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Tuna (Patreon)

Published:
2019-10-11 16:00:03
Imported:
2026-06
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Keith makes the mistake of opening a can of tuna, suggested by Giantburger!

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Anohrak

Is this a Calvin and Hobbes reference??

DiDiDi-X

Wow, Flora and Kat tackled Keith to Another dimension.

Bespin

They sent him to the shadow realm

Sylvrwolflol

Yes. And also to earlier moments in the TK comic and side material.

Aaron Peterson

"Either I'm greatly deceived, or someone opened a can of tuna in this vicinity!" "Yes. All over this vicinity."

MiDoFox

Keith: god-damnedt this is the 5th time you pounced on me Natani: "jealous dog noises"

SCD

They broke every bone in his body.

AstroChaos

Every. Single. Bone.

noxamillion

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Kevin Cason

the sound effects are wonderful =3

The Sexy Beast

That *tink* sound of the lid being separated from the can brings them running every time...

DarkWolfElite

I feel like this comic is a mix of Calvin and Hobbes, Twokinds, and a bit of Halo rolled into one XD

Paul Gabbard

I was just thinking that we haven't seen Flora do a Trace pounce in quite some time, a Keith pounce might tide us over.

MoppyPuppy

Flora just wanted to press up against Keith's body, clearly she's having second thoughts about only being with Trace. It happens all the time.

MoppyPuppy

Halo? I'm a fan of that series and I have no clue what you're referring to. It's really bothering me.

MoppyPuppy

Even the pelvis? Geez it must have been about more than just Tuna.

MoppyPuppy

At that point Keith is doing it on purpose.

MiDoFox

"even more jealous dog noises"

JasonAW3

Yep... That's a cat for you...

DarkWolfElite

Halo's CE Elite lines, especially the Blarghs

donutguy

I'm curious how Halo relates, too

DarkWolfElite

Alot of the elite lines if you take down an elite, is blargh

Erisnoir1

what about traces thoughts on this though my dear sir

MiDoFox

Trace know his cat, he knows that she loves him and she dose that because she's a cat "jealous human noises"

Erisnoir1

my cats arent crazy about tuna, they want veinna sausage

Erisnoir1

im thinking shes waiting to do the ultimate pounce

Erisnoir1

into the relm of fluff

Wolf guy

Can I be honest Keith? What did you expect to happen?

Kitsune106

I think its more she wanted to hog the tuna for herself

Erisnoir1

and with kat there.... theres gonna be a katfight hehehe

Nick

keith.exe has failed successfully.

ShiniArt

Being a cat owner, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of what happens when you open a can of tuna or chicken.

DarthKeidran (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 12:00 Sorry for the text wall <b>DarthKeidran STORY-COMMENT™</b> Kat and Flora: *purring while licking a barely conscious Keith’s cheek* Natani: &lt;“Hey! He’s mine!”&gt; *realizes they attacked upon the opening of the tuna can* (thinking) “So, it’s chef Natani to the rescue again.” <b><i><u>20 minutes later</u></i></b> Natani: &lt;“Bon Appétit”&gt; *Rings Bell and unveils a gourmet tuna sandwich made on a tuna based Keidran safe bread of Natani’s own creation* Kat and Flora: *Jump off Keith, who no longer is conscious, nor has any fuzz left on his cheeks, and nearly pounce Natani, who sidesteps, before chomping down on their sandwiches* Natani: &lt;“Lets get you out of here.”&gt; *gets startled when: Announcer Voice: <b><i><u>A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!</u></i></b>* Lynn: &lt;“What have you done to master Keith!? The Basitin Laws of Morality have been violated!”&gt; Announcer: “Ready, GO!”
2019-10-11 19:36 Sorry for the text wall <b>DarthKeidran STORY-COMMENT™</b> Kat and Flora: *purring while licking a barely conscious Keith’s cheek* Natani: <“Hey! He’s mine!”> *realizes they attacked upon the opening of the tuna can* (thinking) “So, it’s chef Natani to the rescue again.” <b><i><u>20 minutes later</u></i></b> Natani: <“Bon Appétit”> *Rings Bell and unveils a gourmet tuna sandwich made on a tuna based Keidran safe bread of Natani’s own creation* Kat and Flora: *Jump off Keith, who no longer is conscious, nor has any fuzz left on his cheeks, and nearly pounce Natani, who sidesteps, before chomping down on their sandwiches* Natani: <“Lets get you out of here.”> *gets startled when: Announcer Voice: <b><i><u>A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!</u></i></b>* Lynn: <“What have you done to master Keith!? The Basitin Laws of Morality have been violated!”> Announcer: “Ready, GO!”

Sorry for the text wall <b>DarthKeidran STORY-COMMENT™</b> Kat and Flora: *purring while licking a barely conscious Keith’s cheek* Natani: <“Hey! He’s mine!”> *realizes they attacked upon the opening of the tuna can* (thinking) “So, it’s chef Natani to the rescue again.” <b><i><u>20 minutes later</u></i></b> Natani: <“Bon Appétit”> *Rings Bell and unveils a gourmet tuna sandwich made on a tuna based Keidran safe bread of Natani’s own creation* Kat and Flora: *Jump off Keith, who no longer is conscious, nor has any fuzz left on his cheeks, and nearly pounce Natani, who sidesteps, before chomping down on their sandwiches* Natani: <“Lets get you out of here.”> *gets startled when: Announcer Voice: <b><i><u>A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!</u></i></b>* Lynn: <“What have you done to master Keith!? The Basitin Laws of Morality have been violated!”> Announcer: “Ready, GO!”

DarthKeidran

🎵“With the power of nature, you’re never alone, and you can’t let tuna cans open up Every Flora, Every Kat follows the sound to the can and you’re about to be massively @#%&ed! Kittens Atta-aa-a-aa-ack! Kitten Atta-aa-a-aa-ack! Watch your back, before it fades to black, they might look harmless but they’ll kick you’re non-feline @$$…”🎶

Keith Keiser

Well that would have been a really nice tuna bake

TiberWolf

That takes me back to reading Calvin and Hobbes comics when I was a wee lad. Now that I'm a much less wee lad I still enjoy them but not as often.

McClaw

I can't remember seeing a can of tuna that tall. The ones I know of are all shorter than they are wide.

Alto135

(Natani’s brain) “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Mattgames4110

😐 Well glad it was not me.... ! Oh no BLARG!!!! AHAHAH!!!! TRACE, ERIC, KAT HELP ME!!!!!! lol

DarthKeidran

<b>@Supreme Leader Porg</b>: As much as I’d love to say I can do these each and every day, this was literally a moment of my mind going wild, which is being helped by the fact that I’ve got my first project in as many months I’m working on. I’ll try to do these more often, but no guarantees.

Jaye

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Nunya.Byznys

Feels just like a classic Calvin and Hobbs ^_^

Jamie wood

Very reminiscent of “Calvin and Hobbs”

Mr reaper

Tom, is this a nod to Calvin and Hobbes?

Laster

Two broken ribs, a punctured lung and a trip to the hospital later...

KTGamer117

It was at that moment he had realized , he'd messed up

LupusK

SPEAR, FLORA AND KAT HIT KIETH WITH A SPEAR!!!

CrimsonQuill086

PLEASE tell me that this is a reference to those two Calvin and Hobbes strips in "Wierdo's from another planet"... Hobbes/Flora: "Either I'm greatly decieved, or someone opened a can of tuna in this vicinity!" Calvin/Keith: "Yes...all over this vicinity...."