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Decorating the Christmas Keith (Patreon)

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2019-12-19 17:01:01
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2026-06
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Keith as a Christmas tree, suggested by Slartibartfast!

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Wolf guy

I would pay to see that.

Natani Wolf (Sykez Wolf)

Heh, Whole December I've been singing "Keith's all I want, just for me, Un-der-neath my christmas tree" Well... Laura got that tree dressed, I'm gonna undress after Christmas ;)

ThirdKind

Fun parts when she takes the decorations off 😼

The Sexy Beast

His face says "I'm not digging this", but because it's Laura, he's tolerating it.

Nick

keith is havin none of this lmao

Ryan Reaper

Should have turned him into a Christmas wreath X) would have rhymed better

Elvenhunter84

I love the suggestor's name. Just watched the Hitchhiker's Guide movie a few weeks ago

AstroChaos

Slartibartfast's signature on the request?

MiDoFox

Everyone is gansta until Keith became a tree

Roughlandin

Keith: "Um, Laura? I know I said this 'Christmas Keith' idea sounded fun at first, but do I really have to be naked under this thing?" Laura: "Yes. It's critical to the process. Don't question my vision." Keith: "B-but, Laura! I don-" Laura: "That's mistress Laura! Now, I have one more string of baubles here, and I know at least TWO places I can put them. So... any more complaints?" Keith: *gulps* "N-no, mistress." Entre Natani: "Hey, Keith? Have you seen- Awoo! Uh... Sorry, you two. Didn't mean to intrude." Laura: "Oh, no worries. We were just getting into the holiday spirit. In fact, if our little evergreen here doesn't mind, I could use some help decking the halls. What do you say, Keith? Would you like master Natani to stick around?" Keith, blushing: "...Y-you can stay, i-if you like, Natani." Natani: "Y'know, I would like... And call me 'sir'." Keith, with slowly rising katana tail: "Yes, s-sir. This one's safeword is 'Tannenbaum', sir."

SCD

Laura: O Christmas Keith, O Christmas Keith! How are thy leaves so verdant! Keith: Shut up! Laura: Hehehehehehehehehehe! Keith: ……….I hate you and my life! Laura: I love you too! Keith: ……….Please kill me!

[NoMiddleInitial]

Keith wins the ugliest Christmas sweater contest.

Sunfish43

I love the expressions! It's like Keith is really unamused but puts up with it because others around him are enjoying it. Lovely suggestion + art.

Wolf guy

Zane: *sees everything, then leaves*