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Re-Life Premiums (Patreon)

Published:
2021-02-21 17:01:00
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2026-06
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Turns out, staying alive is expensive! Suggested by BaconCopter

Sequel to Driving with Willow 

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Wolfy Wolf

Laura is playing Dumb ways to die

Wolf guy

This is why you get it, to make sure you say alive by NOT HAVING TO OAY THE INCREACED PRICE.

OnkelInferno

Willow's expression says it all

Kinipshun

Any price is worth keeping laura alive. She’s too precious

Jeebüüs

Guess her policy's accident forgiveness ain't that great, shoulda gotten the next tier up.

Roughlandin

Laura: "If only there was a way to get the most out of my Re-life policy without having to pay more!" Good news, Laura! Thanks to Faemer's Re-life Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan, there is! Laura: "Ah! W-who said that?!" Willow: "I don't know, Laura. But whatever you do, don't panic! Otherwise your rates will just keep going up!" Don't worry, Willow! Because with our Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan's new Mortal Grace Period, people like Laura who suffer more than one fatal accident within a single 48 hour period don't have to worry about unnecessary premium increases. Laura: "W-who are you? Why are you d-doing this?!" We're doing this because we here at Faemer's recognize that sometimes life... and death... can get complicated. Luckily, when you sign up for Faemer's Mortal Grace period, figuring out the cost of your Re-life payment doesn't have to be. Laura: "W-Willow, I'm scared!" Willow: "M-me too!" But thanks to Faemer's, they don't have to be scared about higher Re-life premiums! Laura: "AAH!" Faemer's Re-life Mortal Grace Period. A policy so good... Willow: "AAAAAH!!" ...It's a little bit scary. We are Faemer's.

Roughlandin

If they keep this up, Willow might have to get a job to help cover the cost of rent. Hmm... I wonder what kind of job a Fae would be good at? Probably not anything to do with finding stuff or giving directions, lol! A weird but cute concept, Tom. Great work as always!

cpttails

And then it turns out her employer switched re-life insurace companies right while she was in themiddleof a claim so now it takes 3 tmes as long to get a simple ressurection covered... -_-

Saberbeam

You get all the thumbs up 😂👍👍👍👍👍👍

Kaija

thanks god, there is Proper Healthcare without needing overpriced insurance in other country :'D

Cliff Warden

Her natural job would be tour guide. Buti have a feeling that won't make her much money

Estragon

Should have called The General....

durandle

it would be fine if they pay in advance

RivCA

OAY?

RivCA

Where else is the General present? I thought it was just on the west coast.

Estragon

You may be right.