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Vampire Alaric (Patreon)

Published:
2019-10-19 16:00:02
Imported:
2026-06
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Alaric returns as a vampire, suggested by TerraTheWizard!

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Natani Wolf (Sykez Wolf) (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 Ey that ear belongs to me! >:c
2019-10-19 16:01 Ey that ear belongs to me! >:c

Ey that ear belongs to me! >:c

Shockblaster

Honestly, he could nibble on me all he wants. If it means becoming a vampire alongside him, that'd be even better. Yes, I have an irrational crush on Alaric because he's everything I wish for in a boyfriend.

DiDiDi-X

Imagine Natani comes out of nowhere as a werewolf.

Alto135

(Alaric) "The food is great."

MiDoFox

Gay Vampire incoming.

Nekros Prime

Eat him eat him eat him eat him

Blizzard Snow Mew

Haha the tiny little “aw” from Alaric is so cute!

Sunfish43 (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 This is lovely <3
2019-10-19 16:11 This is lovely <3

This is lovely <3

Vulpes Zerda

Anyone would want that wuffy master general to nibble on em

Vulpes Zerda

You're right, it's not romantic... it's very romantic 😏😏😏

Fox-o guy

Why those conversations between you two (or three this time) need to be.. nice. Also… What ma Doing here? where am I? And why are there talking animals everywhere!

Fox-o guy

Since Im a guy.. thanks but no. But would surely recomend one of my friends along with theri adress and when they go to sleep or wake up. And yes im a stalker and no I do not mean chernobyl.. tho im kind of a talking fox that might the case. (sorry fro the 4th one but thr rest is fine.. i think…)

Keith is MY boyfran owo

Yeah, no Alaric, Keith is mine! 💕❤️❤️❤️💕❤️😍😘❤️💕💕❤️

DarkWolfElite

Alaric needs some love, and he has plenty to give, even if he is a bit bloodthirsty this time of year.

Keith is MY boyfran owo

No! Give him to me Alaric! ❤️❤️❤️🧡💛😍💕❤️😘💕😏❤️😍💚💙💕❤️❤️

SCD

Alaric: Bleh! Bleh! I vant to suck your blood! Keith: But why the ear? Alaric: There’s more blood in the ears than in the neck of a Basitin. Keith: I never knew that.

Golden Gears

We have another RIMG on our hands again!

Golden Gears

That would imply she's human.

csstats

C'mon Keith, you know you're a little tempted by stupid sexy (vampire) Alaric, I know I would be. 😏

DarthKeidran (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 <b>LYRIC-COMMENT™</b> Sorry about the length here… I just couldn't resist, and I wanted to make an excuse for a kind of Natani V. Alaric comment. Based on this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
 In response to this, Natani Demonstrates how to sing. Like in this image: https://www.patreon.com/posts/natani-sings-26830709 Perfect Performance! Natani: &lt;“Let him go!”&gt; Alaric: *Runs away from the scene pictured above, holding onto Keith. Stops upon encountering Natani, who somehow cut him off, and is now holding a chicken.* Natani: &lt;“Give him back! Otherwise, You will regret it!”&gt; Alaric: [“You think you are going to stop me alone?”] Natani: &lt;“Who said that I fight alone?”&gt; Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! Keith: (Thoughts) https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Awoo-811110166 🎶“You should know that a wolf with the power of mana, Can bring you to the end of your luck! And you should know by my stride and look in my gray eye, That you're about to be massively forced to give up! *Throws the chicken, which transforms into the Chickenified person from https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-are-ya-22817629 , but is a good martial artist* Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky!”🎵 Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! *the fight moves indoors, where everybody, including Reni, have been knocked out of the fight by Alaric* 🎶“With the power of mana you're never alone, And you shan’t let evil run amok! Every beast, every tree, heeds my will to the end, And you’re about to be massively chucked! Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. *Chicken pops up right behind Alaric, prompting a “Nani” moment* She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky! You're young and you're horny, Perhaps short on fam’ly, I gift you these coverings today! *Gives Alaric Ankle Coverings of Basitinization https://www.patreon.com/posts/basitin-trace-11703337 * Match up with whomever, Make your next endeavor, You won't kidnap Keith again.”
*Low pitched choral humming*🎵 Alaric: [“What a merciful Keidran… Are you able to Keidranify all animals?”] Natani: &lt;“I can Keidranify all animals. But chickens are the best!”&gt; Brutus’ Brother: &lt;“Help! Help! My brother is being held hostage by Clovis in a bikini.”&gt; Natani: &lt;“Don't worry! He’s going to be OK.”&gt; 🎶“Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky”🎵 *Starts Epic Yodeling of Wisdom, Ass-kicking, and Justice, while walking heroically in the general direction of the hostage crisis* *We see an epic fight, with Clovis being layed out by la pollo* (I will probably make the Clovis V Chicken concept my next project, or at least, the moment when Natani tosses the chicken and it transforms.)
2019-10-19 17:52 <b>LYRIC-COMMENT™</b> Sorry about the length here… I just couldn't resist, and I wanted to make an excuse for a kind of Natani V. Alaric comment. Based on this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
 In response to this, Natani Demonstrates how to sing. Like in this image: https://www.patreon.com/posts/natani-sings-26830709 Perfect Performance! Natani: <“Let him go!”> Alaric: *Runs away from the scene pictured above, holding onto Keith. Stops upon encountering Natani, who somehow cut him off, and is now holding a chicken.* Natani: <“Give him back! Otherwise, You will regret it!”> Alaric: [“You think you are going to stop me alone?”] Natani: <“Who said that I fight alone?”> Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! Keith: (Thoughts) https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Awoo-811110166 🎶“You should know that a wolf with the power of mana, Can bring you to the end of your luck! And you should know by my stride and look in my gray eye, That you're about to be massively forced to give up! *Throws the chicken, which transforms into the Chickenified person from https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-are-ya-22817629 , but is a good martial artist* Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky!”🎵 Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! *the fight moves indoors, where everybody, including Reni, have been knocked out of the fight by Alaric* 🎶“With the power of mana you're never alone, And you shan’t let evil run amok! Every beast, every tree, heeds my will to the end, And you’re about to be massively chucked! Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. *Chicken pops up right behind Alaric, prompting a “Nani” moment* She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky! You're young and you're horny, Perhaps short on fam’ly, I gift you these coverings today! *Gives Alaric Ankle Coverings of Basitinization https://www.patreon.com/posts/basitin-trace-11703337 * Match up with whomever, Make your next endeavor, You won't kidnap Keith again.”
*Low pitched choral humming*🎵 Alaric: [“What a merciful Keidran… Are you able to Keidranify all animals?”] Natani: <“I can Keidranify all animals. But chickens are the best!”> Brutus’ Brother: <“Help! Help! My brother is being held hostage by Clovis in a bikini.”> Natani: <“Don't worry! He’s going to be OK.”> 🎶“Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky”🎵 *Starts Epic Yodeling of Wisdom, Ass-kicking, and Justice, while walking heroically in the general direction of the hostage crisis* *We see an epic fight, with Clovis being layed out by la pollo* (I will probably make the Clovis V Chicken concept my next project, or at least, the moment when Natani tosses the chicken and it transforms.)

<b>LYRIC-COMMENT™</b> Sorry about the length here… I just couldn't resist, and I wanted to make an excuse for a kind of Natani V. Alaric comment. Based on this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
 In response to this, Natani Demonstrates how to sing. Like in this image: https://www.patreon.com/posts/natani-sings-26830709 Perfect Performance! Natani: <“Let him go!”> Alaric: *Runs away from the scene pictured above, holding onto Keith. Stops upon encountering Natani, who somehow cut him off, and is now holding a chicken.* Natani: <“Give him back! Otherwise, You will regret it!”> Alaric: [“You think you are going to stop me alone?”] Natani: <“Who said that I fight alone?”> Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! Keith: (Thoughts) https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Awoo-811110166 🎶“You should know that a wolf with the power of mana, Can bring you to the end of your luck! And you should know by my stride and look in my gray eye, That you're about to be massively forced to give up! *Throws the chicken, which transforms into the Chickenified person from https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-are-ya-22817629 , but is a good martial artist* Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky!”🎵 Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo! *the fight moves indoors, where everybody, including Reni, have been knocked out of the fight by Alaric* 🎶“With the power of mana you're never alone, And you shan’t let evil run amok! Every beast, every tree, heeds my will to the end, And you’re about to be massively chucked! Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black. *Chicken pops up right behind Alaric, prompting a “Nani” moment* She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass! Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky! You're young and you're horny, Perhaps short on fam’ly, I gift you these coverings today! *Gives Alaric Ankle Coverings of Basitinization https://www.patreon.com/posts/basitin-trace-11703337 * Match up with whomever, Make your next endeavor, You won't kidnap Keith again.”
*Low pitched choral humming*🎵 Alaric: [“What a merciful Keidran… Are you able to Keidranify all animals?”] Natani: <“I can Keidranify all animals. But chickens are the best!”> Brutus’ Brother: <“Help! Help! My brother is being held hostage by Clovis in a bikini.”> Natani: <“Don't worry! He’s going to be OK.”> 🎶“Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly, You own the sky”🎵 *Starts Epic Yodeling of Wisdom, Ass-kicking, and Justice, while walking heroically in the general direction of the hostage crisis* *We see an epic fight, with Clovis being layed out by la pollo* (I will probably make the Clovis V Chicken concept my next project, or at least, the moment when Natani tosses the chicken and it transforms.)

DarthKeidran

Alaric: "Plus, It's easier to incapacitate you by…" Karen: *Jumped onto Alaric's back and is feeling up his ears* "They're so soft and fluffy!" Alaric: *Pretty much has an overstimulation induced seizure*

DarthKeidran

Natani: *Nom's on keith's ear* Keith: *collapses due to the overstimulation*

DarthKeidran

I actually do kind of wish that <b>Raine is MY Girlfriend</b> would show up again… Especially if someone suggested a Raine x Keith ship sketch… I'd very much love to the comments from you two on that one.

Fox-o guy

And here we have the Darth Keidran in hi's natural enviroment.. the comment section of Two Kinds in the Patreon sector.

Fox-o guy

Me (a random stranger passing that just got hi's memory hyped and wiped): Welp… Welcome new world

RacingEevee

I would ask for a Black Soul Jem, but this works too well....

DarthKeidran

x’D³ <b>Fox-o guy</b>: Crikey, he’s seen us!

Jordan Dean Ezekude

There's a good chance that Vampire Alaric may be part of the Brujah clan (see Vampire the Masquerade)!

MoppyPuppy

Lame, Vampires don't ask permission to bite someone, if consent is the issue then Keith should be visiblly seduced in this image.

Roughlandin

Going on a tangent to talk about the main comic. (Btw, don't know if it's possible, but a way to comment on the actual comic strips would be awesome!) Taking votes on whether Keith and Natani's embarrassed expressions on the latest strip are the result of the situation they just left with Zen, or because some subconscious part of them realizes that this is the first mainline panel they've appeared in in over a year...

U Wot m8

Alaric: How about yes?

Wolf guy

Twilight Saga: The Other Universe

TheEnderRebel

Alaric: just into my eyes Keith, old friend. . . How about now?

Torbjörn Larsson

"All your ear are belong to me." "You are on the way to destruction." "What you say !!"

DarthKeidran

<b>Fox-o guy</b>: main( ) { printf("hello, new world\n"); }

DarthKeidran

I'm just saying. I think the comments would be gloriously hilarious.

Alex Shrub

Vampires confirmed canon

Customaera

Alaric is truly a connoisseur of fine dining.

Argonwolf

The way he strokes his ear is completely adorable. Keith must have nerves of steel not to swoon at such a display.

Solus

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

DarthKeidran

After he died, or so we thought, Alaric woke up as not only a ghoul (Tokyo Ghoul), but Mekkan's version of Shuu Tsukiyama.

Eric

At first I was like "No way that was over a year ago, what're they actually talking about?" then I kept flipping backwards and holy shit, we really haven't gotten all that far in a year...

Glenn Sellers

Actually, you can comment on the actual strips. You go to the tweets section below the page, click on the excerpt from the strip, and it'll take you to a twitter page of the strip. You can make your comment(s) there.

Throw Away

That place he fell on must have had a very conveniently placed stone mask

Connor Parsons

Just wait for him to start yelling wryy.