue again...she must really enjoy it.

csstats

The base of the tail always gets them, lol.

Leonard Browntail

🎶I'm in love with your body OwO OwO OwO OwO🎶 - Keith Sheeran

metalman20

awwwwww looks like someone's happy!!!

Spartan277

Wow..i'm surprised with the rack Nat has, she's able to lay on her stomach and still enjoy the massage. (Busty Girl problems.)

Anonymous

Dat booty. Sorry, but had to be said.

Ebin Shumate

Ah, I see you are a man/woman (I’m not going to assume) of culture as well...

[NoMiddleInitial]

It's funny, the NatanixKeith relationship. Not making anything "official." They be like, "Yeah, we care about each other, we take care of each other, we talk about anything, we got each others backs in combat, we seen each other naked, we sleep together (no pun intended), we sleep together naked, we sleep together(pun intended), but I wouldn't say we're a couple."

[NoMiddleInitial]

Keith-"What do you mean Keith will do?!" Natani-"Uh-uh Nothing!"

Keith Keiser

Just don't start kicking your leg, I don't want the massage table knocked over

Foxhole

Wow Joseph what a sweet talker, how can the ladies possibly resist you.

Wilford B. Wolf

Too much more, and Natani will be a wolf-puddle

Aurum Lupus

I love these two. They're the best characters in the comic. Also Natani is H-O-T! And I had a feeling that Natani was about to get a message, I just didn't know who would message them. Also this pic is adorable.

Torbjörn Larsson

A tall tell-tale tail, at the moment. Keith knows how to get the better of Nat. Between that and Keith's katana, makes me wonder how the pups will turn out.

Spartan277

Your lack of attraction is not offensive to me, I wouldn't try and attract anything as nasty, venomous or full of crap as yourself.

Mike

Natani, your face looks like a panini. Must be nice.

Foxhole

I mean, that's fair, but pretty rich coming from a guy who looks like a knockoff boris johnson

Foxhole

I'm gay and he's homophobic dude who sexually harasses women and makes threats against public figures. I know you're just making a joke but that's a bit of a yikes, buddy

The Last Milkman

Please Tom, I can't get much more gay, you'll break me with these boys one day.

Kaija

"We're not a couple, Basitin are never in Couple, we are... COMRAD!! *UBSSK (Union of Basitin Sovietic Socialist Kingdom) anthem playing in the distance*"

dingodial

let me guess.... Keith found Natani's 'tickle spot'

Ed Corulli aka DragonAmongUs

Puddle? Poodle? Next time she needs her winter coat trimmed maybe. (As long as only Keith gets to see it.)

Adamas

And now I'm picturing a Keidran version of Shakira singing "Tails don't lie" over the radio.

RandomTonio

Laura did it with Keith, so Keith wants to try it

Remmus

Don't wanna stand behind that pup, might get cut by a wagging katana tail *chuckles*

Mike

Oh, i've been mening to ask you. What's going on between you n keith? You two Are speding a lot (A LOT) of time together.

Panther

Natani : "- Mrrrowww"

DarthKeidran

Keith: *Starts scratching the area around the base of Natani’s tail* Natani: *Wagging intensifies* <“What are you doing?!”> Keith: <“Something you like apparently. You feel tense down there… plus, I’ve seen humans do this with tamed wolves and wanted to know what a wild one would do.”> Natani: *Blushing intensifies as Keith keeps scratching* <“Hey! Like I said, it’s okay. ❤️ I’m not an animal, so this isn’t the same reaction. 💕 Now scratch more! It feels so good!”> Keith: <“I love you, you know that?”> Natani: <“I love you mo… hey! Don’t sto…”> Keith: *Interrupts Natani with a kiss.* Natani: <“mph… 💖”> Sorry, my mind started to run amok there.

metalman20

can i just say as a side note that the book of life was an amazing movie.

DarthKeidran

Woah woah woah! Everyone calm down. I’m going to attempt to play moderator here and say: <b>@Joshua Stewart</b> Really man? While it does come across as a bit facetious, for all we know, <i>@Hilda Leyes</i> could have been legitimately complimenting you. No need to get offensive in a reply over something that when read for what it is, is not offensive at all. I can understand how the comment came off as having the intent to cause offense, but if we don't take offense and don't reply with further malicious intent, things won't progress as they have. Also, as a person who is center, leaning right, politically, I understand where you're coming from in several of your comments. But I do ask once again that you please refrain from argument and fighting in the comments, and I ask that specifically because I can hope and imagine that you're more civil when trying to convey your stances when face to face. I just want us all to be more civil here.

DarthKeidran

<b>@Hilda Leyes</b> <i>@AetherSprite224</i> probably didn’t know that detail about you. Heck! I didn’t even know that about you, and mainly because: A. I don't check people's profiles to see if they say what sex/gender or orientation they are unless I'm given sufficient doubt. B. Even if he's seen the previous "Comment threads" involving the two of you, I don't recall a specific indication that you are gay, just that you support the LGBTQ community. (No offense intended here, but I'm still unsure at this point whether you are a gay male, lesbian female, or transgender. And you don't have to explain if you don't want.) As for <i>@Joshua Stewart</i>, he may be acting homophobic, but that can change, I once was very much the same and the one thing that led me to stop sounding/acting homophobic was <b>Positive</b> interactions with members of the LGBTQ community, namely where I worked. People who kindly asked me to use the proper pronouns rather than correcting me, those who didn't get vocally offended at my personal ideologies, and overall, individuals who would just sit down and have a constructive conversation with me, all led me to choose to language that is far less offensive to people on both sides of the political divide.

DarthKeidran

<b>@AetherSprite224</b> These two have been involved in some colorful "Comment threads" before. All I am going to say, is don't correct another's choice of pronouns, whether you are correcting to "She" or "He", it doesn't matter. It gets ugly real fast.

DarthKeidran

I agree. I'm honestly surprised that this moment with the candlemaker didn't become a widely used meme.

DarthKeidran

<b>@Gabriel Martinez</b> You have nailed every point you possibly could have. Now I wouldn't say they have "Slept together" as in made love to each other… yet… because I don't see enough evidence in comic proper to indicate they actually have, but in a society where pre-marital intercourse (granted, marriage basically means nothing to most people these days but an easy way to get more money during tax season or during divorce proceedings) gets the green light, it is a possibility.

DarthKeidran

What do you mean by "Only Keith"? Actually, I've got a suggestion where Nibs gets back at Sythe for using the hairdryer on her, and it results in the use of Nair, and Sythe looking like a mostly bald poodle because of it.

DarthKeidran

Lets see, A bit to the right, right under the ribs. Natani: *thump Thump THUMP KICK KICK KICK* Got It!

Grip

Just imagine how hard it would be to give her a tail massage.

Ivory Sai'ee

I think Natani just likes where Keith's hand is :p

UnawfulPlayz

He would probably get whiplashed in the face lul

zenoshikage

Reminds me of Anthrocon. They were doing massages.

Customaera

Now for Keith to get a massage - Careful Natani, if you touch Keith a certain way, his katana tail might poke an eye out as opposed to just wagging like yours is.

Foxhole

I was not complimenting him, I was perfectly nice to aether, and you are a coward

steelabjur

I'd say, from their interaction during their first night at the manor ("wanna touch them?"), that they haven't. I'd assume they haven't advanced their relationship that far during the meantime offscreen for obvious reasons.

Muddypaws

All canines love the butt scratch!

Aurum Lupus

Sure, call Keith and have him give me a message.

Aurum Lupus

Don't play "I Like Big Buts" near Natani, they'll rip your face off if you play it.

DarthKeidran

<b>@Hilda Leyes</b> I wasn’t saying you were, complimenting him, but rather that offense shouldn’t be taken at every little comment. I agree that you weren’t being rude or otherwise any degree of hostile to Aether. Lastly, I said that I’ve become more compliant with the linguistic demands of the LGBT community thanks to working closely with members of said community. If that is cowardice, then every individual who originally used “offending language and pronouns” and now tries not to cause offense, whether in support or not of the community is also a coward, and by that same definition, <i> you don’t know the power of my “brave side”</i>, nor do you want to see it, because I can “Ben Shapiro” the hell out of a conversation if I want to. I refrain (including from use of almost any pronouns except very specific scenarios with Natani in my comments) out of common decency and respect.

Adamas

So do the felines. Hmmm I wonder....

Adamas

Something just occurred to me...How's Zen reacting to this over their link? is he just a furry puddle in a corner somewhere?

Foxhole

Mikey if you're going to internet tough guy me don't compare yourself to a complete idiot who looks like he still gets beaten up for his lunch money. (Though you are nailing the disingenuity, so at least your impression is spot on)

Ambar

I was at Anthrocon and got a massage OwO

DarthKeidran

The point you don’t seem to get is that I don’t want to “Internet Tough Guy” anybody, but if you want me to, I’m more than capable of it. I only mentioned Shapiro because he’s probably about the most commonly known out of people who’s hobby is out-debating other people. Lastly, if I was being disingenuous (which by definition (Including Webster) is to be lacking of candor (which, in turn, means “unreserved, honest, or sincere expression” or alternately “freedom from prejudice or malice”) ), then I wouldn’t ever call out people on the “Natani is Female” half of camp for when they “correct” people or argue, and would only call out those in the “Natani is Male/Trans” half of the camp, which would be insincere to my “let’s stop fighting and get along” stance regarding the comment section. It is a fact that I am willing to take time this weekend to document and prove, that more people on the “Nat-man/trans” half start the arguments and fights, which would be the reason the “Nat-girl” half gets chewed out by me to a lesser extent on average. So making the blatantly false claim that I’m disingenuous is just that, false.

DarthKeidran

Also, unless you called me Mikey just to call me that, I see you did what few individuals do, and actually checked out one of my profiles, so I commend you for that. 👍

Spartan277

Never was homophobic. Not in the slightest. I'd give my life to protect any and all of my friends, of which many are gay.I just don't think they deserve any special treatment because of their preference in Bed. I on;y give public figures a stern warning when they try and threaten the freedoms of the people hey are suppose to protect. You act like a tyrant, you will go down as a tyrant. Of course, it is rich that you seem to think threatening people is bad. being that All you did at first was make nasty comments, anti straight comments and threats towards others for no reason. You're not important, you're very forgettable, And your vicious comments about others on line will be your down fall if you ever actually do make it into having a job that matters.

DarthKeidran

Some valid points, some quite brutal ones also. And I’m the same as you 100% regarding “I'd give my life to protect any and all my friends, of which many are gay.” Hell, despite that some might not deserve it, I’d give my life protecting the LGBTQ inmates (who are usually gang targets thanks to the majority of them being sex offenders (a sad statistic if you ask me because that isn’t a very good/accurate representation of that group as a whole)) in the unit I watch over.

Foxhole

You know you're account is public, right Joseph? Everyone can read everything you've written? I don't know if you're stupid or you just think everyone else is, but I thought I'd let you know. (Also you have no gay friends and you can't fuck your gun, fyi)