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Maeve noms Roan's tail during the assault on Edinmire, suggested by DarthKeidran!

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Markvincible

Roans first appearance in a sketch

Wolf guy

Must. Happen. Too. Cute.

Rix Syko

Tail nom to the rescue

WereKeidran

And this is why you don't try and cast spells while in melee range

Anonymous

Maeve is so cute and her tail noming too

Davin Sip

Roan cast fire ball and rolled a critical fail.

The Sexy Beast

I am still worried about Adira's safety.

CrRAR (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 “Hasta la vista, BB... Q”<br><br>&gt;:3
2020-05-05 18:44 “Hasta la vista, BB... Q”<br><br>>:3

“Hasta la vista, BB... Q”<br><br>>:3

Roughlandin

Adira: "MAEVE! There you are! You had me worried sick!" *Sniffs* "...What smells like fried chicken?" Maeve, walking hand-in-hand with large wolf: "Hi, momma! Meet Brutus. He's my new best friend." Brutus: "Hello! My name's Brutus!" Adira: "I... Yes... I heard." Maeve: "We're gonna go make waffles now." Brutus: "Oh, boy! I love waffles!" Maeve: "Me too! We're gonna have so much fun! Maybe if we ask real nice later, momma will let you sleep over tonight!" Brutus: "Oh, boy! I love sleepovers!" Adira, watching them leave: *Sigh.* "This has been a strange day." Xtra Krispy Roan: *Cough.* "...You're telling me, lady." Adira: "Ah!" *Punches him.* Roan: "GAH! The face! Why always, with the hitting of the face?"

Reseen Dalls

The magi brothers always pretended they pushed a guy to kill himself with his own magic. Maeve actually did and she's still a child. Now that's badass.

InTheLionsDen

Beware the unassuming, quiet, cute ones. They can be the most dangerous.

JakubDash42

Dude, the last part made me laugh so hard I started crying.

DarthKeidran

I’m hoping I finally fixed the dang app so it will actually notify me. Thanks for the sketch Tom. It turned out awesome as always. <b>How Chapter 18 Could Have Ended</b> Keith: “I’m gonna Save Natani, No Matter The Cost!” Maddie: “Gee. Don’t you think we should be careful who we ask for help? I mean there’s a big sign saying they’re at war with the wolves right now.” Keith: “B-Bu…” Lynn: “I know Natani is a close friend, but I must agree with Miss Adelaide, the best way to care for your friend is with caution.” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> Flora: “How about you not arrest my friends!” Keiren: “I’m sorry Flora… I was worried he had you enslaved, and may have been using you as a breeder like those Vaughan’s over in Wreathwood, what with you being pregnant and all.” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> Daniels: “Ol’ Rinehold said he saw wolves moving through his fields near Riftwall. Do you want me to go check it out?” Keiren: “Nah… were too busy right now. Plus, it’s probably just kids.” HISHE Smart Scientist: “Here's a bright idea. Why don’t you make sure it’s just kids before you let a terrorist false flag attack happen in the middle of these peace talks.” Keiren: “Who are you?” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> Adira: “The Riftwall has been dark since the war began.” Trace: “Well, isn’t there a way to restart it? Like, throwing some mana crystals into it or something? There’s a Templar Tower in town, and I know those draw Mana from the surroundings. Maybe the Riftwall is just low on Mana.” Adira: “What do you think I am, a mage? I’m going to see if that works. Thanks!” *1 hour later* Adira: “I hope this works.” *throws a hand full of Mana Crystals into the Riftwall* *The Riftwall opens, with Amelia sitting in a chair on the other side* Adira: “Amelia. It’s working again, I’m so glad to see you again!” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> *The above occurs* Roan: *Starts running around wildly and comically, unsure what just happened, but aware he’s now on fire* Maeve: (thinking) I hope he’s going to be alright. Sam: “Goes to throw a Fireball at Adira.” *Sam is denied by Trace* *Clovis’Guild Retreats* *Flora and Trace Embrace* Keiren: “Wait, if she isn’t his slave, and he’s her friend, and they don’t have any other Keidran in their group, and it’s a long story… That means she… and he… and…That’s Impossible!” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> YoungTani: “I’ve got a feeling we’re gonna die if we don’t wake up and get out of here” Natani: “Oh, OK.” *Takes YoungTani’s hand* *The Na’Rella explodes* Preacher Tom: “We are Gathered here to celebrate the lives of a Wolf Assassin, who had some big secrets, an innocent-minded CatDog Slavegirl, who couldn’t get it on with her Master, and a Basitin Ambassador, who kept losing those that he considered family.” Red’s Cousin, Blu: “In the Name of Meaningless Battle!” Preacher Tom: “Is there a survivable profession anywhere on Mekkan? Aack!” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> Natani: “I couldn’t save Laura’s Urn Keith. I’m so sorry.” Keith: “She was at home on the beach anyways, I’m just glad you’re alive.” Keiren: “You’re all under arrest!” Flora: “Ahem!” Keiren: “Er… You can all be our guest! Daniels, start cleaning up the beach.” Daniels: “Yes Sir.” (1 hour later) Daniels: “Why do I get stuck on cleanup duty?” *finds Laura’s urn in a pile rubble, which includes some broken up and useless Mana Crystals* *Cleans it off and sets it aside* Laura: *Materializes, I Dream Of Jeannie style* “What, Where Am I? Did you save me somehow?” *Emotionally hugs onto Daniels* Daniels: “Not Again!” <i>Fast Forwarding</i> Brahn: “I am a man of my word… but the Templar doesn’t Negotiate with Terrorists. *Clovis is hit by a tranquilizer dart, collapsing to the floor* Clovis: “I am a… pretty princess…” *snores* Brahn: “Like we have the skills to override Nora’s most wrath induced spells.” *Licks the crystal* “I love Rock Candy.” <b><u>But this is how it really could have ended.</u></b> Trace: “I am Grand Templar Trace Legacy, and from now on, all slavery is forbidden. I know my past was full of crimes against the Keidran Race, slavery included, but I’ve found love in the form of a Keidran, I know what I did was wrong, and the Templar Order will now accept all mages, regardless of race or gender.” *And thus begins an epic fight scene between Brahn and Trace*

Paul Hage

The return of the king

DarthKeidran

Maeve would win the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

DarthKeidran

I’m DarthKeidran and I endorse this <b>Roughlandin STORY-COMMENT™</b>

DarthKeidran

DM: The Spell Rebounded. Roll again. Roan: *rerolls* DM: Your spell rebounds with maximum power. Please roll a new character.

SCD

Maeve Wins! Flawless Victory! Fatality!

DarthKeidran

Especially where it says “Chomp” instead of “Nom” like normal, and with her eyes clenched shut, I imagine there may be some shattered tail bones there.

DarthKeidran

You mean “MAEVE-TALITY!”

DarthKeidran

You Mean, “The Revenge Of The Fifth” x’D³ I’m gonna be honest. I’m so busy these days I’m lucky I managed to keep submitting suggestions. I’ll likely keep the story comments shorter than this in most situations. This one was inspired by some the other comments kicking off a mental chain reaction which devolved into the script for a 4-5 minute HISHE.

Roughlandin

Thanks, Darth! Good to hear from you! :)

DarthKeidran

It’s good to be back. Hopefully I actually start getting notifications now. (The lack of receiving them being part of why I haven’t been very present lately) Edit: I am getting notifications again. FINALLY!!!

Randy Healon

LOL okay props...that made me laugh way harder than i think it should have

Jason Smith

Nothing can beat the Nom!

IRON WOLF

Great extra story as always man. I've be following twokinds for 2 years now. How long have you done these addon tails?

DarthKeidran

A couple years or so, and just here on Patreon. I like to write, and can be a perfectionist, which occasionally gets me in tricky situations. For example, my <b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> above, meant about 45 minutes to an hour in the parking lot before driving home. Also, your comment just confirmed that my notifications are fixed, so, thank you.

Ordithus

Beware the unseen and unheard child, for chaos is at hand. CHOMP

Paul Hage

Well ever since ruff started doing stories I wanted to try some mainly inspired by both of you and since you were the first I refer to you as king

DarthKeidran

I’m glad I could be a source of inspiration. If you would like help with stuff, you can reach me on Discord @ DarthKeidran#7155

SCD

LOL!

ProudLoneWolf

Between his looks, being a chicken, and this, starting to think Roan is this universe's version of Wile E. Coyote.

KaiserDunk

Now, he’s just a crispy critter.

RivCA

No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!

LupusK

YOU SHALL NOT HARM THY SNOW MEW