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Somehow, Sythe takes a wrong turn at the zoo and ends up part of it, suggested by Foxpie!

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WereKeidran

Maren! Come save your boyfriend!

Wolf guy

I don’t think he belongs their. I think he needs his own area

[NoMiddleInitial]

Just because he’s a wolf doesn’t mean he’ll be accepted into the pack... ... it’s the ponytail.

Roughlandin

Sythe, grumbling: "Let's go to the zoo, Sythe! It'll be FINE, Sythe! What could happen? Psssh... Shows me for trusting that purple-haired temptress. Now I know why mom always warned me to never follow pretty tavern girls to strange places." Smol Human: "Mommy, look! That big doggy thinks it's people!" Sythe: "Kid? H-hey, kid! Look, I'm not a doggy. I'm a diplomat! I'm a delegate from the Forest Wolven tribes. This has all been a huge misunderstanding! You gotta tell them to let me outta here!" Smol Human: "Hee-hee! You're funny, doggy! Imma go get a hamburger now. Bye-bye!" Sythe: "Kid? Kid, wait! Don't leave me in here! Aww, woof... Can you at least grab me a hamburger, too?" Wolf: "Bork!" Sythe: "What? Oh! Uh, make that two burgers! ...Anything else?" Wolf: "Awrf, wurf!" Sythe: "And some fox fries!"

CrimsonQuill086

Meanwhile, on the other side of the zoo, that 'purple haired temptress' has seen where her boyfriend has ended up, and is charging towards the glass at lightspeed...he's a weirdo to her, but he's her weirdo masks dammit!

AetherSprite224

Awe, no howling? People at my local zoo get the wolf pack to howl all the time, it's hilarious. XD