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Coffee Elemental (Patreon)

Published:
2020-05-19 16:00:04
Imported:
2026-06
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Maddie and Landen create a monster, suggested by ThingsAreBrewing!

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J. Martin Laursen

Is that Doctor Toons World Famous Nuclear Coffee?

Brad Sampson

i dream for that level of coffee dedication

Wolf guy

She drinks it and gains super powers

Broaster07

Where can I get a bag of that?

DiDiDi-X

I'd like to see the after effects of drinking that.

Keith Keiser

Seems by the lab coat and goggles maddie made this by science.. Strange, didn't think it can do that, good on her though

Daron Fox (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 who is Landen?
2020-05-19 16:02

Anonymous

The coffee monster, is it possible to but it?

CrRAR

Sealeen will be facinated to study this new substance to learn its properties. For potion science, you coffee monster.

Senne

A character we haven't seen much off in the comic. Got introduced a while back

Project #11

She was one of the mercenaries back in Edinmire; One of the team that attacked Keith & his team (remember fire lizard?)

Project #11

Wait, if she did this, she must have not used mana. This actually might be one of the biggest discoveries of chemistry in their world ;-;

Tharkis

"Dont just stand there... get a straw!"

Keith Keiser

Exactly, I wish I knew her secrets

Norvin Fisk

XD See, that's what happens when you use a fire elemental to brew coffee with water from a water elemental!

MrEBaus

This is how i was born. Pure coffee runs through my veins

OreganoD

The coffee elemental's only natural predator, grad students

Serif G. Font

Is it bad I've been trying to think of a pun for this ever sense the stream where he made this and still couldn't think of one that made sense?

Roughlandin

Maddie, being washed away by a tidal flood of coffee: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

SCD

Coffee Monster: You can’t kill me! (that’s when Landen grabs a giant straw) Coffee Monster: W-w-w-w-wait, l-l-l-l-let’s talk this over! NOOOOO!!!! (she drank the monster) Madelyn: Wow, you actually did drank it. How did it taste? Landen: Good, but it needed some cream and sugar.

Saberbeam

It happens to the best of us 😌 Sometimes you can't make puns happen, you just need to go into it with a carafree attitude... 'cause the elemental appears to be bound to a carafe... I'll show myself out 😅

Roughlandin

The pun war in chat during this sketch was strong and dark. There's no way to sugar coat it. Only the cream of the crop rose above the challenge. Losers were filtered out quickly. One missed pun was grounds for immediate defeat.

CrRAR

“I... <i>am Brew’t</i>”

[NoMiddleInitial]

Coffee monsters are delicious. Especially with some creamer angels and Hennessy spirits. Good morning. X)

[NoMiddleInitial]

Just like regular coffee. The ability to put up with people. ;p

[NoMiddleInitial]

“You merely brewed the coffee, I was born in it” *in Bane voice*

ThingsAreMoving

Too latte to hesitate, commence mugging immediately!

Roughlandin

I sense trouble brewing. I feel it in my beans.

Serif G. Font

I'm so annoyed that I only now though of a pun that would have been perfect "I guess you could say there's some trouble BREWING"

Noodle

"Now onto the next project... A latte elemental! WITH A GIANT HEART!"

Torinir

Or tech support.

Björn Jahn

That explains the latest Chubbyemu video...

Alto135

(water elamental) "You too huh."

Torbjörn Larsson

Bean there, done that. The trick is to let it slowly filter through, then hit it right in the mug!

Torbjörn Larsson

I love this so much - I want it on a mug! "Espresso - too strong for words!" "Don't make me hot You wouldn't like me when I'm hot," "Coffee - ground for dark mornings."

KaiserDunk

Sounds like Navy coffee.

Katfeathers

Why drink the elemental; tame it so it can summon / generate more.

TheBeginnerArtist

man, thıs ıs ınterestıng... is this coffee radioactive?

Adamas

Have to fight it with your spoon to keep it in the cup? Sounds like standard Graveyard Shift coffee to me

JaronKitsune

If it don't taste like sludge, I'd drink it too...

Bigou

Ooohhhh, I dream I could have a real-live coffee elemental.

RivCA

NMI, it's more like muddy water. Navy coffee tastes like paint thinner, but it'll wake you right up.

Aotearoa_Goose

You have been targeted for cafeniation.